Apatow is surely up to something. He's probably being extra nice to Artie because he knows he has already written him out of next season. Jews always have a dirty trick up their sleeve to get the upper hand
A catheter was placed in his arm in a large vein. It goes "central" to his heart. That PICC line can stay in for weeks.
I'm guessing he either has a bone infection or his heart. It's not clear from the tweet. If it's his heart, which is my guess, then he may have veges caused by bacteria on his valves which is very bad. This is a serious situation.
Having a PICC is a bit risky. Since there's a direct shot to Artie's heart the risk of a secondary infection is significant. It's also easy access to a vein which, given Artie's history, isn't ideal.
Ah, I jus show up to da job site, da foreman says, 'go do dis n dat,' ah don't know, I just do my job and wait for da lunch siren, ya know what I mean?
Restarting his coke habit at the age of 50 was probably a bad move. Artie wants to sabotage himself, that's why getting another tv-show was the worst thing that could happen to him. Its a shame though, i always liked Artie.
My impression was that he used opiates all along, but restarted the coke more recently, partly because he said so, but also because of the weight loss over the last couple of years. But i could absolutely be wrong about that.
I got that impression too. He's definitely been doing opiates all along (aside from maybe a few weeks a time where he's clean), but I hadn't noticed him being coke-manic until somewhat recently (past year or so).
Imagine being Artie, a bloated junkie covered in self-stabbing scars and no family by his side. Just a lonely man in a hospital lying on Twitter saying he's going to turn it all around, maybe believing it briefly but old enough to know he's full of shit.
I don't blame Howard one bit for distancing himself from this disaster. I loved Artie on the show, but theres no reason to have this attention whore baby boy die in front of your audience.
His tweets read like a 13 year old breaking up with the first pussy he finger banged.
Howard is hoping for a death so he can get some publicity out of it. He'll have some quotes appear in the paper and on TV, maybe do a short interview for ET about Artie. Then he'll spend a few episodes of the show pontificating on Artie and playing clips. "Hoo hoo Robin we uhhh we ahhh tried to reach out to Artie to help him didn't we?" "OH yes Howard! hmmhaha mmmhaa"
You're wrong in every way. Stern doesn't even say Artie's name. They've erased him from best-of shows. He'll mention it briefly, say he tried to help Artie with his "demons" and that'll be it.
I hope the New York Sunday Times prints a front page article that reads "Artie Lange from Howard Stern Show on Deathbed from Drugs".
Stern would love that!
maybe opie gets a job steering the ship that tugboats this lardass 2 miles out to sea when his estate manager finds out they don't make graves that big
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n/a Peckahnator 2017-07-08
pleasediepleasediepleasediepleasediepleasediepleasedie
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-07-08
I was so excited when that link didn't open up to "Dying of laughter from seeing Rich Vos July 6-8 at the Punchline Sacramento"
n/a breadmoccasin 2017-07-08
I wasn't :(
n/a simon160389 2017-07-08
Happy cake day o/
n/a DaveNone 2017-07-08
Someone tweeted Vos to thank him for entertaining the 40 people at the club last night and Rich tweeted back, "47".
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-07-08
Still, 47 people spending $50 on food and beers is a respectable $2,350 for the owner, and a sweet crisp $20 bill for Richard.
n/a HolyRomanEmperor 2017-07-08
FFS artie!
n/a Mod_Impersonator 2017-07-08
"next chapter if I'm not clean I'm gone."
Well, it's not looking good then.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-07-08
Give him opies slot. At least if he is a mess it'll be recorded
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-07-08
The only thing left is for Jim to become a woman.
n/a DanceLikeTheJig 2017-07-08
Why is he still shouting out Apatow? And on his death bed? That jew has some real power over him.
n/a littlepeteferguson 2017-07-08
Apatow is surely up to something. He's probably being extra nice to Artie because he knows he has already written him out of next season. Jews always have a dirty trick up their sleeve to get the upper hand
n/a simon160389 2017-07-08
Artie already confirmed his appearances in series 2. He even said how much he'd get paid in the second, and it's more than series 1!
n/a uuncoo 2017-07-08
we use the term season in this country buddy.
britfag confirmed.
n/a ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-07-08
Who cares, that show is fucking gay
n/a ValleyChip 2017-07-08
I love this subreddit. This comment made my dead heart smile.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-07-08
I don't know if this is true but I don't like Jews so I'm going to believe it for now.
n/a prepburger 2017-07-08
((($)))
n/a Christopher_Barton 2017-07-08
Apatow is the only guy still giving this perpetual disappointment pity gigs.
n/a fyisah 2017-07-08
Yes, you can die from things that is well known to kill people.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-07-08
If he manned up and shot his dope his nose would be fine and this wouldn't be happening.
