The NoFap subreddit is gold mine of comedy. I guess this guy was inspired by Norton's rehab poem.

15  2017-07-27 by Ramoooone

31 comments

I'm banned from that sub. I wish I could reach out to the OP and tell him he is a faggot of the highest order.

He knows

I told him for you.

I got banned because I kept asking if it was still okay to jerk off other guys cause nobody responded

When I read nortons book and poem I wanted to kick him in the balls

Unless you're a pedo or a conflicted christian homosexual, why would anyone want to not masturbate?

because it feels better when you finally cum a week later

Self loathing

It's hard to venerate the entrepreneur if you're jerking off all the time

Uhuru!

For me personally it drains my energy and fucks with sleeping patterns very heavily. I still do it, but I know what it's like to be on the other end of this horseshit and it feels pretty good.

What's wrong with your dick that pulling on it drains your energy and messes with your sleep?

I don't know nor do I have the desire to know. It's not like I was living an unhappy life or anything before I did it, it's just that the change was definitely noticeable. There was a period where I could sleep 2 to 3 hours and wake up with the energy of having slept 9.

Every time I go to that sub, there's a thread titled, "I asked out a girl today thanks to nofap! :)" and then when you click it it says, "She said no, but I still feel great for having the courage to blah blah blah."

Fucking losers aren't getting laid because they jerk off, they aren't getting laid because they're ugly.

HAHAHAHAHA

Sad.

This proud boy nonsense marks the end of civilization.

How the fuck are 250 thousand people on there?
Not jerking it is actually unhealthy.

Don't beat your dick for a month, it's pretty dope.

You go crazy and feel like your Danny Rand from Iron Fist

or massive shooting happens.

It is a pretty cool experience.

I hope one of you can answer this for me. If you do nofap, won't you just get a wet dream?

I know they're not having sex, so it seems like the second they don't jerk it, the wet dreams will start.

I just came 20 mins ago but im gonna jerk off again just out of spite now

Pics or it didn't happen

Are you guys so stubbornly ignorant to believe that jerking it to internet porn multiple times a week is totally cool and natural?

It's certainly cooler than prostate cancer.

Yeah thats of course the typical outcone. Just admit that any form of self improvement here is dismissed as faggy.

I'm not sure this is the sub for you fruitcake. May I suggest /nofap instead?

Enjoy jerking to cuck porn faggot. May i suggest blacked.com?

You seem pretty worked up. Maybe jacking off would calm you down.

I feel embarrassed by this but I did get Yimmys book on audio. I cringed through 85% of it. Like any reference to any poem anywhere makes me cringe because of Jimmy's terrible masterpiece.

I wasn't inspired by another poem. Sorry. I even don't know Norton or read poems usually.