Theory: Opie is the white Chuck Berry

1  2017-07-09 by [deleted]

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Not entirely true. Chuck Berry is still held as one of the architects of guitar based rock n' roll. The Opster is still held one of the architects of calling cheap beer "road sodas" and remembering his wild times "doing the pot".

I heard he did a little cocaine back in that too.

That's a comparison, not a theory.

Theory: you were dropped on your head as a kid.

I have a hypothesis that you enjoy big peckas in your stink wrinkle

So Anthony is the black Chuck Berry?

Anthony is the black Gary Glitter

Chuck Berry was actually talented