OPIE HAS COMMITED SUICIDE

20  2017-07-27 by jacktorrance6290

Career suicide

16 comments

1  obamabeblacknshiet 2017-07-27

This made me hard.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-07-27

Prove it

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-07-27

Prove it

1  mattmull 2017-07-27

I am filling up, like his bloated teets.

1  PaintedPicture 2017-07-27

He was 14 years old.

1  Doc_McCoy79 2017-07-27

HE DIED

1  RBuddCumia 2017-07-27

Is it normal for 14 year olds to have tits that big?

1  PaintedPicture 2017-07-27

Cashmeoutside

1  sanfrancisco69er 2017-07-27

This is like a reverse cry wolf situation, just keep lubing us up for the actual announcement it will be so sweet

1  Toss__Pot 2017-07-27

I just put on some porn music, & read your comment all slow & sexy like....

Try it folks!

1  T2Tall 2017-07-27

I was genuinely excited before realizing it was just a joke. Wtf is wrong with me

1  fo-da-fo-da-show 2017-07-27

Me too

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1  Skip4play 2017-07-27

He would fuck up the real thing too.

1  Midian9876 2017-07-27

This is good practice for the big day.

1  deyterkyerjerb 2017-07-27

APER FHALS!

1  meanmug247 2017-07-27

I hope he leaves a suicide note.

1  [deleted] 2017-07-27

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1  Remove__Kebab 2017-07-27

Every day when I come to this sub, I say to myself as I type in the address "let's see if one of them killed themselves today".

1  herpacin 2017-07-27

Well that took care of my ED.