How are you celebrating?

12  2017-07-07 by Nulltor

This is affecting me way more than is healthy. I blew off all my work and various personal responsibilities to go on a massive celebration binge (which i've done about 3 times in my life). I bought boxes of expensive chocolates and gave them to my friends and family so they could share in the joy. I bought my girlfriend a new phone she doesn't need and I cant afford.

7 comments

n/a  dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-07-07

Don't lie about having a girlfriend, mister.

n/a  Nulltor 2017-07-07

Fine, I bought a cam girl a new phone because she was sad about her boyfriend fucking around on her. Happy?

n/a  dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-07-07

😘

n/a  Dr-Colin-Quinn 2017-07-07

I was in a really good mood yesterday and drank myself into a coma while continually refreshing the 'new posts' tab. Felt hungover and depressed when I woke up so smoked some meth and ordered a tranny from backpage.

n/a  Peckahnator 2017-07-07

I've brought my wife over to my parents for dinner for the first time. We had fun.

https://youtu.be/90Dq8hyGkaI

n/a  SKARx317 2017-07-07

Hang on let me put my cakehorn down before I amswer...

n/a  turnthemaround 2017-07-07

Started giving all my belongings to friends and family before I kill myself. Don't be sad, it's because nothing can get better.

n/a  dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-07-07

😘