Opie is doing a food pilot for Sherrod's production company with Carl Ruiz
63 2017-07-10 by aprosbro
According to the i bang, Sherrod 'signed' Opie and they're shooting a 'sizzle reel' (so not actually a pilot) with Carl at the restaurant Butter. A top secret producer is also involved. So Opie is still trying to get on TV, doesnt realize he's naturally unlikable.
64 comments
n/a Billyassman 2017-07-10
Pooper Peeper
n/a GWARscientist 2017-07-10
It'll be called Foodies & Doodies .
A tale of an unemployed shock jock looking for a new gig who can't seem to shake his obsession with toilet humor. Along with his talking chimpanzee ,they fumble their way through hilarious mishaps highlighted by tremendous amounts of canned laughter.
n/a Suvario 2017-07-10
Tits and grits.
n/a Peckas1 2017-07-10
Cooking and caca.
n/a Jungies 2017-07-10
"Any Which Way But Ant"
n/a dom6502 2017-07-10
Gyros with Zeroes
n/a kingship75 2017-07-10
Wait, wait! I got one... "Unfunny Pieces of Shit Snack on Shit," or sumthin'.
n/a assreaper 2017-07-10
We heard you chip
n/a kingship75 2017-07-10
Wait, wait! I got one... "Unfunny Pieces of Shit Snack on Shit," or sumthin'.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-07-10
fukken double shitz
n/a Rainbowuser13 2017-07-10
And the series ends in a double murder/Suicide.
n/a PatBattle1 2017-07-10
damn that sounds fucking awesome. always wished the boys did more tv, the xfl show was great and how i caught the virus. it's a shame the boys dont have the rights to upload the search and destroy pilot they made.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-07-10
People come and people go, but yet you remain.
n/a doch15 2017-07-10
Patbattle knows how to rustle the jimmies around here
n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-07-10
I'm not rustled!
n/a Mayonnaise_Monster 2017-07-10
What is the name of sherrods production company?
n/a PaintedPicture 2017-07-10
Dassabesstein &co.
n/a Billyassman 2017-07-10
Blackstien & Niggerstien
n/a turnthemaround 2017-07-10
Real Ridazz Crooklynn Crew MOB LLC
Black people always name their businesses like weird street gangs.
n/a 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-07-10
Christopher
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-07-10
Knowing opie it'll end up being inexplicably successful and earn him a quarter billion dollars.
n/a forcedhammer 2017-07-10
'milf of the day... milf of the day...'
n/a EastSideDan 2017-07-10
Does Opie not realize he was fired for secretly filming a subordinate using the bathroom?
What executive at the Food Network, or Travel Channel or even Spike TV will be like, "Yes, greenlight the food show starring the guy who films his employee on the toilet and then badgers them on twitter for permission to post the video online!"
n/a forcedhammer 2017-07-10
if they don't, you can bet that they'll find out about it from us pretty darn fast
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-07-10
I thought it was blatant
n/a EastSideDan 2017-07-10
I thought he held the phone over the stall wall and then showed Roland afterwards.
Either way, is it any less creepy if Roland knew as it was happening?
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-07-10
He mostly does though, he's just desperate. Whether he's desperate to actually go out and do something or just make it look like he tried, who knows.
But on some level he knows he sucks. He was scared shitless on Letterman and avoided most other opportunities.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-07-10
"Top secret producer" aka we haven't found a sucker to pay for it yet.
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-07-10
aka lynz
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-07-10
ala Opie
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-07-10
lol
n/a PrincessSaga 2017-07-10
Stangels
n/a JespyZero 2017-07-10
Or such an unknown it wouldn't be news worthy.
n/a donandmikeshow 2017-07-10
I didn't see anything on the interrobang referring to this where was this mentioned?
n/a aprosbro 2017-07-10
Gurian's column a few paragraphs down.
n/a donandmikeshow 2017-07-10
Thank you
n/a TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-07-10
How embarrassing
n/a rsroot 2017-07-10
New mission. Copy.
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-07-10
Im sure food network cant wait to have the doodie video guy on their network
n/a kimchifart 2017-07-10
This is going to fail so badly. YEEEESSSSS.
n/a kevin121312 2017-07-10
"Sherrod said that since the firing at least 1,000 people have cancelled their subscriptions to Sirius XM in outrage over the firing"
First of all, no one canceled. Secondly, how the fuck would he have any numbers?
n/a aprosbro 2017-07-10
"Hey, I dont work there anymore and you refused to give out subscription numbers when I did, but could you tell me how many people have cancelled this week and cited me as the reason?"
It's a real lose-lose number. If 1000 people is any remarkable percentage of your audience then you were doing embarrassing numbers on the air- and if you were doing remotely decent on air then no one gave a shit you were cancelled.
n/a kimchifart 2017-07-10
So Sherrod, you slab tongued imbecilic zilch, Carl is now gonna show us how to make a tiramisu.
DASSESSPRESSO NNN FUCKIN
n/a Yakovpiscopo 2017-07-10
Steve malzberg has passed opie in the radio depth chart
n/a DeafandMutePenguin 2017-07-10
"Top Secret Producer" is a horrible way of saying Justin Stangel.
n/a forcedhammer 2017-07-10
welp
n/a Mikekekeke 2017-07-10
Then we'll be able to see Opie sulking in the corner when he realizes he has nothing to add.
n/a dom6502 2017-07-10
All this "radio veteran" knows how to do is glom on to other people's interests and talents, like some kind of humorless mollusk.
n/a KnickedUp 2017-07-10
humorless mollusk is the best ever description of Opie. This deserves way more upboats
n/a Skip4play 2017-07-10
The show is pretty much going to be Carl feeding these two idiots since he is the only one that knows anything about food. The only input from tits and the tongue is DASGOODDOH and Opie trying to keep the leftovers.
n/a stinksskc 2017-07-10
I mean most tv is dogshit so it'll probably actually get picked up
n/a holodog 2017-07-10
So they conceptualized an entire show over the weekend?
n/a maynardsabeast 2017-07-10
Sherrods production company sounds about as legit as a dude selling burned cds on a street corners "record label"
n/a lowend73 2017-07-10
That slant eyed Polack will actually do quite well on TV. They seem to embrace the retard.
In fact, he will start a new trend. Not being able to speak English normally, and luscious mamms to look at and DVR nightly.
n/a StrongStyleGamer 2017-07-10
Remember when they screamed at a woman for weeks because she dared to ask why the entire radio show was about food now
n/a JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-07-10
How long until he claims they're syndicated to London?
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-07-10
Top secret producer: Jeffrey Gurian
n/a KangolVos 2017-07-10
FH Riley's turned him down.
n/a DullHornedUnicorn 2017-07-10
Sherrod tried this with Bob Kelly, the studio notes must of been "less fat belly, more tits."
n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-07-10
Exactly what the Television Execs want on their airwaves, a Cuban and a black man ordering around a dumb, blonde haired, and blue eyed white guy.
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-07-10
When I think food, I think doodie videos. Brilliant.
n/a HerpDerpen 2017-07-10
I can't wait to see those delicious titties in full HD.
n/a gthmbt 2017-07-10
What's more surprising is that Sherrod has a production company
n/a peopleforgetthat 2017-07-10
"Sherrod said that since the firing at least 1,000 people have cancelled their subscriptions to SiriusXM in outrage over the firing."
How would he know that at all
n/a wburn42167 2017-07-10
Fuck Carl. Unfunny, over laughing shit stain