• Jim just had his most critically acclaimed and successful special on Netflix

• Jim's started the best podcast out there

• Jim has the biggest show on Faction Talk

• Jim has a great relationship with Ant and gets to work with him completely unfettered

• Jim is a well respected and liked member of the comedic community

• Jim is finally releasing Chip cartoons and they're pretty good

Meanwhile...

• Opie got fired for sexually abusing an obese retard

• Opie broadcasts from a sushi bar with an unknown fry-cook who he pays using his child's college fund

• The entire comedic community has no respect for him and many have openly mocked him or abandoned him completely

• Opie's career in radio is in complete disarray and he now faces a future in jocktober-friendly terrestrial radio AT BEST

• Opie faces watching the two guys he gave a radio career to buddy around and make great radio again

• Opie's wife hates him and will probably start divorce proceedings shortly