It bothers me that other comics don't shit on this guy, and they'll always say how he's a good dude. Never that he's funny though, just a good dude because they were on his stupid fucking podcast one time or something. I didn't mind the guy when I was 16 and saw "Super High Me" but I didn't know any better back then.
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The only funny thing Doug does is act really bitchy on other peoples shows because he clearly hasn't smoked that day. I've noticed that any time this guy isn't stoned he's an asshole.
He's an asshole when he's high too and the motherfucker takes baby hits, regularly getting outsmoked by guests on his shitty smoking show. Guests who don't have smoking weed as their defining characteristic.
Weed isn't cool but if like Doug you act like it is, at least be able to hold your own. Fuck that guy with a gravity bong in his stupid mouth.
Why does this guy think smoking king weed is so hilarious. Almost everyone I know smokes weed casually & it's almost never discussed. It would be like a comedian centering his whole persona & act around toothpaste & brushing your teeth… it makes no sense just like the whole weed schtick this asshole is obsessed with.
Super High Me was actually a pretty good Netflix and chill movie when I was in high school. I've tried watching his podcast but I am surprised he doesn't realize how boring it is watching people get paranoid and self aware when smoking in a television studio. Also, Doug starts smoking and gets very, very quiet and stops engaging by about 15 mins in (almost like clockwork) every, single, episode.
I don't think he's a bad guy and I think he deserves his douchey slice of entertainment. There are way better stoner comedians like Anna Faris and Amy Sedaris.
It's pretty funny. When I go to work and people ask about my weekend, I do the ol' "drinky hand" gesture. The guys in records really like it, and the gals at the front desk get a chuckle, too.
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1 bonesy42 2017-07-23
I love this cawksukka
1 Dickensun 2017-07-23
do you?
1 John_Gulbunny 2017-07-23
Is that your pecka he's mimicking sucking in the pic?
1 bonesy42 2017-07-23
Zing!
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-07-23
When Opie kills himself we should really focus our hate on this fuck-eyed cunt.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2017-07-23
Why wait
1 dmix 2017-07-23
we...should kill Opie?
1 Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-07-23
Yes but why wait?
1 jjoharanyc1 2017-07-23
Rules of Death Pool. You cannot kill your picks.
1 SGFTI 2017-07-23
Anyone want Opie in the next trade round?
1 Robert-T-Pooner 2017-07-23
Some rules are meant to be broken
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-07-23
He's annoying, not an asshole... deliberately.
We spergs need to focus on the right targets and use our powers for good.
1 robocopsboner 2017-07-23
I vote Jason Ellis. I think he might actually cry on air
1 SGFTI 2017-07-23
He would, but he's annoying even when he's butthurt (figuratively and literally). I'd rather just ignore his existence entirely.
1 Kurrency21 2017-07-23
I was full of hate because of the pic then this comment turned it into laughter. Love you
1 Dickensun 2017-07-23
Weed? What are you 12 ?
1 Blackmonkfish 2017-07-23
Hahaha!! I get it! It's Weed!! Hahahahaha
1 satsamsit 2017-07-23
Yeah, but he opened his eyes wide, too! You didn't even get that part cause you were too busy busting up about the weed part!
1 Chip--Chipperson 2017-07-23
looks like hes mocking the guy taking the picture.
1 EncinoEscobar 2017-07-23
Hair colour Squid Ink #4. Totally natural for a man in his mid 60s.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-07-23
Soy sauce
1 shameofyou 2017-07-23
he doesn't wear his hair well
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-07-23
Whoopsie!
You've caught me doing something naughty here on the red carpet!
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-07-23
More like the green carpet 😂👌
1 heavyocoro 2017-07-23
More like the red EYE carpet, oh shit
1 cultofcopenality 2017-07-23
DUDE
1 gore313 2017-07-23
WEED
1 Dickensun 2017-07-23
LMFAO
1 Adamg20186 2017-07-23
Fake toking is the most embarrassing gesture, narrowly beating out licking a dogs asshole.
