Enjoy your summer. By the fall Tits will have landed a new gig and we get to start from scratch. In the meantime maybe we'll get to see his wife leave him and get some dirt from Joey Abs and the rest of the Philly Krew. Oh also, his inner circle might crumble. The dishwasher already seems to have a pretty good idea that he won't be back.
I've been all in with the Sam hate since he was promoted from resident cunt/instigator. Listening to this week's shows, it's become painful to hear how utterly average he is in every aspect.
Anytime someone accidentally says something that resembles a "famous" movie quote from his adolescence, he feels the need to chime in and laugh at himself. Or he'll say it like it's an aside or observation and Jim will keep going because he's old and you can hear Sam's smugness that he's soooo witty, quick, and hilarious. Actually witty/sharp people would take the famous quote and riff an actual joke, he thinks he's awesome for just knowing it. He also does not know basic idiomatic expressions or phrases and fucks them up regularly like "out in the opening" "nom to plurre" and "subsi-dairy".
He also has the interests of rural inbred 5 year old and by all accounts, is a horrible husband and father.
We need to absolutely keep this exact sentiment alive. There is no way he is the reason anyone turns on their radio. He was so-so when he was the 5th mic and a shit talker in 2010. He actually thinks he is a star now.
We try to get Opie arrested for voyeurism by faking outrage on social media "this monster is still on the streets, he could be in a bathroom near you!"... Thus eliminating any shadow of a doubt that Lynsi is leaving him and completely destroying his entire life. What else is there to do?
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n/a thereisonlyonereturn 2017-07-07
opie is to tits , as Roland is breasts
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-07-07
I don't know man. I didn't expect this to come so soon.
We'll continue making fun of O&A and J but it won't be the same anymore now that the war is over.
n/a DickPunchOpie 2017-07-07
Enjoy your summer. By the fall Tits will have landed a new gig and we get to start from scratch. In the meantime maybe we'll get to see his wife leave him and get some dirt from Joey Abs and the rest of the Philly Krew. Oh also, his inner circle might crumble. The dishwasher already seems to have a pretty good idea that he won't be back.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-07-07
I've been all in with the Sam hate since he was promoted from resident cunt/instigator. Listening to this week's shows, it's become painful to hear how utterly average he is in every aspect.
Anytime someone accidentally says something that resembles a "famous" movie quote from his adolescence, he feels the need to chime in and laugh at himself. Or he'll say it like it's an aside or observation and Jim will keep going because he's old and you can hear Sam's smugness that he's soooo witty, quick, and hilarious. Actually witty/sharp people would take the famous quote and riff an actual joke, he thinks he's awesome for just knowing it. He also does not know basic idiomatic expressions or phrases and fucks them up regularly like "out in the opening" "nom to plurre" and "subsi-dairy".
He also has the interests of rural inbred 5 year old and by all accounts, is a horrible husband and father.
n/a wllmweller 2017-07-07
We need to absolutely keep this exact sentiment alive. There is no way he is the reason anyone turns on their radio. He was so-so when he was the 5th mic and a shit talker in 2010. He actually thinks he is a star now.
n/a malvin77 2017-07-07
To wit, the boy is an idiot.
n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-07-07
We try to get Opie arrested for voyeurism by faking outrage on social media "this monster is still on the streets, he could be in a bathroom near you!"... Thus eliminating any shadow of a doubt that Lynsi is leaving him and completely destroying his entire life. What else is there to do?