i worked as lifeguard for all throughout my high school years. i am not joking ALL my saves were blacks except one dumb ass (white kid) that broke his arm and was still able to swim to the edge of the pool.
My first time going to a wave pool when I was a kid, I was swimming way out into it (because I'm white and I learned how to swim by falling into a pool and flailing around while my family laughed at me) and this scrawny black kid was out there and grabbed me and kept pulling me under, fucking wouldn't let go of me. The lifeguards must have thought we were fucking around because they didn't do shit. The kid probably weighed like 85 lbs but I remember being fucking exhausted by the time I got to the side and grabbed on and kind of shimmied back to the shallows wearing this little monkey as a backpack. His parents probably brought him there to die.
My alcoholic grandmother was once at this Halloween party my nigger cousins threw and pissed off one of the nig guest because she was talking to him and in all earnest said that she thought black people can't swim because they have heavy feet.
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1 vichenleyssister 2017-07-23
i worked as lifeguard for all throughout my high school years. i am not joking ALL my saves were blacks except one dumb ass (white kid) that broke his arm and was still able to swim to the edge of the pool.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-07-23
And that's why you want to do it at a country club.
1 vichenleyssister 2017-07-23
not a lot of country clubs where i grew up
1 PhilipMarma 2017-07-23
Alabama?
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-07-23
My first time going to a wave pool when I was a kid, I was swimming way out into it (because I'm white and I learned how to swim by falling into a pool and flailing around while my family laughed at me) and this scrawny black kid was out there and grabbed me and kept pulling me under, fucking wouldn't let go of me. The lifeguards must have thought we were fucking around because they didn't do shit. The kid probably weighed like 85 lbs but I remember being fucking exhausted by the time I got to the side and grabbed on and kind of shimmied back to the shallows wearing this little monkey as a backpack. His parents probably brought him there to die.
1 PaintedPicture 2017-07-23
These are a thing?! Hilarious. Water is racist
1 crookedmile 2017-07-23
I think I spotted Anthony in the upper left hand corner with a pair of binoculars.
1 pusigineht1 2017-07-23
My alcoholic grandmother was once at this Halloween party my nigger cousins threw and pissed off one of the nig guest because she was talking to him and in all earnest said that she thought black people can't swim because they have heavy feet.