How can Sam Roberts call himself the 'last professional broadcaster on earth' when THIS MAN still walks the halls of SiriusXM every day?

232  2017-07-24 by Dick_Kickass

39 comments

1  AntwansBobo 2017-07-24

Sam lives on a Opie level of delusion

1  takyon_deathyon 2017-07-24

"Last Professional Broadcaster" is such a cringy thing for him to call himself

All you do is faggily react to Jim's jokes Sam, you're not special

1  SuperTrucker76 2017-07-24

When I was in school... we were told not to make fun of anything that even approaches Sam's level. Because.. they are "special". All this kid need is a hole in his neck, or a missing appendage and he's a circus geek.

1  Robert-T-Pooner 2017-07-24

What brand of piss is he drinking there?

1  Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-07-24

Looks like Heineken

1  Anarox 2017-07-24

Pisswasser ™

1  zoogie778 2017-07-24

Pisswasser, this is beer... Drive drunk, off a pier!

1  hookahreed 2017-07-24

Cheap German Lager for export only!

1  SirWallaceII 2017-07-24

That piss drinkin schtick is Opie dullardness and projection.

That is fucking high class Heineken beer Denny is drinking, bro. See that stash? it's the stash of a fucking champion and legend...ever heard the story of the warrior-poet? Denny mother fucker.

Denny's is hung like a fawkin fosters can, OK. Opie is hung like a tit mouse. Opie also is the one who drinks piss and films fat men making doodie.

Denny listens to classic rock and pops tall boys.

Alright bro

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-07-24

Heineken is fucking disgusting bro, alright bro, agree with everything else bro.

1  boogsuge 2017-07-24

It's a stupid nickname name but it clearly means "last" as in no more after him. Denny clearly came before him, and on him

1  Kurt_Love 2017-07-24

Denny will clearly work in the biz long after Sam dies of chicken mcnugget cancer.

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-07-24

The tastiest cancer.

1  PepperTheCentaur 2017-07-24

Denny looks like the kingpin in a child pornography organization.

1  Anarox 2017-07-24

Denny looks the grinch in white makeup

1  DaveNone 2017-07-24

Denny looks like DJ Qualls father.

1  puppy_action_team 2017-07-24

So you're saying he has an entrepreneurial drive?

1  PepperTheCentaur 2017-07-24

No. I am saying he is a pedophile.

1  fuego_fernando 2017-07-24

"Well, I am going to need you to get that fat ass up on this copying machine here, young lady."

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-07-24

Mistletoe belt buckle

1  fuego_fernando 2017-07-24

Double fistin' beers, getting blowies at the company Xmas party.

That's the Dennis Falcone way.

1  carribbeanjimmy 2017-07-24

The man is a fucking legend! When this sub go's out like Jonestown, he will be playing his mass-suicide playlist off the hard drive of hits.

1  Leofan7 2017-07-24

This is the best comment I've seen in months.

1  fuego_fernando 2017-07-24

Denny inspired me.

1  promisering86 2017-07-24

Denny with the Dirty Harry porn star mustache.

1  lispychicken 2017-07-24

Denny's response with Anthony in studio about Opie being a slob that no longer works there.. good lord!

1  throwawaymanthrows 2017-07-24

Denny will bury all of them.

Here's how I've got it going down:

Ant dies first, alcohol related (obviously)

Jim dies next. Stress and bad genes (he's half weevil, after all)

Sam next. terrible diet and no exercise

Opie finally dies in total obscurity. Every obit refers to him as a Shock Jock from the 90's.

1  Daddy_Donuts 2017-07-24

Can we please start referring to Sam as the "last disabled

1  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-07-24

It was probably supposed to be "The Last Prehistoric Broadcaster on Earth" but the suits mucked it up!

1  faded77087 2017-07-24

But can sam self fellate?

1  basedmattnigga7 2017-07-24

We should definitely have a marble statue of Denny in every US city.

1  Rainbowuser13 2017-07-24

I would love to crowd fund this project!

1  pitstained 2017-07-24

I wish his ghost of greatness would walk those hallowed halls

1  Madrugadao 2017-07-24

What idiot gave Begbie glass bottles?

1  creamboy123 2017-07-24

turnip head falcone

1  FrankNigga 2017-07-24

Look at that round mouf... he be teachin his daughters how to get ahead in life... feel me nigga? I mean how to suck big ass nigga dicks after getting faded.

1  AllThePeople17 2017-07-24

is that James Deen's dad?

1  52017 2017-07-24

Jim was right, he really does look like a doberman pinscher

1  jewniggercuck 2017-07-24

This retarded nigger has kids... That's why god invented bullets.

1  TossyMcSalad 2017-07-24

Sam has only one newborn child, sir!

1  jewniggercuck 2017-07-24

Not if it gets hit by a bus...

1  carribbeanjimmy 2017-07-24

The man is a fucking legend! When this sub go's out like Jonestown, he will be playing his mass-suicide playlist off the hard drive of hits.