r/opieandanthony: Could've been a model

1 BaggySpandex 2017-07-25

His teeth look like that video of when Jeremy Roenick broke his jaw.

1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-07-25

Yeah those teeth are awful. He has free time now he should get them fixed

1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-07-25

it looks like a ratings chart as soon as opie and jim ended

1 TobyTheRobot 2017-07-25

Well -- not exactly, but only because it's slightly inclined after the precipitous drop.

1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-07-25

the hot dog truck crowd went from 9 to 13 in the past week

1 late_50s_why 2017-07-25

Why tho they are elderly people

1 AllThePeople17 2017-07-25

he could've been a model... for motor neurons or Narcissistic personality disorder

1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-07-25

Millionaire, but he doesnt fix his teeth. Looks like he developed a granite chewing habit in his unemployed spare time.

1 OpieRaaio 2017-07-25

Keep hating

1 honeycomb_foetus 2017-07-25

Seriously, why is he making his face look unnatural when he could be making his teeth and chest look natural?

1 justchippinyaaaa 2017-07-25

I thought it was normal for him to be looking in two directions at once?

1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-07-25

It's like having your head on a swivel, only better.

1 DryTeeth 2017-07-25

Jeeesus fucking Christ....look at that shit! Does he do that a lot?

He looks like a fucking street bum with those crazy ass eyes. His right eye is clearly looking out to sea...lefty is at attention, straight ahead.

What a ghoulish looking man.

1 Lokque 2017-07-25

He really looks like a hooded Teratoma.

1 Cream_P 2017-07-25

Eat lunch out of enough cement bags, & this is what you get.

1 ssss681 2017-07-25

To be fair, think about the shit he would've gotten if he'd had to wear a retainer for a year. It'd make Ant's hair transplant look like nothing.

And I think after you turn 30-ish, there are things about yourself you just kind of accept and don't really bother you anymore. Something has to REALLY make you feel insecure to want to proceed with any kind of cosmetic treatment at that point, and Ope's got bigger things on his mind than his teeth when it comes to insecurity.

1 TobyTheRobot 2017-07-25

Modern orthodontics don't require metal wire retainers. I mean shit, I'm in my early 30s and I'm wearing a retainer right now. It's basically an Invisalign tray.

I agree that people just kind of shrug after 30, but I view orthodontics as kind of a health thing. It's possible that his teeth are so jacked that he'd need some kind of wire braces, though (there are limits to what Invisalign can do), and if that's the case I get it. He's still a snaggletoothed dunce, though.

1 Wolfizm 2017-07-25

A 'before' dentist's model.

1 hoohootellemkeith 2017-07-25

Rows like a Great White. Keep your heads on a swivel, lambchops.

1 SnakeFaceMcGavin 2017-07-25

His bottom teeth signify a line graph of his career success.

1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-07-25

What a fucking cretin.

1 timallenonacid 2017-07-25

He has really pretty eyes. 😍

1 malvin77 2017-07-25

If he took LSD, would he have a bad trip?

1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-07-25

He would. I'd love for it to happen on a live video podcast.

He's never felt that lack of control in his life, it'd be glorious to watch the universe swallow his mind and shit it out.

1 dom6502 2017-07-25

What a mongaloid

1 TayNez 2017-07-25

Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

1 SirWallaceII 2017-07-25

teeth usually go perfectly horizontal in the mouth.

1 SirWallaceII 2017-07-25

Opie the Hobo

1 vichenleyssister 2017-07-25

a model for braces

1 jackassinjapan 2017-07-25

Is this the last photo recovered from the victim's cell phone?

1 semihat 2017-07-25

management likes the direction of the ... never mind

1 Peckas1 2017-07-25

A model prisoner in Turkey.

1 90yroldbigpeckakid 2017-07-25

He can now join J.V. doing castrated radio with a hole.

1 urfaceisa 2017-07-25

He looks like Saul Goodman's brother in the middle of a vibrator-induced seizure.

But still, it's kind of brave that he's confident enough to try profile pics without always leaning on his big meaty tits to carry a picture

1 BeerCanThick 2017-07-25

Why didnt he fix his fucked up bottom teeth? They look like the twin towers as they were falling. Hideous.

1 Eternalforms 2017-07-25

He has bumfights face

1 kangableezy 2017-07-25

10 years from now Jimmy, and Ant will call him periodically to see what he's doing to find a job. He'll be drinking Natty Ice, and watching the Monkeys with some other slob that let's him live there in exchange for blowjobs.

1 soopaballz 2017-07-25

10 years from now they'll all be dead. Jimmy will die from aids. Opie will die from a heart attack and Anthony will die from syphilis, like Al Capone

1 jacktorrance6290 2017-07-25

Nice teeth you white trash bitch

1 tunisianknifer 2017-07-25

Check out the empties maaaaaaaan

1 SuperTrucker76 2017-07-25

Sig Hansen was once a great fisherman

1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2017-07-25

Damn fam, teeth are jacked as fuck.

1 68rouge 2017-07-25

Nice Lego teeth stupid!!