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-07-08
He would have been dead 10 years ago.
n/a dwc151 2017-07-08
This really isn't too far from the truth.
n/a apalehorse 2017-07-08
Sounds like he has a PICC line. Maybe osteomyelitis or endocarditis.
n/a I-take-beast-shits 2017-07-08
Ok dr. Faggot do you mind explaining what the fuck any of that means? No offense
n/a apalehorse 2017-07-08
A catheter was placed in his arm in a large vein. It goes "central" to his heart. That PICC line can stay in for weeks.
I'm guessing he either has a bone infection or his heart. It's not clear from the tweet. If it's his heart, which is my guess, then he may have veges caused by bacteria on his valves which is very bad. This is a serious situation.
Having a PICC is a bit risky. Since there's a direct shot to Artie's heart the risk of a secondary infection is significant. It's also easy access to a vein which, given Artie's history, isn't ideal.
n/a I-take-beast-shits 2017-07-08
I had no idea truck drivers were so educated on this topic. I guess it kinda makes sense since it revolves around heart disease.
Thanks for your explanation
n/a apalehorse 2017-07-08
Ah, I jus show up to da job site, da foreman says, 'go do dis n dat,' ah don't know, I just do my job and wait for da lunch siren, ya know what I mean?
n/a turdthief2 2017-07-08
15 minute union breaks for doctors
n/a apalehorse 2017-07-08
I wouldn't know as an NP
n/a Zombied77 2017-07-08
Nigger Policeman?
n/a turdthief2 2017-07-08
N person
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-07-08
Well he mentioned his heart repeatedly so in guessing it's his heart.
n/a Boredghost77 2017-07-08
sounds like he's got fat old guy drug addictitis
n/a majestik6 2017-07-08
I don't know why "Dr Faggot" made me laugh my ass off
n/a zeroaiming 2017-07-08
I do know why "nigger policeman" made me laugh so hard
n/a seasoningtheobese 2017-07-08
Same here. Laughed so hard I scared my dogs
n/a I-take-beast-shits 2017-07-08
If that's the case I wonder how they react around your sleep apnea machine
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-07-08
Tell us more about how hard you laughed, you fucking queens. Regular Reddit is that way.
n/a 1qw1qw1 2017-07-08
wow. this is really sad.
I saw him on New Years and yeah he looked like shit, but he looked happy and alive. not 6 months away from having a "permanent IV line" in him
n/a uuncoo 2017-07-08
The way he was visually deteriorating, something was obviously up.
This infection was probably brewing in his system for almost a year.
n/a edfromla 2017-07-08
He's done. Had awesome moments on Stern. RIP to you and Grandma Caprio.
n/a Mastodonald 2017-07-08
If that obese dopefiend ever said anything funny it was by accident.
n/a Coondoon 2017-07-08
Restarting his coke habit at the age of 50 was probably a bad move. Artie wants to sabotage himself, that's why getting another tv-show was the worst thing that could happen to him. Its a shame though, i always liked Artie.
n/a 68rouge 2017-07-08
Do u think he really stopped? Artie can be a good actor
n/a Coondoon 2017-07-08
My impression was that he used opiates all along, but restarted the coke more recently, partly because he said so, but also because of the weight loss over the last couple of years. But i could absolutely be wrong about that.
n/a RealTonySchiavone 2017-07-08
I got that impression too. He's definitely been doing opiates all along (aside from maybe a few weeks a time where he's clean), but I hadn't noticed him being coke-manic until somewhat recently (past year or so).
n/a hofonsmash 2017-07-08
Agree because this coincides with when his podcast went to complete shit :(
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n/a dumbshowreference 2017-07-08
Jesus man... this makes me so sad. Thank god I don't shoot dope anymore. Fucking Christ! Fucking get well Artie! It's not fucking worth it!
n/a hiv_negative 2017-07-08
god doesn't exist, and you will shoot dope again and probably die faggot
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-07-08
Yeeaaahhh... you're probably right about all 3.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-07-08
Imagine being Artie, a bloated junkie covered in self-stabbing scars and no family by his side. Just a lonely man in a hospital lying on Twitter saying he's going to turn it all around, maybe believing it briefly but old enough to know he's full of shit.
n/a crookedmile 2017-07-08
Go out "on top"?
