Opie writing in the sand is as tragic as the bra bombing.

17  2017-07-26 by Dennyislife

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i bet when Opie hears the story of the boy who cried wolf, he feels sorry for the boy

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Even Spuds Buckley would be ashamed.

I wish Opie's head was an XM receiver, so fat truckers would drive over it in protest of something

You guys don't understand. He's a pure scientist, and he just wants to know the answer to the question "what's in saltwater that makes it bad for humans to drink." He's asking the ocean through a dimensional channel none of us dared to think of before, and because of his special genius, one day he'll get to the bottom of it for us all. You ingrates.

Too long and unfunny. Try harder.