Colonel Shitdick

78  2017-07-28 by AntwansBobo

28 comments

He looks like Isaac from Children of the Corn as an adult.

"He wants you too shitchest!"

he looks like a gay slave master

He looks like he would go to clay Shaws soirees in jfk

Go pick the cotton or sumthin

i say i say i say look at the pecka on that neegra.

oh no, a muscular farm hand has broken into the house while my lubricated bottom is arched in the air, I hope he doesn't fuck me silly

Jim "Southern Dandy" Norton

Carol Ann, let me in

Hahaha, this pic is great.

Wait, which one are you refering to?

Is that the mint julep kid?!

Just the mint kid. You don't want him getting into his cups and sending obscene telegrams, do you?

tss tss 3/5 compromise tss tss or summpin

There's nor R in colonel, why the fuck is it pronounced with one? That has baffled me for years.

Why do British people pronounce 'lieutenant' as 'leftenant'?

That's one also, not being native english speaker that seems odd to me that there are handful of these exceptions that are absent in my language.

Look up the Norman invasion, you filthy fucking foreigner.

Their rotten teeth prohibits correct pronunciation

They may have invented the language, but we perfected it. hahaha right guys?!

And add an extra syllable in aluminum.

It's a French/British thing. They have to be different.

Your what we call 'simple'.

He raided John Valby's closet

Where's his picka ninny tranny?

Colonel Slanders

Sorry, it's all I could come up with

I heard Aaron Rodgers might be playing for the pink team, if you get my meaning.

Tss a couple'a FUDGE packers

And yet another fine NFL star takes time from his busy schedule.... to make another wish come true. This time.. for little Jimmy Norton. Lil Jimmy comes from New York City, and has full blown AIDS. Mr Norton apologizes for his appearance, it seems that his original clothes were ruined and a KFC midget mascott outfit was the only thing close to his shriveled size.