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-07-08
It's times like these a realistic man turns a corner and changes his life to get better.
RIP Artie you were one of the alrights.
n/a Lady_Dis_Liver 2017-07-08
Hoo hoo, I uh invented Artie dying Robin!
n/a KuukerinNelli 2017-07-08
Somewhere Matarese is rubbing his hands together mumbling "A doctor wife would be pretty handy right about now, wouldn't it fat fuck"
n/a TehSamurai01 2017-07-08
His wife isn't that kind of doctor.
n/a forcedhammer 2017-07-08
this is his version of Opie getting fired
n/a turnthemaround 2017-07-08
Anyone else shocked he had a drug habit? I thought it was a radio bit.
n/a ValleyChip 2017-07-08
I don't blame Howard one bit for distancing himself from this disaster. I loved Artie on the show, but theres no reason to have this attention whore baby boy die in front of your audience.
His tweets read like a 13 year old breaking up with the first pussy he finger banged.
WHY DONT YOU ACT LIKE A MAN!!!
n/a DaveNone 2017-07-08
Howard is hoping for a death so he can get some publicity out of it. He'll have some quotes appear in the paper and on TV, maybe do a short interview for ET about Artie. Then he'll spend a few episodes of the show pontificating on Artie and playing clips. "Hoo hoo Robin we uhhh we ahhh tried to reach out to Artie to help him didn't we?" "OH yes Howard! hmmhaha mmmhaa"
n/a turnthemaround 2017-07-08
How dare you say that... without also mentioning how Opie would be worse because he had Artie in this year.
n/a emerge_from_the_mist 2017-07-08
You're wrong in every way. Stern doesn't even say Artie's name. They've erased him from best-of shows. He'll mention it briefly, say he tried to help Artie with his "demons" and that'll be it.
n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-07-08
Stop posting things that make me feel human emotions such as empathy
n/a FCKFREDFROMBROOKLYN 2017-07-08
Jim " I was an addict I know the struggle man" Norton should step in and help Artie
n/a UhLookHereMan 2017-07-08
"yeah I dunno, that's a tough one. Seek out a program."
n/a SolarPoweredNachos 2017-07-08
"I can see why he'd like heroin. But I can also see why he'd want to quit."
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n/a CommanderCock 2017-07-08
Yeah, Artie's in the last few months of his mildly successful but ultimately unfortunate life. Oh, well. Enjoy the heroin, Artie.
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-07-08
At least no one will film him in the bathroom.
n/a Frankwasbetter 2017-07-08
After Artie dies he's gonna reincarnate as opium.
n/a ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-07-08
So happy this unfunny faggot is going to die. I hope he rots in hell and his family gets raped and murdered.
n/a Yaseetheo 2017-07-08
Tell us how you really feel!
n/a ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-07-08
And I don't like him!
n/a jtormeyx 2017-07-08
I hope the New York Sunday Times prints a front page article that reads "Artie Lange from Howard Stern Show on Deathbed from Drugs". Stern would love that!
n/a TangerineReam 2017-07-08
Artie is the epitome of a sad man. Opie is the epitome of a pathetic man.
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-07-08
Eat a dick fatty
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-07-08
I have zero sympathy for drug addicts. You had every chance in the world, and you blew it. And fuck their friends too; they're nearly always enablers.
That's why I think Howard did the right thing in the end. Cut off these leeches.
n/a BestGetOutOfMoyWay 2017-07-08
maybe opie gets a job steering the ship that tugboats this lardass 2 miles out to sea when his estate manager finds out they don't make graves that big
n/a joomommyhappy 2017-07-08
At least we still have Mark Harris.
n/a RatherPleasent 2017-07-08
RIP.
The only person that keeps on keeping on is Pat Cooper some how.
n/a GraveJ 2017-07-08
Did he bang his head when he collapsed...?
n/a fudgesicle2014 2017-07-08
It must be exhausting living "Groundhog's Day".