First of all, Butter is an absolute shit restaurant. Secondly, Race Wars quadrupled from 0 listeners to 4, vic,mexican,sherrod,opie. Finally, 1,000 subscribers cancelled? This is a man with over 350k twitter followers.

This whole article is a fluff piece joke.

If you quadruple 0, it is still 0.

True! I have egg on my face

Aints dat Yammanigga Saunders

Datz Oprah. .....

Please let Sherrod choke Opie.

With his tongue, while kissing.

Just how does Sherrod know how many people have cancelled their Sirius subscriptions? Does he have a day job working in the Sirius offices?

Hmm unnamed major producer with lots of shows on cable TV? One of the Stangels perhaps? A sizzle reel or are they eating buttered rolls at Sizzler to discuss just how fucked they all are?

I hope it's the stangels but they aren't that stupid. The intense hatred genuinely got inside the heads of those two porkers and they've been pretty much left alone since going back to daytime tv.

Yeah, they are not leaving a real TV gig, or even doing anything on the side, that will bring the attention back on them. Their involvement in the O and A world could have fucked with their current gig, which is what Justin got so mad about: Pete ripping on Harry Connick.

Wait, are you telling me the pests aren't making radio-smashing videos? I thought for sure their army was putting together their war against Sirius.

Fake news

Sirius added 259k paid subscribers in the first quarter of the year. That means over they are adding 3k subscriptions/day. Even if they have 500 cancellations/day, they would still grow by ~1M subscribers/year, which is consistent with their financial reporting.

That being said, given how tight lipped Sirius is about their ratings, I'm sure Sharrod is pulling this info from his pathetically unfunny asshole.

He's pulling it from Twitter responses

You a consultant?

Tss consultopie or Sumthin

Fawkin home run chippy

Literally 90% of that is people buying new cars that come with a year free and who won't continue subscribing.

Indeed. Regardless, Sirius losing 1,000 subscribers in 2 days means nothing. It's not because Opie was fired, it's normal course of business.

Not to mention, sherrod has no access to any such information. A few people tweeted that they are cancelling their account, and sherrod extrapolated / deduced a number.

Me.

"Sherrod also told me he had a threesome with Rihanna and Sofia Vergara and gave them both orgasms so intense with his 14 inch penis that their souls temporarily left their bodies. Then Sherrod says Barack Obama called him and personally begged him to seek the Democratic nomination in 2020, as he is the only man who can defeat Donald Trump."

Don't forget that they also shit on his chest. Three times. Sofia twice. But he wasn't into it.

They shit in his MOUTH, stupid. Fuck, don't repeat the story if you don't have it right!

There is no room in his mouth

You say strange shit to people, dude.

he also may have mentioned in passing that he is, in fact, black.

"Opie got fired because there were people out to get him from the beginning..."

Only Sherrod is stupid enough to confidently tell other people that

A black dude with a 'production company'. This is a new thing.

It's gotta be called, "Sherrod's Prodz" or something ghetto like that

It's "Small World". Because you know, he's got the world by the balls.

Small in relation to his tongue.

CMON MONEY THE WORLD IS YO OYSTER.

The community has a lot of "Entrepreneurs".

Aspiring rappers

Record label, clothing line, movie production, u know wut I'm saying?

....all operating out of the same GMail account.

[email protected]

More like yahoo or hotmail.

THIS SATURDAY: Lil' Boobie's 26th Birfday Bash @ Club Xcess, Irvington, NJ. FEATURING Lil Poopie, Young Droe, Lil Gunnaz, Young Glock. 21+, Only 4 Tha Grown N Sexy

A Small World Ent. Production

Did a 12 year old write this article?

Yes.

Shhhhuuurreee

They went to do a show at the restaurant and Sherrod ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

That somewhat recreates the theme to the 1985 Fat Boys video "All You Can Eat."

Big Momma Prods, yo.

I adore Patrice but he's no exception.

There's always money in the banana stand.

I feel sorry for Kurt, having the zoo crew move in.

That's gonna be the best part. He was able to keep Sherry's fake laughing in check when it was just him, but having 4 more of the same idiot there will be too much for him. He's not gonna be able to handle this.

AKA How Sherrod swindled $60,000 from the Hudson Hughes college fund.

*Margera

*Jim Norton swindled $60,000

Margera Hughes?

Norton Mathers Hughes

I couldn't figure out if this was a real article or someone had edited a real article. Any way, trying to make a reality TV show is a far superior idea to spewing racist bs to 50 subs. They can try 20-30 times for a hit. If that's the plan, I'm actually slightly impressed. If Opie becomes "a producer", he might actually make it.

"make it"

I hate Opie and believe I he ruined art, but yeah unfortunately he'll be fine

dassabesso, just being a parasitic loser n sheeit

Subs increased by 400%.

Filming in a restaurant.

