I can't believe I used to jerk off to this

91  2017-07-23 by Compound_MediaPR

133 comments

She's an old lady!!!

Wanna make it worse? She's even dumber than she looks.

https://youtu.be/4_0iNGn8wso

Yeah, i watched most of that. Doing that did nothing for her, she's a complete fucking moron.

Wanna make it worse? She's even dumber than she looks.

https://youtu.be/4_0iNGn8wso

I now understand why she shilled for Pro-Activ. She could almost pass for a Cumia with them craters on her cheeks.

i think her pro-hillary stance had more to do with their commonality of satanic ritual abuse

she turned herself into a man so she can finally get a good deep dicking from jim

Milo looks like shit.

She looks like Sick Boy in Trainspotting,especially the sequel where they're all aging drug addicts.

Is the sequel any good? I always thought the original was 7/10 and didnt age well

Original is great, you cunt, but the sequel is mediocre and strays completely from the mediocre book.

Those acclaimed films of the 90s aren't aging well.

Good thing Patrice didn't live to see that.

I wouldn't lump trainspotting in with films that don't age well, it's still fucking brilliant.

Some have some havent. American Beauty is laughable now but Pulp Fiction and Dogs, Trainspotting, Shawshank are still all-timers. Especially compared to today when we're so desperate for art we have to find some hidden in popcorn movies like the new Planet of the Apes.

American Beauty always sucked.

Eat my goo the first half was a lot of fun but I thought the ending sucked

It's sort of the sleeper of the bunch, but I think Jackie Brown holds up too.

It's pretty good. It's more enjoyable than the first one, and has a classic crime caper feel to it, but it's not better, because it has to undo the happy ending of the first one to give the characters stuff to do.

It was based on the book sequel, loosely. The book was better. It was great they could get everyone to return, but only Begby was interesting. Walsh is spotty, as an author - he's capable of great books, like Filth (which was made into a great movie), but he keeps returning to druggie Scots as his characters.

Porno was great. Trainspotting 2 was just okay from what I recall. I thought The Marabou Stork Nightmares was great as well. Shit was fucked up.

They missed out on so many fucked up stories from that book. Juice Terrys broken dick, chizzie raping the fat ginger mess and forcing spud to join in, spuds whole suicide arc! Fuck that was awesome.

Didn't age well? it's one of the most timeless movies of the 90s. It aged wonderfully and is easily a 9/10. The sequel is really fun too, definitely worth watching

Agreed. I wasn't expecting a whole lot from the sequel, it seemed 'hack' to revisit their lives. But Danny Boyle really did a great job.

"28 Days Later" and "Sunshine" are still his best movies IMHO

Trainspotting is one of my favorite movies of all time. Definitely right up there in the top 15-20, so thats obviously my favorite Boyle film. 28 Days Later is up there in second. I actually thoroughly enjoyed Steve Jobs and find it to be extremely rewatchable and The Beach doesn't get enough credit for being awesome. Danny Boyle fucking rules. I expected T2 to suck and be like a 5/10 but I give it a solid 7.5-8. I'll never second guess Boyle again

Better than that overrated piece of gahbihge Requiem for a Dream.

That movie really does fuckin stink.

Thank God that movie was made, heroin seemed so harmless until Aranofsky really shone a light on it. Such brave film making.

Overdone, Trainspotting was more realistic. Yeah yeah except the diving in the toilet bowl scene, it was a metaphor go fuck yourselves.

I was trying to be cunty and sarcastic. Requiem is fucking shit and anyone who likes it is a dumb faggot. At least Trainspotting had a jedi

Ass to ass!

And 75% of the movie is the same movie about heroin everyone has made since the 1950, but because one of the characters is a granny who eats too much and takes diet pills people think it's some grand statement about addiction in general.

Requiem for a dream was the cheesiest portrayal of dope heads I've ever seen. Trainspotting shits bricks on that movie

They got the pupils wrong, they got all big when they shot up. That don't make no sense.

We used to just call it Rectum.

I might be a monster, but why does everyone think that movie is so fucking sad? boo hoo ass to ass. Is it that big of a deal? I've seen it happen at every bachelor party and the bitches are all smiles. They're getting paid for it.

The ass to ass scene was fucking hilarious

I disagree and think the original is an all time classic even if it is definitely a product of its time. T2 has a Clerks 2 vibe where time has past the world has changed but the characters haven't. If you didnt love the orignal and its characters the sequel probably wont grab you.

I loved it, but then again I'm a huge fanboy of the first.

T2 is by far my favorite film of the year so far. Love the style and vibe of it. It gave me a lot to relate to as a man approaching middle age.

I watched both fairly recently, and if the original was a 7/10 for you the sequel is a 5/10 tops. I'd say it's not a bad movie, but it's definitely a sequel to a movie which didn't have a sequel in mind.

Haha she does

You do

:(

I love that guy.

Yuck.

You arent serious i hope.

still do.

katy needs to fuck that small mexican bitch from aliens. couple short hairs, GOIN AT IT

Pvt. Vasquez

Nah, she needs to bang Michelle Rodriguez from Resident Evil 1

I love Michelle Rodriguez and her slightly cunty attitude.

did she lose one breast to cancer and had it replaced?

Not sure, all I know is that I can't jerk off to that mess.

Looks like she had a breast reduction. I used to date a girl who had one and she has those same creepy scars. The ones that run vertically. Breast implants leave a horizontal scar under the breast.

I hope you laughed when she showed them to you for the first time.

I used to jerk off to her, i still do, but i used to, too

there it is

Her look is purely for political reasons. And purely to stay relevant. There is no way she likes having that hair style.

Yep. It's really forced and I usually like girls with short hair

Yeah, have you seen the pornstar Aaliyah Hadid? She is one of the sexiest women I have ever seen, especially with her short blonde hair.

