Who knew Joe Matarese had such loving fans?

79  2017-07-28 by Subeck

28 comments

he really makes it easy to hate on him

The fuckin asshole sat home saying turn left into a mic for 2 hours to make 10 dollars off his chump friends who pity him. His wife has to be a real fuckin pig to put up with this

Imagine how embarrassed she is to tell her colleagues who she's married to.

Well... uhhh.. he's... dead, yeah, he died of rectal cancer

That's first comment is a homerun

Dummy probably blames all his problems on that one night

The second one is too imo

This faggot has no shame

Wait, he's not kidding?

he's persuaded Nick DiPaolo to do it with him. Joe's gonna do it as Tony Soprano and Nick as Paulie Walnuts. Nick said as much on his show.

Better idea: Nick can be Tony and Joe can be Coco Cogliano.

I would like to see someone pay this revolting mongoloid $2 and then have people plaster twitter with a link to download it for free, but interacting with Matarese would only be worth $2 if it ended with a live stream of him proving that a ceiling fan and an extension cord can hold the weight of a failed comedian

At this point I'm surprised he hasn't completely disappeared from social media. His Facebook page was full of this kind of shit after his show with Anthony and Artie went to shit. He deleted all of the negative stuff of course, but still.

I forgot about that. I vaguely remember him calling into Opie and Anthony or Opie and Jimmy and getting railed for his inability to handle criticism. Am I imagining that?

He was on Jim and Sam.

I actually sat down and watched his podcast where he bombed with Artie, Jim and Ant before after just watching clips of it before. He really does just Opester the fuck out of it. I saw everyone say it but I just assumed he just couldn't keep up with everyone else, but goddamn he really does steer that ship.

steer that ship.

Steering the fucking Lusitania because he bombed that night

Fawkin homerun

That podcast is like the Titanic if the passengers steered the ship away from the iceberg and then the captain got pissed and went full steam ahead right into it.

The worst part is when he started playing voicemails in the middle of the show. It is bizarre that Joe didn't realize, in nearly two hours, that no one was there to listen to him talk.

Near the end there, around the 50 minute mark, Artie started getting real antsy, and was begging for Joe to end the show, saying it's "been an hour already".

It was hilarious to watching the disintegration of the whole thing, Artie not being able to sit still, jonesing for whatever the fuck he was on, insulting Joe to his face about being a shit comedian, saying he's lost control of the show, and then finally, the kicker, once those stupid fucking voicemails start playing, getting up and leaving,dropping and dragging the mic

https://youtu.be/tT1H-3L86jo?t=3087

Didn't Joe offer therapy on skype for money? I'm tempted to call and pretend I'm a struggling comedian who's living off his wife just to hear his advice.

I think they were Skype comedy classes. A couple of the scamps here mentioned doing it and gaping their assholes for Joe's benefit.

everything he says has to be about him how fucking obnoxious

He's a chick

This is going to sound fucked up but seeing Joe universally get shit on makes me happy. Before Mike David shit on him for his onstage fuck up and everyone piled on I would hear him on Artie's podcast and think fuck there is something about this dude that is just lame. He's a nice guy he just exudes goober.

"Damn I wish I would've thought of this."-Jackie Martling

Man, I hope Reedbar radio picks this up!

Dummy probably blames all his problems on that one night

Fawkin homerun

I think they were Skype comedy classes. A couple of the scamps here mentioned doing it and gaping their assholes for Joe's benefit.

The second one is too imo

Well... uhhh.. he's... dead, yeah, he died of rectal cancer