Sam said he'd want Taco Bell as his Death Row meal

38  2017-07-26 by Single_Action_Army

He also said his favorite pizza joint is Sbarro's when he lives in one of the pizza capitals of the world.
What a lamentable ninny.

27 comments

1  engrish_joke 2017-07-26

taco bell will probably be his last meal whether he wants it or not

1  BDub621 2017-07-26

Can you imagine when his kids get older and he has friends over and that little monkey is eating chicken fingers shaped like dinosaurs into his late 40s. The kid has no chance

1  PhilipMarma 2017-07-26

He'll be Every Other Weekend Dad or Uncle Sammy by then.

1  BDub621 2017-07-26

Shut up faggot

1  ssss681 2017-07-26

What's wrong with eating dinosaur chicken fingers? They're cheap, quick to make and delicious. What's so great about your diet that really makes you think you can condescend?

1  BDub621 2017-07-26

Shut up faggot

1  ssss681 2017-07-26

You know it's ridiculous to act like the fact that someone eats dinosaur-shaped food means their child's life is gonna be horrible.

1  Nexpress 2017-07-26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKwL5G5HbGA

1  shimshammcgraw 2017-07-26

Sam doesn't need you to defend him ya fucking weapon.

1  parrotpeople 2017-07-26

high metabolism

Twink on meth confirmed?

1  FlashVirus 2017-07-26

Fuck you, you pauper. Preparing food shouldn't always be quick and easy-- there's work you have to put in it if you want to eat healthy.

1  ssss681 2017-07-26

There's NO way you're going to be able to convince me that the average person on this fucking subforum has a healthy diet in any way.

1  FlashVirus 2017-07-26

I do..

1  ssss681 2017-07-26

Good for you. Keep doing it.

1  TheROUK 2017-07-26

Nah, the average person on this sub only eats egg whites and boiled chicken. And they're JAAAACKED.

For real though, hating on somebody's diet is just a strange reach. This sub is hilarious though, so I just leave it alone.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-07-26

Because a PB&J isn't processed and preserved to the point of colon cancer.

1  pusigineht1 2017-07-26

I actually still eat dino nuggets. Tyson dino nuggets have the best breading.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-07-26

If you're a fan of yummy casings you should try 9mm. Best when wrapped around a slug.

1  wackadoodle_wigwam 2017-07-26

I think the Sbarro line was a joke, though he stole it from "The Office."

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-07-26

A joking inflection would have been nice, but I would not be surprised at all if that was a serious statement by Sam.

1  52017 2017-07-26

He posted a pic

1  NortheastPhilly 2017-07-26

Whether thats true or not, the cocksucker orders Dominoes in fucking NYC

1  ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-07-26

I'm rooting for the guy

1  ShetUp 2017-07-26

It is the right choice if you want your last bowel movement to be the real tragedy.

1  xellios83 2017-07-26

THAT'S THE BIT!

1  Hold_My_Brush22 2017-07-26

Sam wants dick'o bell as his last thrill. Right up his bell hole.

1  puppy_action_team 2017-07-26

I would want McDonald's to be honest.

1  fervt 2017-07-26

You know he made that up just to hide the fact that he only eats chicken fingers and apple sauce.

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1  Zazz_Lacker 2017-07-26

I'm honestly surprised he would eat taco bell. It has bread and lettuce and cheese, ewwwww, that's too exotic for wittle sammy. Rub his tummy to make it better bobbi you overbearing piece of shit.

Sorry, I just...I just hate him and his mother so much.

1  wburn42167 2017-07-26

"NY style" pizza sucks faggot dicks