Adam Carolla went before Congress to bitch about political correctness.

79  2017-07-28 by breadmoccasin

51 comments

but...what is this supposed to accomplish exactly?

Good

Shit, he rocked that. Sharp suit too. Why was this hearing happening anyway?

iTunes was down.

Congress had a hearing on the behavior at Berkeley. Adam was invited because he has a documentary coming out about college faggots.

House Faggotry Committee. He named names!

"Fawk Adam Carolla. Fawkin asshole."

~ Tits

"WhAT ArR yoOouUu dOiN here?!" He said

The goddamn nerve of the dastardly Adam Carolla to ask Titties such a question...

Oddly titled this thread, but Carolla did did well. Too much "give the kids the world" shit happening (that's the actual name of some kind of charity btw)

Right...its a charity that works with the Make a Wish Foundation to give kids dying of cancer the chance to go to Disney World with their families. What a bunch of "shit". Fag

What kind of homo wants to go to Disney

Yea, these kids get everything nowadays: unpayable college debt, shitty healthcare, a job market where you actually have to go into debt to make it in your field. Baby boomers like Carolla bitching about any generation is laughable.

Swing a fucking hammer, get a man's job.

I throw a ham sandwich in my lunchbox, fill a thermos with coffee, and bang some railcars around the jobsite. What do I know?

The fabricators, hah, think they can't make a mistake. Well who was hunched over with a die grinder, widening holes, fixing their mistake? Anyway, that's a story for another day.

Ol' Stevie Jacobson? That son-of-a-beesting taught me everything I know.

Good people.

What job are you being prevented from having?

Teacher. Need a masters and I don't have the money currently.

Too bad. You should have gone to vocational school and learned a skill that is actually useful.

FUCK YEAH!

Someone get this poor man a top lip.

Can we borrow one from your pussy?

It wouldn't look right.

I subscribe to several of his podcasts. He fills up a lot of my day, now that I've stopped listening to the o&a world.

He's shockingly profound, and has a lot of wisdom to offer about a lot of topics. Of course sometimes he's a fucking blowhard, but I suppose he's earned it.

Didn't he fired his co host when she was on vacation via email because she looked at him the wrong way or some shit

Basically, he fired her for not helping the greater good. Not making the show better, and not making the network stronger.

https://youtu.be/WgivSlE2V2g

The Greater Good

Yes. Doing things to help build the network that she did not see as directly benefiting her, but that would have definitely benefited her.

Adam has this weird need to surround himself with slits, and I really don't know why. Every hole, starting with Strasser, has fucking sucked.

He's a wild man who needs a hole to keep him in check.

I didn't like Allison, and I stopped listening for a long time. But Gina Grad is pretty fucking good, admittedly. I used to have that old Opie and Anthony prejudice against women on radio, but she has proven herself to be pretty fucking funny.

She has huge cans too.

Oh yeah? Lemme just Google that real fast aaaand I'm in love.

Hoo hoo.

Obscure, subtle

Considering that every woman he's hired looks like his own wife, I think he likes hiring eye candy to entertain himself

Gregory doesn't want his cohosts to make the show better because he thinks he does that himself.

He gave a rant on it.. she sounds cunty as shit

Stopped listening to him when he (((said))) that 911 occurred because they hate our freedoms and that our women get fake tits. He's a good goy like the rest of them.

He's a wannabe intellectual. He makes some decent points, but he makes the mistake of thinking that any opinion he has is automatically brilliant and original.

makes the mistake of thinking that any opinion he has is automatically brilliant and original

So does fucking everybody. No one says an opinion thinking "this should be nice and worthless". Even Opie.

Really? No one can offer an offer an opinion with humility? Cool.

H O T T A K E O T T A K E

I really really hate this term.

Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt.

When he's not rehashing the same rant or retelling the same story for the upteenth time - Carolla's a good egg!

"So I tell the production assistant to go out and get a big Tom turkey..."

I unsubscribed from his podcast after he went on a 30 min rant about how he couldn't finish the cabinets he was building because the young assistant he sent to Home Depot got the wrong size screw.

That sounds much worse than listening to an elderly homosexual talk about having 15 dollar camping chairs for his patio party delivered by Home Depot for 30 minutes.

You're right. I apologize and go fuck myself.

It was kinda funny how he was treating it like a stand up set in parts and going for laughs and telling stories.

I don't understand anyone that's not a 15 year old edge lord can stand to listen to him or any video with the title "Snowflakes"