That's PFG to ME: ^{knowwhatImean}

WEIRD NEWS

Opie's now in a media freeze

LIVE! FROM PFG TELEVISION CENTER AT SOME STRIP MALL DELI

1000 Opie listeners unsubscribe from SiriusXM

Race Wars' numbers quadruple

Did this retard just give away that they have had about 300 listeners before this?

I hope this is true. I don't want Ant to help him.

1,000 people cancelled their subs in outrage over Sirius not reporting the sexual assault to the police.

Someone should write an article for Medium that states that three people cancelled their SiriusXM subscriptions as a result of Opie's termination. That number would be just as valid as the 1,000 bullcrap.

Sherrod said that nobody saw the video, hey? Be a shame if somebody had a clip of Sherrod loudly screaming over and over again that he'd seen it while miced up on a national radio program.

If Sherrod was actually correct in knowing 1000 people canceled their Sirius XM, I would guess 98% of those were people at the end of their free trial.

Why would sirius give any details about listener numbers to Sherrod? He is just pulling number out of his ass. The other thing I was wondering was can Tits even make enough money doing one of these small time podcasts?

Jim and Sam post....10 comments in 3 days. Opie post...35 comments in 2 hours.

Is Vic Henley not involved in the project? Or was his name omitted by Gurian b/c Henley openly shit on him?

remember when Sherrod said he had a gig at ESPN? That never happened.

He did have that stupid ass Black and White show on cable TV that lasted a few episodes and was never heard from again.

sherrod did an awesome eating show pilot with bob kelly also. surprised that didnt get on the air, it was hilarious.

"Small World, Big Tongue, No Comedy" Better name for his shitty company.

No wait wait..... Should be called small world big tits, cause opies got sum tig'o'biggies.

fuckin Chip

Let's say 1,000 people really did cancel their Sirius subscription because of the Opie firing. That's less than $200K a year the company is losing. I'm sure they were paying Opie $200K+. So, it sounds like a good move by Sirus. And considering 1,000 people didn't cancel their subscription, it looks like a really good move by Sirius.

Sherrod has diarrhea of the mouth. There are no deals and his shows end up on shit channels and are canceled within a few episodes every time. If a major radio station threw money at Opie to team up with Anthony again Opie would pretend he never knew Sherrod. They're all cunts and this is small time bullshit.

I'll bet Chris Rock just LOVES it when Sherrod tries to imply that he's behind these boondoggles.

So all of Opie's listeners cancelled their subscriptions?

Yes,Both of them.

Lite FM breakfast club would pay more, have more listeners, and be more dignified.

I didn't think Opie could go lower than Compound Media, and yet...

I googled Small World Comedy company and unsurprisingly found nothing.

They keep the overhead low to pass the savings on to you!

By "unnamed producer" Sherrod means he's going to get his cousin's guy, just as soon as Chris starts returning his calls.

Rofl. Delusionality must be infectious.

I love how Sherrod notes "at least 1k ppl cancelled SXM subs" - which in reality, means 100 derranged slobs at best cancelled.

So lets suggest 10% of your audience cancelled....10,000 listeners is your following.

SXM has over 32M subscribers, a company with an EBITDA $2.02B -- that $75,000 worth of listeners is sure to shake things up.

Mongrol, shithead boob.

I don't think 1k is too unreasonable...he still does have listeners (for whatever reason)...there just aren't many.

Opie's show was the only thing I listened to on Sirius. I Just canceled 4 radios. Well, did keep music only in my wife's car. But no longer need in my truck and work vehicle. Online was also canceled

...fizzle reel.

...Race Wars has quadrupled in numers...

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

4 people now listen

not that I could stomach much of opie's show, but god damn, sherrod has to be the fucking worst co host he could have picked

"Sherrod's company Small World Comedy is making major moves..."

LOLOLOL yeah okay.

"Signs". Yeah, right. He's going to hand a big check over to Debesso, and will never see a dime of it again, and nothing will come of it. This is just to keep Lynzi off his back, so he can pretend he's not unemployed.

Do you really think that thick tongued retard will make Gregg a dime? The best he could do for himself was Opie Radio.

at least 1000 people have cancelled their subscription

Perhaps less than that

oh god why

"...with a major purposely unnamed producer". Oh the mystery! Nobody cares.

So sherrod is a shittier liar than even Opie.

It's the type of lie that you have to be extremely dumb to attempt, because it sounds like such a dumb fucking lie, and you're dumb so you assume everyone else is about as dumb as you are and will fall for it.

What if a major network picks this show up and it becomes a ratings juggernaut that runs for several, celebrated seasons? Opie, Sherrod, and Carl become household names whose televised activities are constantly discussed around water coolers everywhere, and all of their catchphrases become more popular than Austin Powers and Borat combined.

at least 1000 people have canceled their subscriptions

Whenever someone says "at least 1000" they're talking out of their ass.

What's the source of this? Do you have a link?

Huh?

There is no room in his mouth

CMON MONEY THE WORLD IS YO OYSTER.

You say strange shit to people, dude.