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2017-07-23
It's useful for entering certain neighborhoods to indicate you're there for goods rather than a mugging target.
1 HugininuM 2017-07-23
Mary Jane (marijuana)
1 GWARscientist 2017-07-23
I'll take "Opie's guys" for $750 Alex.
1 goo-gobbler 2017-07-23
Answer is, "Dessapardo jus answerin and fuckin"
1 Ippi_Boy 2017-07-23
The funniest thing I've seen him do is being the customs agent on How I Met Your Mother during the "Miracle" episode.
1 dmix 2017-07-23
...on weed?
haha
shut up faggot
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-07-23
What is he snoop dog or somethin!!!
1 Suibu 2017-07-23
Fawk yeah!!!
1 lela5go 2017-07-23
tSS Fawkin Snoop Doug or sumfin
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-07-23
I was gunna say that
1 SibHashian13 2017-07-23
Weed dudes!!! Cowabunga
1 dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-07-23
FUKIN CHEEBA DOOD
1 iamjstn 2017-07-23
He ruined a whole season of TPB just by appearing in a few episodes.
1 TacoTrots 2017-07-23
Fawk yeah! Smokin' some blunts and shiznit!
G'on now!
1 Buttpudding 2017-07-23
LOL WEED 420 LOL
1 Zenaesthetic 2017-07-23
It bothers me that other comics don't shit on this guy, and they'll always say how he's a good dude. Never that he's funny though, just a good dude because they were on his stupid fucking podcast one time or something. I didn't mind the guy when I was 16 and saw "Super High Me" but I didn't know any better back then.
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1 CoolerKing37 2017-07-23
Is he a good guy though? He always seems to have issues with someone on his podcast and gets cunty and passive-aggressive
1 Zenaesthetic 2017-07-23
I don't think so, I've noticed the cuntiness too. Really don't know why this guy is still relevant.
1 Chip--Chipperson 2017-07-23
hes not the best comedian but hes humorous and a good host.
1 robocopsboner 2017-07-23
lol dude I sound lik u cud do wif a blunt :'D LOL
1 niceperson6969 2017-07-23
Carolla shits on him.
1 edgars_teeth 2017-07-23
I like dis one. One eye goes one way, one eye goes de odder way
1 BartlebysfriendHerk 2017-07-23
The only funny thing Doug does is act really bitchy on other peoples shows because he clearly hasn't smoked that day. I've noticed that any time this guy isn't stoned he's an asshole.
1 Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-07-23
This is a common trait amongst stoners
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-07-23
He's an asshole when he's high too and the motherfucker takes baby hits, regularly getting outsmoked by guests on his shitty smoking show. Guests who don't have smoking weed as their defining characteristic.
Weed isn't cool but if like Doug you act like it is, at least be able to hold your own. Fuck that guy with a gravity bong in his stupid mouth.
1 late_50s_why 2017-07-23
this is someone who loves to smoke the mary j if you know what i mean
1 SirWallaceII 2017-07-23
omg dood weed
1 CommanderCock 2017-07-23
DUDE WEED LMAO
1 ironicgalaxy 2017-07-23
5 card bud
1 jim_thoms 2017-07-23
"something with poke? save me a poke?"
1 Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-07-23
Smokin sum fukin cheeba ma duude
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-07-23
Faaawk yeah, it's like one eye is smokin Indica and the other eye is smokin Sativa.
1 Sicboy69 2017-07-23
Why does this guy think smoking king weed is so hilarious. Almost everyone I know smokes weed casually & it's almost never discussed. It would be like a comedian centering his whole persona & act around toothpaste & brushing your teeth… it makes no sense just like the whole weed schtick this asshole is obsessed with.
1 segasarnold 2017-07-23
yoooo you smoke too? I smerk bro whats your favorite bud right now sativa?
1 doch15 2017-07-23
Sativa is a species of cannabis you imbecile!
