It's like when he tried to change his laugh around the Lady Di internship episodes. He thinks he can piece a likable personality together with other people's mannerisms.
Part Florentine voice, part Carl's lame Twitter exclamations, part Howard's boss man persona, part Chip (reverse it.) More?
He really is a pathetic shell of a sociopathic human being. And not in an interesting Ted Bundy way. More in a rejected character idea for the new Bladerunner movie way.
Opie's not "interesting" enough to be a psychopath. Psychopaths are born, sociopaths are made. He's a low level, vain, partly socialised sociopath with a low tolerance for risk. If he was actually born as poor as he claims, he'd be a repeat burglary/fraud convict.
I've seen things you people wouldn't belive. Attack bits on fire, off the shoulder of Broadway. I watched shock jock gags glitter in the dark off the Avenue of Americas. All those moments will be lost, in time. Like tears in gay rains. Time. To suck cock.
I am not positive, but I think he stole the bit where he would rip pages out of a book while they interviewed the author from Jimmy. I've heard clips of both Opie and Jimmy doing it, but I doubt Jimmy would steal it from him, so I assume Opie stole it.
A caller got through on his show and told him everyone wouldn't think he was a bitch if he could just take the hit once and a while and not have greggshells smashed all over. I think it went over opie's head and he missed the point and thought take the hit was the funny part so he added it to his "jokes"
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1 McGowan9 2017-07-26
He did it again 1 minute before https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/890323916157313024
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-07-26
Are you implying that Opie immediately overuses any sort of catch phrase or joke?
1 McGowan9 2017-07-26
Yep.
1 sindrone7 2017-07-26
He's done this his whole career. Some stuff he stole from Anthony:
"All in", "warsh", "linger longer", the list is really endless. He takes something a person says once or twice and then repeats it "at nauseum"
1 breadmoccasin 2017-07-26
Ronnie B dragssss his ssesssss. Ima do that. See what I do now?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-07-26
that helps any recipe
1 ObsessiveMuso 2017-07-26
I recall at one point he only used "warsh", and would do it 4 or 5 times in a row.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-07-26
You don't need a soul to realize you're behaving douchily. You only need a brain.
1 McGowan9 2017-07-26
Opie's a Scarecrow.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2017-07-26
He's been doing that as far as I could stand to scroll: https://twitter.com/search?q=ha%21%20from%3Aopieradio&s=09
(Fuck you for making me defend Opie.)
1 McGowan9 2017-07-26
Was he doing it before he paid the spic to be on his show? No.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2017-07-26
Was he paying the spic in 2015? http://imgur.com/a/oLMLh
1 McGowan9 2017-07-26
Yes. For blowjobs.
1 thatskelp 2017-07-26
I also feel like he's been doing this forever.
1 thatskelp 2017-07-26
I also feel like he's been doing this forever.
1 thatskelp 2017-07-26
I also feel like he's been doing this forever.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-07-26
Fuck yourself for not having the sense to not defend him.
1 STLblue 2017-07-26
It's like when he tried to change his laugh around the Lady Di internship episodes. He thinks he can piece a likable personality together with other people's mannerisms.
1 McGowan9 2017-07-26
Part Florentine voice, part Carl's lame Twitter exclamations, part Howard's boss man persona, part Chip (reverse it.) More?
He really is a pathetic shell of a sociopathic human being. And not in an interesting Ted Bundy way. More in a rejected character idea for the new Bladerunner movie way.
1 Guinness525 2017-07-26
Can you link some moments of him attempting to construct a new laugh for himself? That is the height of insecurity.
1 STLblue 2017-07-26
https://youtu.be/wcVpPeKTq4c?t=1829 This. It's not the worst one, but who wants to click through hours of audio listening for an asshat laughing?
1 sexylarrytate 2017-07-26
Psychopath.
1 McGowan9 2017-07-26
Opie's not "interesting" enough to be a psychopath. Psychopaths are born, sociopaths are made. He's a low level, vain, partly socialised sociopath with a low tolerance for risk. If he was actually born as poor as he claims, he'd be a repeat burglary/fraud convict.
1 sexylarrytate 2017-07-26
You are right sir.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-07-26
Not a psychopath, more like an autistic narcissist.
1 sexylarrytate 2017-07-26
I think borderline. I asked him on twitter if he is a Narcissist, Borderline or just an asshole. Not blocked yet surprisingly.
1 kevin121312 2017-07-26
Comin soon, HA! t-shirts on Opieradio.com
1 McGowan9 2017-07-26
They'll definitely be up in 3-6 months.
1 sexylarrytate 2017-07-26
Member Brotherman and Motherhuker?
1 I_want_Forbin 2017-07-26
I hope he gets his tits shot off in slo mo while he runs through plate glass and synthesizer noir music plays
1 McGowan9 2017-07-26
Die Tard.
1 I_want_Forbin 2017-07-26
RollerBlade Runner
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-07-26
I've...ruined bits you people wouldn't believe.
1 McGowan9 2017-07-26
I've seen things you people wouldn't belive. Attack bits on fire, off the shoulder of Broadway. I watched shock jock gags glitter in the dark off the Avenue of Americas. All those moments will be lost, in time. Like tears in gay rains. Time. To suck cock.
1 thatskelp 2017-07-26
And DL Hughley replied???
1 breakingbanjomin 2017-07-26
I feel like that's the most important part and the sub just glossed it over.
1 PretzlKing 2017-07-26
I am not positive, but I think he stole the bit where he would rip pages out of a book while they interviewed the author from Jimmy. I've heard clips of both Opie and Jimmy doing it, but I doubt Jimmy would steal it from him, so I assume Opie stole it.
1 ScorchIsMyHero 2017-07-26
we got hit!
1 Reaktif 2017-07-26
What the fuck does that mean? It's maddening
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-07-26
When did he start saying "X got hit" 30 times a day?
1 ashakahdhalshf 2017-07-26
A caller got through on his show and told him everyone wouldn't think he was a bitch if he could just take the hit once and a while and not have greggshells smashed all over. I think it went over opie's head and he missed the point and thought take the hit was the funny part so he added it to his "jokes"
1 Moveinslience 2017-07-26
"On point". He is 55 fucking years old !
1 Lish_fips89 2017-07-26
Opie the replicant is too funny.
1 PepsiMax420 2017-07-26
Trying to fit in like a human, TV show breastworld, something something
1 herpacin 2017-07-26
He puts the jism in autism. Also very gay.
1 STLblue 2017-07-26
https://youtu.be/wcVpPeKTq4c?t=1829 This. It's not the worst one, but who wants to click through hours of audio listening for an asshat laughing?