Human Globey Chrissy Metz (wearing a grounds crew tarp delay) talks about being an obese freak show

8  2017-07-26 by crookedmile

21 comments

1  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-07-26

I didn't know they'd finally raised the Titanic.

1  dom6502 2017-07-26

That's no ship... That's a moon!

1  CakeHornCardholder1 2017-07-26

Wtf is a grounds crew tarp delay, you idiot?

1  crookedmile 2017-07-26

This you fucking faggot

0  CakeHornCardholder1 2017-07-26

Ohhh, a grounds crew tarp delay, or known by fucking everyone ever: a rain delay tarp

2  crookedmile 2017-07-26

Nope. The grounds crew had a tarp delay because they couldn't cover the field. Get the joke stupid.

1  CakeHornCardholder1 2017-07-26

It wasn't a joke, you're just a fucking idiot, and if it was actually a joke then you're bad at fucking jokes and should kill yourself.

1  crookedmile 2017-07-26

Nope, it was. You're just some fag splitting hairs over nothing. Go fuck yourself stupid.

1  CakeHornCardholder1 2017-07-26

You screwed up, Stupid.

1  crookedmile 2017-07-26

No, you screwed up stupid! I'm telling mom!

1  wackadoodle_wigwam 2017-07-26

Syntax matters, you cunt. How can anyone wear a delay?

1  Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2017-07-26

Syntax matters*

*if you're a pussy

1  jjoharanyc1 2017-07-26

Holy shit, Vos is here!!

1  bonniesretardsister 2017-07-26

now I do laundry twice a day. It’s a little excessive.

Because you can only fit one dress in at a time.

1  Supersixfour00 2017-07-26

I am for one, inspired by her story.

1  stupidfatbobkelly 2017-07-26

How do you even get that fat? I'm not genetically gifted and the fattest I get when I'm irresponsible is having only the sides of my abs showing.

1  52017 2017-07-26

6,000 calories a day and not moving

1  IrateAutoBody 2017-07-26

Roland surely must have shared all the best places to stuff her face

1  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-07-26

That thing does not belong on land.

1  Yaseetheo 2017-07-26

Imagine getting an Emmy because you are fat and a woman.

1  ScarletNumbers 2017-07-26

Metz — who had 81 cents in her bank account before being cast in the Emmy-nominated drama and lived with a roommate until recently

No shit, have you seen her grocery bill?

1  Toss__Pot 2017-07-26

we could call her infestation of fat-lice, 'The Globetrotters'

(& I bet she DOES get bothered by blacks)