Opie was insecure about his aging, beady eyes so he "jazzed 'em up" a bit

85  2017-07-23 by shickadantz

55 comments

He's a Faaaaaaaggggg.

just want to give that hair a nice tussle

I don't really hate anyone on earth except for Gregg "Tits" Hughes. Which is sort of odd to realize.

Well, you're certainly not alone.

Well, I mean, you almost certainly are ( hence your involvement hyar) alone but you knowwadImean.

:)

Nigga you drunk

He looks stranger than usual, did he get botox?

Its 100% Botox.

Tits, botox, when will his transition be complete.

It's a camera filter

No it's not you Midwest idiot. I've known plenty of girls that get Botox. This is exactly the same. Eye wrinkles don't disappear at 54.

I think it's Botox and surgery. There is a surgery to widen the eyes. It usually involves removing fat pads from the top and lower lids.

That faggot totally has had work done. I don't think hair plugs are gay, but men shouldn't get actual plastic surgery.

Unless it's a titty reduction but it would be a crime for him to reduce those awesome, pendulous breast

He must be suffering all sorts of back ache

This atrocious excuse for a man has undoubtedly had plastic surgery. Fuck. Just when you think he can't get worse.

And you know he'd say his nose job was for a deviated septum or some bullshit....and not for reducing the unsightly blood sausage that hung off his face, what he called his nose.

I don't think he got a nose job, it looks like crows feet/around his eyes.

But yet he can't get his fucking snaggle teeth fixed.

You mean cosmetic surgery. I had plastic surgery after a third degree burn, there was nothing cosmetic about it.

Whatever half a Hulk face

Now that was a good burn

Shut up you fucking mutant

You tried...

I've just checked and you're wrong about hair plugs; they're also phenomenally gay.

"Hey Lynsi, you were right! Bams loads rubbed into the skin really does produce the fountain of youth! Sniff well, call me a washed up hack ass fecal matter feces obsessed faggot, but Bams seed is good for more than just two kids! ...sniff -Tits Hughes

It's the medication.

The irish chinaman

my nickname in high school was the MC Chink

McChink

Look'in good at Carl's deli.

He looks like a gay robot.

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No one can tell. It's normal for 60 year old men to tight, newborn skin. He doesn't look like a monster. It's handsome.

No its not!

Goddamn he was an ugly kid, beady eyes disgust me.

fawkin h8erz

He really was but maybe it's not his fault. Looks like Mrs Hughes was hitting the sauce until he was shat out

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorder

Fetal alcohol spectrum disorder

Fetal alcohol spectrum disorders (FASDs) are a group of conditions that can occur in a person whose mother drank alcohol during pregnancy. Problems may include an abnormal appearance, short height, low body weight, small head size, poor coordination, low intelligence, behavior problems, and problems with hearing or seeing. Those affected are more likely to have trouble in school, legal problems, participate in high-risk behaviors, and have trouble with alcohol or other drugs. The most severe form of the condition is known as fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS).


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Brotox

That is some fucking forehead on Bat Boy there.

Out of all the Shit you could do to your face as a man with disposable income, getting your eyes done may truly be the gayest.

Why the hell wouldn't he fix his teeth?

I was thinking the same thing. A guy usually addresses hair, teeth, and (possibly) nose. Who the fuck does their eyes?

He's a lady

That childhood outfit/haircut combo is big in the slums on picture day. Check out the deprivation!

He looks so much like Scott Shannon now.

There's a tree on my house!

Tits aside he was aging better than Anthony, why do all this weird plastic surgery?

He's a child of the 80's. LOL

Wonder when his wonderful pop up show will be at SXM

Is opie finnish?

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lil bit

He's doing standard middle-aged-lady surgery: hide the crows feet and enlarge the breasts.

Holy shit! Good catch. The Opester definitely had some work done.

He now looks like Alex Lifeson.

I wanna see the boat movie.

That chizzler wouldn't pony up the dough for plastic surgery, it's even worse, he is using "pretty girl" filters to touch up his face on his phone

"It was at that point...Where I knew I wanted to be an anime"

Jesus christ... He should have kept the beard. He's entering uncanny valley

TIL-opie is Canadian

Unless it's a titty reduction but it would be a crime for him to reduce those awesome, pendulous breast

This atrocious excuse for a man has undoubtedly had plastic surgery. Fuck. Just when you think he can't get worse.

And you know he'd say his nose job was for a deviated septum or some bullshit....and not for reducing the unsightly blood sausage that hung off his face, what he called his nose.

But yet he can't get his fucking snaggle teeth fixed.

You mean cosmetic surgery. I had plastic surgery after a third degree burn, there was nothing cosmetic about it.

I've just checked and you're wrong about hair plugs; they're also phenomenally gay.