I have seen the light. I used to defend Opie... no more.
35 2017-07-28 by Wolosocu
He is toxic.
The fact that Jimmy claims Kenny left because of Opie is proof positive of how toxic Opie is. Kenny is a big dope whose only job was to make sure no one tried to beat Opie up. If you're such a shitty person that your body guard leaves because he can't stand you, then obviously something is wrong with you.
I will forever be grateful for the role Opie played in creating the O&A Universe. Face it, he was instrumental in its creation and without him it wouldn't exist. However, he's like the opposite of Midas at this point -- everything he touches turns to shit.
Opie, if you indeed have "fuck you money" then the best thing you can do is retire into obscurity. Laugh at us knowing that you never have to work another day in your life and that will be the real victory.
Please, just fucking disappear.
43 comments
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-07-28
You're about three years behind. Don't invest in the stock market.
1 its_cold_out_here 2017-07-28
Buy high, sell low! And then saturate the market!!
1 Bobby_Newpooort 2017-07-28
But that's the opposite of what you're supposed to do!
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-07-28
If you don't know what a dividend reinvestment plan is then you don't belong in this conversation!
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-07-28
We need INSIDER TRADING, I've been very clear about that from the inception!
1 its_cold_out_here 2017-07-28
I want profitability reports on my desk; I'm hearing good things about Enron and I'll fuck everyone's mother before I'M left in the dust on this up and comer!!!
1 --DC-- 2017-07-28
WE'RE HAVING A FLOOR SALE ON INSIDER TRADING GREGORY
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-07-28
Invest in a podcast studio Gregory, it's call inverse vertical integration
1 lifeobenreilly 2017-07-28
For an extra $60K, we'll even bring your podcast equipment into the city!
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-07-28
Fuck the Dow!
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-07-28
The Dow Jones is for queers
1 IrateBarnacle 2017-07-28
Invest in fructose!
1 tgrokz 2017-07-28
It's just like me and braunheiser discussed while hating opie under assumed names
1 wllmweller 2017-07-28
I speak for everyone in saying "Thank You"! We have been discussing, at length, the best way to get you on our side. We have been really going crazy
1 Wolosocu 2017-07-28
I know you have pal. Worry no more!
1 sueliza1767 2017-07-28
Or, how about this angle? Opie did create the powerhouse O&A used to be. He plucked nobody Anthony out of nowhere and somehow realized Jimmy would be a good fit. If you listen to the pre-Obama days, it was a revolving door of great comedians just stopping by at any given time just to hang cause it was a fun atmosphere. Opie was tolerable and really did contribute a lot too. He constantly plugged these guys and really helped launch careers of some comedians such as Bobby, and Patrice. So everything is going along nicely, and then Anthony's racism starts to surface. It gets uglier and uglier. (especially after Patrice dies) They try to laugh it off, but Opie is not only uncomfortable with this, he's also put in a position to defend him to management. Slowly, comedians stop coming. The, 'they're to big for us now' is just an excuse. I believe this began because of Anthony's blatant racism and hatred. If you listen to him during Treyvon Martin or any thing that has to do with Obama, he really is frothing at the mouth! Anyhow, I think Opie saw it slipping away. Anthony's drinking and fucking young girls at his age, Opie knew it wasn't going to end well and there wasn't a damned thing he could do to stop it.. Did he handle it well? No, not by any stretch. But I do believe, that this is the core of misunderstood Opie.
1 52017 2017-07-28
You're a dumb dumb
1 CookieHaid 2017-07-28
LOL
1 CookieHaid 2017-07-28
Yeah? How'd that work out?
1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-28
One is in a giant coffin. The other should be in one by year end.
1 lispychicken 2017-07-28
Opie saw how unneeded he was and became a bittertits squash over it.
Let's not pretend Opie had a raging show going on and was popular and famous and did Ant a job bringing him on.
1 VicDumb 2017-07-28
I don't even disagree with you. They're both cunts tho
1 DryTeeth 2017-07-28
Yooz a faggot...
1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-28
Opie got big guests on his show like a spic restaurant owner, a big tongued monkey, and a lesbian that sells meat.
1 myRrribz 2017-07-28
I'm not reading this, so I'll just call you a homo.
1 philtheprince 2017-07-28
I don't know if it's exactly that, or that when they first got on XM it was new and they were excited. But Anthony did change. Early on the racism was kind of Archie Bunker like, and it was all 3 of them. Somewhere between Obama and Trayvon Martin, Ant's part in that got a lot darker. Also early on he talked about being in bed every night by nine, and then somewhere after Melinda that changed. Maybe it was Niccolini.
But when I listen to old segments now, I hear the same things that are irritating about Opie now, he just shut up to let Ant and Jim have space to work.
1 zenthedude 2017-07-28
Opie was honestly at his worst in those days because he still thought the show was his and would chime in OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD and have to be bailed out by Ant after he inevitably drew the conversation to a complete halt. Opie has always been best at, like you said, plugging people better than him.
Tbh, most of the comedians on the show were too big for them at that point. They had careers. Who can blame them for not wanting to wake up at 5 or 6 in the morning and drive through NYC traffic to go on a radio show after they had been up until 2-3 am the night before? Bill Burr is probably the only comedian who stopped coming on due to Ant's racism, but he also had a god damn career. And his wife is hideous. That's besides the point, but it's worth noting.
If this is you trying to make a heel turn, you succeeded. Go fuck yourself.
1 SuperTrucker76 2017-07-28
You typed alot of word to look like a shit head.
1 ScarletNumbers 2017-07-28
Bobby has a career?
1 Virginia_Beach 2017-07-28
You should purchase Apple stock. I heard it's going to explode 1000 fold
1 urfaceisa 2017-07-28
If anything, I'm egging him on more then I used to.
I want him to podcast and then go on as many as he can to promote himself, where he won't ever be in charge.
1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-28
This sub has passed you by. We love Opie now. You missed the hate train.
1 Peckas1 2017-07-28
Once the courts find out the Opie is hugely popular, and the key to O&A's success, Lynsi will get the divorce settlement she deserves.
1 xxmikekxx 2017-07-28
I just realized, this means that Opie is a bigger cunt to be around than Amy Schumer
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-07-28
But who's tits are bigger
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-07-28
Amy is a flatso
1 HumpX 2017-07-28
I actually like the Opster insofar as his show goes but at some point you gotta wonder why all the people in your life are disappearing. There's definitely a need for some medication in his life that could help turn him around.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-07-28
Fuckin armchair psychologist
1 johnnyroberts 2017-07-28
tsss that must be one depressed armchair or sumpthin
1 PokeredFace 2017-07-28
That's beautiful, did you just think of that?
1 Guybroman 2017-07-28
Hey incase you didnt know Casey Anthony is innocent and we dont go to Blockbuster anymore
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-07-28
Nice try with the hate tho
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1 Belchides 2017-07-28
I tried my best to not hate Opie early on but over time his dumb attics just made me mad to the point where I had verbally yell at my screen for him to shut up.
1 Billyassman 2017-07-28
I have some really great swamp land in NC. I mean Ocean front,are you interested.
1 SGFTI 2017-07-28
" If you're such a shitty person that your body guard leaves because he can't stand you, then obviously something is wrong with you."
And this is a man who has driven around the likes of Chip Chipperson and Edgar Melloncamp.
1 68rouge 2017-07-28
Kenny was paid to like Opie
1 Wolosocu 2017-07-28
I know you have pal. Worry no more!