he writes like such a pretentious faggot

Early life

Maron was born in Jersey City, New Jersey, to orthopedic surgeon father[5] Barry R. Maron[6][7] and real estate broker mother Toby Maron.[8]

Maron is from a Jewish family. He lived in Wayne, New Jersey, and Pompton Lakes, New Jersey, until he was six. Maron's father joined the U.S. Air Force for two years for his medical residency in Alaska, and so Maron and his family moved there. When his father left the Air Force, he moved his family to Albuquerque, New Mexico, and started a medical practice.[1] Maron lived in Albuquerque from third grade through high school.[9] He graduated from Highland High School.[10]

In 1986, Maron graduated from Boston University with a B.A. in English literature.

That's because he is a pretentious, English-majoring, faggot.

he's a cardigan-wearing beta-male, & annoyingly I've heard he's got a swinging pecka

Me: my ears are burning Sniff

I'm sick of ok comedians, at best, spouting like theyre descendants of Socrates

The world would lose nothing if this pantywaist Jewboy finally kissed a gun. I would argue the world would actually become a better place. I'm no fan of Trump but I gleefully would take a Marc Maron suicide over a Trump impeachment.

He loves himself too much to ever really consider suicide

The liberals now sound like all the ultra-conservative lunatics did the last 8 years, completely divorced from reality, acting like the world is going to hell in a hand basket. I ran into conservative nutjobs from time to time who acted like Obama was a Muslim traitor determined to destroy our country. I'd hear it and it would be jarring because I'd be like world seems pretty decent, where the fuck is all this whacked out delusional energy coming from? But now I'm hearing the same exact false narrative from the retarded liberals, insisting that Trump is a Russian traitor determined to destroy the country. My advice to both sides is turn off Fox News, CNN, MSNBC and all the radio talk shows, go to work, watch sports, fuck your woman, hang with your friends, take your kids to Little League, stir shit up anonymously on Reddit about comedians you love and you'll realize almost no one gives a shit about any of that political crap you're talking about because it's all bullshit, none of the things you're being brainwashed into obsessing over are true or matter. It's just tv, radio, newspapers and websites creating a soap opera for profit, acting like the world is fucking doomed at all times so that they can sell more beer.

Well said, you jerk.

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It's great that such an enlightened and observant individual can make observations and then is able to relate that brilliance to mere unwashed civilians like us. Thank you, Mark.

Now this is comedy. Richard Pryor could learn something from this man!

I fucking hate Maron. Stupid faggy glasses.

Maron deserves way more hate than he gets

It wasn't funny when Dennis Miller did it either.

"Dennis Miller Live" on HBO was fucking fantastic. Don't you dare equate Miller with this Maron faggot.

When I want to know what to think I always turn to an insecure comic who's biggest accomplishments are doing coke with Sam Kinison and (for reasons I still don't understand) having a president from the opposite party on his podcast.

Hunter S. Douchebag

E X T R E M E C A P I T A L I S M ! ! ! !

Maron is joe matarese's hero