Faggy question.

1  2017-07-27 by Steamer1000

Any of you ever had a Venus fly trap? Thinking about getting a couple for my patio but not sure how well they work. Opie has huge tits.

20 comments

1  CoyoteeBongwater 2017-07-27

i own a handful, but after that remark about Opie there's no way i'm telling you my plant secrets

1  Steamer1000 2017-07-27

Well my shit post had to be in one way or another about the O&A universe so I made a simple observation.

1  pusigineht1 2017-07-27

Yes I used to keep them for a little while when I was younger. The only real care you need to give them is you are supposed to use rain or distilled water and they will "die" in the winter but you can't let them get below freezing because they will actually die them.

1  Steamer1000 2017-07-27

I read about the water and I live in San Diego so freezing isn't an issue. During the summer I enjoy eating outside and am wondering if the flies will still land on the food or be drawn to the plant?

1  pusigineht1 2017-07-27

No clue, I live in Ohio so they stayed inside.

1  Steamer1000 2017-07-27

Fuck it $5 a price. It's worth a shot.

1  Pino_Palladino 2017-07-27

If you're looking for fly control, you might want to go for a pitcher plant. It'll kill a lot more flies

1  Steamer1000 2017-07-27

Unfortunately that one needs to be hung and the overhangs I have we're built in the 50's so I don't trust them to hold much.

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-07-27

Do you care about plants more than humans?

1  pusigineht1 2017-07-27

No, I don't really give a shit about either but if I had to choose between every opium or pot plant or every person I've ever met, to die. I'd pick the people to die without hesitation.

1  Zombied77 2017-07-27

Home Depot needs to sell some potted opium

1  panasonictooth 2017-07-27

I'm more a snapdragon kinda guy.

1  Steamer1000 2017-07-27

Well home Depot doesn't sell those so go fuck yourself.

1  Suibu 2017-07-27

What does this have to do with Trump?

1  Steamer1000 2017-07-27

(((people))) don't like him.

1  Daddy_Donuts 2017-07-27

Guy i work with had a couple. He says they cant eat often or they die so touching them can kill them because they will use to much energy.

1  sexylarrytate 2017-07-27

Yeah they are hard to care for. Die easily. Get some kudzu

1  ElectricHellKnight 2017-07-27

I used to be fascinated with flytraps. I quickly learned that despite their menacing looks, they are incredibly fragile. Like Big Jay.

If you touch the hairs they die, if they can't get flies they die, if they catch something they're not supposed to they die, if it gets too cold they die, so on...

1  PhilipMarma 2017-07-27

Same here. As a kid my mom had some and I learned very quickly that they do not like little boy penises put into them.

1  DooshLord 2017-07-27

After you've placed the head of your dick in all of them, and they've all closed-up, they get pretty boring.

1  pusigineht1 2017-07-27

No clue, I live in Ohio so they stayed inside.

1  Pino_Palladino 2017-07-27

If you're looking for fly control, you might want to go for a pitcher plant. It'll kill a lot more flies