1 segasarnold 2017-07-23
ouch braaa i was just being friendly fuuucckk yoooouuuu
1 robocopsboner 2017-07-23
U guys jus dont get it lol... its a secret signal lol... ne 1 hear nows the code, hit me up ;) woops gtg its 4:20 LOL :D
1 SibHashian13 2017-07-23
He's such a visionary
1 balancedchaos 2017-07-23
The world's most uptight pothead.
So good to see him again.
1 jofreal 2017-07-23
Surprised he can even wield a smoking apparatus with those Billy Barty hands.
1 johnf87 2017-07-23
I just found out he's 55. 4 days older than my dad too. How pathetic.
1 cumspaces 2017-07-23
What a garbage human being
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-07-23
This guy smoked so much weed he became half asian.
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-07-23
Over/Under 40 years old when he first got high?
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-07-23
I think I heard him say somewhere he didn't smoke weed until his mid-30's
1 infantinemovie5 2017-07-23
That makes sense.
1 buttholebrigade 2017-07-23
$750 a show bought that middle age man a lot of that sweet chiba.
1 akaMarkHarris 2017-07-23
Super High Me was actually a pretty good Netflix and chill movie when I was in high school. I've tried watching his podcast but I am surprised he doesn't realize how boring it is watching people get paranoid and self aware when smoking in a television studio. Also, Doug starts smoking and gets very, very quiet and stops engaging by about 15 mins in (almost like clockwork) every, single, episode.
I don't think he's a bad guy and I think he deserves his douchey slice of entertainment. There are way better stoner comedians like Anna Faris and Amy Sedaris.
1 52017 2017-07-23
Was it? Was it a "chill" movie?
1 akaMarkHarris 2017-07-23
It was just pretty funny
1 52017 2017-07-23
I love funny movies. Have you ever seen Philadelphia?
1 akaMarkHarris 2017-07-23
No, I'm in my early 20s, not early 40s like you..
1 52017 2017-07-23
Early 30's - wha?
Which Burger King do you work at?
1 akaMarkHarris 2017-07-23
The one your mom uses
1 52017 2017-07-23
Oof
1 akaMarkHarris 2017-07-23
That's the sound your mom makes when she's in the bathroom giving oral favors, how did you know?
1 52017 2017-07-23
So you work cleaning the bathrooms? Well, everyone needs a job I suppose.
1 akaMarkHarris 2017-07-23
Your mom only charges a dime to work on my sling overtime that's why I'm in there
1 bornrevolution 2017-07-23
what's funny is his eyes are as white as freshly fallen snow, nigga ain't even high
1 heavyocoro 2017-07-23
Is there anything less funny on this planet than Doug "Dude the weed man" Benson?
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-07-23
Wow this guy sure does like weed.
1 philtheprince 2017-07-23
I don't smoke but I have friends who are daily smokers. You k ow how often we talk about it? Never.
1 JOEYBLUNTZUSA 2017-07-23
THE WEED, MAAAAAAAAN
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-07-23
"WEED LOL" in 10 years this weed humor will die out.
1 52017 2017-07-23
You guys ever get high? Haha applause
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-07-23
REMINDER: This faggot started smoking weed in his late 30's.
1 KangolVos 2017-07-23
It's pretty funny. When I go to work and people ask about my weekend, I do the ol' "drinky hand" gesture. The guys in records really like it, and the gals at the front desk get a chuckle, too.
1 OpiesMammogramResult 2017-07-23
I never even really noticed Doug Benson, he was just some guy on a couple of podcasts. He was okay on How Did This Get Made.
The more I see this picture, the more I dislike him.
1 patio87 2017-07-23
This man is in his 50s.
1 SGFTI 2017-07-23
He would, but he's annoying even when he's butthurt (figuratively and literally). I'd rather just ignore his existence entirely.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-07-23
I think I heard him say somewhere he didn't smoke weed until his mid-30's
1 infantinemovie5 2017-07-23
That makes sense.