You guys don't understand. He's a pure scientist, and he just wants to know the answer to the question "what's in saltwater that makes it bad for humans to drink." He's asking the ocean through a dimensional channel none of us dared to think of before, and because of his special genius, one day he'll get to the bottom of it for us all. You ingrates.
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1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-07-26
i bet when Opie hears the story of the boy who cried wolf, he feels sorry for the boy
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-07-26
Tye Dunce Who Cried "Backstabber"
1 SwollenPeckas 2017-07-26
Even Spuds Buckley would be ashamed.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-07-26
I wish Opie's head was an XM receiver, so fat truckers would drive over it in protest of something
1 packitchofsositch 2017-07-26
You guys don't understand. He's a pure scientist, and he just wants to know the answer to the question "what's in saltwater that makes it bad for humans to drink." He's asking the ocean through a dimensional channel none of us dared to think of before, and because of his special genius, one day he'll get to the bottom of it for us all. You ingrates.
1 porsalin 2017-07-26
Too long and unfunny. Try harder.