At least Garfunkel was part of something successful. Sam Robert just licked Opie's balls REAL HARD and then swapped up and now licks Jim's asshole for cash, but their show is fucking terrible. Seriously terrible.
Sam already fucked over three retards if he ever fuck over Jim he will be saying shit like "my coworker was a cunt lol" like he does now, Jim is a bigger bitch than dopie
They said "compared to", which, unless specified otherwise, can include sound. The fact that he sounds nothing like him is even more reason to be frustrated at the comparison.
I've actually seen Simon and Garfunkel in concert, on the "Old Friends" tour in 2004 at the Hollywood Bowl. It was an incredible night of beautiful music, one of the best shows I've ever seen. (And I've seen them all).
The fact that Sam Roberts is compared to Art Garfunkel is a crime. One is a treasure to the American musical fabric, crafting timeless songs that will last generations. The other is a fan of fake wrestling who only eats chicken fingers in ranch dressing. And he actually manages to be uglier than the actual talented one. I await his death with baited breath
They said "compared to", which, unless specified otherwise, can include sound. The fact that he sounds nothing like him is even more reason to be frustrated at the comparison.
42 comments
1 myRrribz 2017-07-25
Mr. Garfunkel is by far more attractive. Sam has very chimp-like features and dead eyes.
1 takyon_deathyon 2017-07-25
That's what happens when you spend 95% of your life staring at gay wrestling matches on tv
1 myRrribz 2017-07-25
Or does he enjoy wrestling because of his lack of a soul? 🤔
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-07-25
You can just say "wrestling matches"
1 Toss__Pot 2017-07-25
'Artless Garfunkel'
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-07-25
Fart Tar-uncle
1 Toss__Pot 2017-07-25
Sam said he sees Garfunkel as a confident guy with sex appeal.
That's not delusional rationalising, everyone sees Garfunkel as a sex god
1 PaintedPicture 2017-07-25
Does this make East Side Dave, Paul Simon?
1 late_50s_why 2017-07-25
More like bore Simon
1 Loskanksfan 2017-07-25
Mr. Garfunkle has a voice like an angel. Mr. Roberts has a voice like a table saw.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-07-25
he's got a voice like a lark!
1 Belchides 2017-07-25
I'm sure Paul Simon hates being compared to Sam Roberts
1 D3c1mu55 2017-07-25
I mean I see his point. The style of receding hairlines are complete opposites.
1 YabaDabaDick 2017-07-25
At least Garfunkel was part of something successful. Sam Robert just licked Opie's balls REAL HARD and then swapped up and now licks Jim's asshole for cash, but their show is fucking terrible. Seriously terrible.
1 late_50s_why 2017-07-25
He actually ass fucked every one of his mentor, scorch dopie and Jim will be next, not a good person
1 grandmacaprio 2017-07-25
Well Jim loves to get butt fucked but Sam will never have the clout to fuck Jim over.
1 late_50s_why 2017-07-25
Bet you would say he can't fuck dopie over two years ago
1 grandmacaprio 2017-07-25
I would say Jim was the catalyst to taking Opie's morning show not Sam.
1 late_50s_why 2017-07-25
It doesn't matter how but he will fuck over Jim
1 grandmacaprio 2017-07-25
If Sam tries to fuck Jim over I'll put my money on Norton winning that battle.
1 late_50s_why 2017-07-25
Sam already fucked over three retards if he ever fuck over Jim he will be saying shit like "my coworker was a cunt lol" like he does now, Jim is a bigger bitch than dopie
1 grandmacaprio 2017-07-25
Unlike Opie, Jim has talent, a big fan base and friends in industry that will have his back.
1 late_50s_why 2017-07-25
He only got those because he was on ona
1 grandmacaprio 2017-07-25
Sorry buddy but Jim had talent before O&A and that his why he was given the job on the show.
1 late_50s_why 2017-07-25
Nah he was that hack dices bitch before ona, dopie have him millions
People like Florentine didn't get the blessing and had to get a loan to pay for his 20k divorce
1 grandmacaprio 2017-07-25
Yeah Opie gave him millions out the kindness of his heart GTFOH
1 YabaDabaDick 2017-07-25
You guys are all fags.
1 grandmacaprio 2017-07-25
Go suck your mudahs peckha you fucking faggot!
1 YabaDabaDick 2017-07-25
How did you type that with so many dicks in your mouth? Impressive, for a queer.
1 Bibimbap4211 2017-07-25
I wish Sam would live The Sound of Silence
1 hookahreed 2017-07-25
And Lord Vigo's twink in Ghostbusters II.
1 SnakeFaceMcGavin 2017-07-25
Sam's face is beginning to look like the bad guy from Last Action Hero
1 Peckas1 2017-07-25
50 ways to leave your brotherman
1 justchippinyaaaa 2017-07-25
Jesus, sam is an ape.
1 salmon_fillet 2017-07-25
does he?
1 grandmacaprio 2017-07-25
Art Garfunkel had movie star good looks in his day and now even as an old man with cancer he is still far better looking than Sam.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-07-25
WAIT WAIT I GOT A GOOD ONE..
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-07-25
HE GOT A VOICE FOR TV
1 CrockDynamite 2017-07-25
He doesn't even have to shave it yet, just buzz it short. Eat some broccoli, you fucking mongoloid
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2017-07-25
WHY DOES HE NOT SHAVE HIS HEAD AND GROW A BEARD CAHMELLAH WHAT DA FAAAHHHK
1 ssss681 2017-07-25
Other than their hair texture and forehead (and Aryan characteristics), they really don't look or sound alike.
1 ScarletNumbers 2017-07-25
No one ever said they sounded alike. Garfunkel sounds beautiful.
1 ssss681 2017-07-25
They said "compared to", which, unless specified otherwise, can include sound. The fact that he sounds nothing like him is even more reason to be frustrated at the comparison.
1 FrancinesToiletBaby 2017-07-25
I've actually seen Simon and Garfunkel in concert, on the "Old Friends" tour in 2004 at the Hollywood Bowl. It was an incredible night of beautiful music, one of the best shows I've ever seen. (And I've seen them all). The fact that Sam Roberts is compared to Art Garfunkel is a crime. One is a treasure to the American musical fabric, crafting timeless songs that will last generations. The other is a fan of fake wrestling who only eats chicken fingers in ranch dressing. And he actually manages to be uglier than the actual talented one. I await his death with baited breath
1 sheba_sheba 2017-07-25
Todd Schnitt lookin ass
1 grandmacaprio 2017-07-25
Well Jim loves to get butt fucked but Sam will never have the clout to fuck Jim over.
1 ssss681 2017-07-25
They said "compared to", which, unless specified otherwise, can include sound. The fact that he sounds nothing like him is even more reason to be frustrated at the comparison.