I was once WoWed by a nice looking girl on the Van Wyck Expressway. I had the sticker in the back of my car, never thought it would work. I was pleasantly surprised 😎
I'm such a nerd, the first time I ever saw a pair of boobs was in a college 'life drawing' class. (Yes, I basically re-enacted that Beavis and Butthead episode.)
A few weeks later some chick walking down the street flashed me. It was basically the 2nd greatest moment of my life.
I'd fully expected to see boobs in all their glory on the very first day of class. Instead, the teacher made us draw some naked seventy year old dude. That became the norm; the teacher had us draw of series of dudes, week in and week out.
After a few weeks I could barely make it to class on time. I had zero motivation to go it was lame.
Then one day I came in to class fifteen minutes late, sat down, looked up, and POW!!! A blonde college girl with big ol' boobs.
I seriously understand that it sounds like I'm reciting that Beavis and Butthead episode, but I was genuinely speechless for nearly an hour. It was like staring into the face of God.
1 time i wuz sitting in the car wid my niggaz and a bitch walked by and flashed her tits...every1 saw it but me, because i wuz looking down rolling a doobie and i dropped it on the floor, when every1 was screaming at once, so they they called me a faggot and started to hit my head.
17 comments
1 bonecrushingkisses 2017-07-28
I've never met anyone IRL that has even heard of OnA
1 stupidfatbobkelly 2017-07-28
No woman has ever flashed her breasts in response to a WOW sticker. All of the women who called in and said they did were lying, fat cunts.
1 Supersixfour00 2017-07-28
I was once WoWed by a nice looking girl on the Van Wyck Expressway. I had the sticker in the back of my car, never thought it would work. I was pleasantly surprised 😎
1 lowend73 2017-07-28
I'll translate
Girl=Guy Van Wyck=Truck stop Glory Hole
1 Supersixfour00 2017-07-28
I wish that was the case, cause this Sailor could use a little r&r
1 lowend73 2017-07-28
I hear that buddy!
1 Dannyprecise 2017-07-28
I jumps on the Van Wyck
I gots to make it there madd quick
Ayo, this shit getting madd thick
1 TheDannySaint 2017-07-28
Yes
1 ScarletNumbers 2017-07-28
I can never see that.
1 GullibleGilbert 2017-07-28
condoleezza rice once flashed me when i was cruising around washington
1 AntwansBobo 2017-07-28
It only worked on the highways and bi ways bro During the hang 3-7 Monday to Friday
1 majestik6 2017-07-28
I'm such a nerd, the first time I ever saw a pair of boobs was in a college 'life drawing' class. (Yes, I basically re-enacted that Beavis and Butthead episode.)
A few weeks later some chick walking down the street flashed me. It was basically the 2nd greatest moment of my life.
1 ScarletNumbers 2017-07-28
Was she a fellow student?
1 majestik6 2017-07-28
She was.
The teacher was sneaky:
I'd fully expected to see boobs in all their glory on the very first day of class. Instead, the teacher made us draw some naked seventy year old dude. That became the norm; the teacher had us draw of series of dudes, week in and week out.
After a few weeks I could barely make it to class on time. I had zero motivation to go it was lame.
Then one day I came in to class fifteen minutes late, sat down, looked up, and POW!!! A blonde college girl with big ol' boobs.
I seriously understand that it sounds like I'm reciting that Beavis and Butthead episode, but I was genuinely speechless for nearly an hour. It was like staring into the face of God.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-07-28
more words please
1 aidspiss 2017-07-28
1 time i wuz sitting in the car wid my niggaz and a bitch walked by and flashed her tits...every1 saw it but me, because i wuz looking down rolling a doobie and i dropped it on the floor, when every1 was screaming at once, so they they called me a faggot and started to hit my head.
1 ScarletNumbers 2017-07-28
Ali G?