Lil Maya is also good

You guys ever see Peter North?

Now you're talking my language.

Love that guy, he shoots ropes.

only like, a 1000 times?

Lance Hart is my new bro

Last name "Hadid" with blonde hair. Not natural I'm assuming.

that bitch looks like john podesta with fake tits

That's fucking disgusting. She looks like a sim character.

get help son

So she's dated Anthony?

If you like girls with that short of hair, you're a faggot

She's Natalie Portman so she's very attractive, but she'd be better looking with long hair.

I just need enough to grab onto so I can get them in the van

When Hillary lost it broke her brain.

It's not helping, her sales are shit & fans are abandoning ship. Even more funny is the people she is desperately trying to please are attacking her the most; blacks artist are accusing her of culture appropriation, liberal editorial pieces are calling her activism hollow & phones & the gays have turned on her. So personally, I'm loving the new direction, I never seen anything so embarrassing as her trying to become a sjw & the sjw's are rejecting her…it just beautiful.

She has to be the most blatantly full of shit "star" in Hollywood.

I'll never forget an interview she did where she referred to her black back up singers as "empowered angels." Fucking yuck.

I can't wait until her career completely bottoms out & she's playing nostalgia gigs opening up for Britney Spears. I've always hated this cunt & never was attracted to her.

Good for you!

never was attracted to her

Never?

She looks good in that pic but no better than the average porn star. Im not saying I wouldn't fuck her, I'd fuck her before & id fuck her in her current state but my point was I always felt she was way overrated. If we are judging pop stars or celebrities by their looks than I'd put Katy Perry way down on the list even in her prime, even the ugliest Kardashian is hottie than her silly ass.

It is mental illness

I can totally believe you used to jerk off to whoever this ugly boy is.

That's what being married to Russell Brand does to you. Think how shitty you feel after watching him on TV or in some horrible movie and then multiply it by a trillion and you have a small idea of what it was like for her to live with and fuck him.

Jesus christ

I feel you .

"MK ultra mind control and thermite paint"

she went from a 10 to a 10 year old boy, and by that I mean a wholeee lot hotter

I used to jerk off to her, i still do, but i used to, too

Is this the Linkin Park guy who hanged himself?

It's Chris Cornell, idiot

Wtf happened to this slut pig?

Drugs, The CIA, pedophilia and some other fucked shit.

Marshall Mathers?

She looks like a 8 year old 1997 who really likes Eminem.

Jesus. Billy Ray is more fuckable now.

I'd still rub one out to her.

So wont the real slim shady please stand up

She should've gone all the way and pulled a Britney just so she couldn't have the 'it's the Ellen DeGeneres look' card. This bitch deserves to be on the front page of Globe.

To be fair, that's not the part people jerk off to.

What a female cuck. Sad!

I'd still smash. Not saying much though, as I'm a faggot.

She's really out there making a fool of herself. She thought that latching on to this new wave sjw bullshit was gonna help her career but instead it's just ruining her. She is like the Kylie Jenner Pepsi ad at this point

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Tika tika katty perry

Trannys?

It worked for Miley Cyrus but shes also 10 years younger. Katy looks like she just plopped out her second kid and doesnt want to have to deal with lowlifes hitting on her in the parking lot of Whole Foods anymore.

What a selfish person

You mean fat eminem if he was a meth head?

Girl George...."I know all there is to know about the crying game"...

Big Jay is kicking himself for not getting that haircut first.

Whaaaan, my looks are fading fast, better turn to muh jewish feminism to "(un)even" the playing field.

She's super liberal, yet she now looks exactly like Milo

She still has those tits.

Feminem

She has incredible feet.

Two of the best tootsies I have ever seen.

feminism

What kinda drugs dis bitch into?

She's going through the ugly dyke phase of her career. All the greats eventually do.

What a handsome gentleman. Who is he?

fuck I hate 2017. id this was 30 years ago her next career move after beeing a teen star would have been to pose topless or nude in playboy and lets us all see those big tear drops smooth boobs.

but nooooo. now once hot stars re make themselves to look like ellen degenerous and david bowie and cry about migrants.

more like ellen dagenderless

Those tits ain't changed, am I right fellas?!

She looks like a fat dyke who got cummed on by too many dicks.

You're just intimidated by a strong woman. You go grrrrrl!

Usually the further girls get from God's light the more attractive they are.

I actually kind of like chicks with short hair. Young Winona Ryder, Emma Willis, Frankie Sandford, etc. And even I think she looks like shit.

Frankie Sandford

If you think he's attractive, you should see his son Lamont.

Big dummy obviously has a BBC.

I can't believe I started jerking off to this.

Bieber?

She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her. Remember her with Elmo

Nice Joan D'arc cosplay.

I've never jerked off to Justin Bieber

I don't know, man.

Sam Hyde has got a lot cuter since MDE.

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Hmm now russel brand seems to make more sense to me

There was a time that this girl was synonymous with bubblegum, lollipops and great big titties all for our benefit.

Lil Maya is also good

It was based on the book sequel, loosely. The book was better. It was great they could get everyone to return, but only Begby was interesting. Walsh is spotty, as an author - he's capable of great books, like Filth (which was made into a great movie), but he keeps returning to druggie Scots as his characters.

That movie really does fuckin stink.

Thank God that movie was made, heroin seemed so harmless until Aranofsky really shone a light on it. Such brave film making.

Last name "Hadid" with blonde hair. Not natural I'm assuming.

there it is

Ass to ass!

We used to just call it Rectum.

I might be a monster, but why does everyone think that movie is so fucking sad? boo hoo ass to ass. Is it that big of a deal? I've seen it happen at every bachelor party and the bitches are all smiles. They're getting paid for it.