Dumb and Dumber

Dopey and Agony, loik liddel snakes

and that bowel movement, Jim Norton

Dees shhhhhhhhhhhhitheads

wid der liddel forked tongues

Real brave makin fun of a man if a wheelchair.

Aye wuz jus wheelin rawnd wen aye noticed me leighgz danglin about like a coaple ah sneks, darn nurly lopped dem off un aye never dun dat in me LOIF

'licky licky licky'

With Jim "Nothin" Norris

Even Samsung White glove service couldn't save these two queers

White glove with a single brown index finger

You leave baby arm & giraffe neck alone...

Giraffe and Jafar.

Milksop and Mustafa

Aryan and the Albanian

Sniffles and Pimples

Board Op & Desert Wop.

Strand with ant

No-No, wait! Tsss. Dopie and uh... Anthony or something. I dunno I couldn't think of anything. Tsss...

Tits and Tots

We're two guys who can't be trusted with cameras.

But you won't BELIEVE what happens NEXT click here

And above all else, fired

Opie's got a neck like a PECKAH

ant had a high end camera and went home and tweeted about it on his pc

Hey friend, no need to argue about semantics here.

Whoa buddy, that's a big word I don't understand so I'm going to have to fight you. Playground. 3 o'clock.

Two men fighting on a children's playground after school? I'm in.

Anth is anti-semantic

The months of racist bullshit that had been piling up in Anthony's employee file with HR was probably mostly tweeted using his phone.

even his compound media meltdown wasn't his phone. it was his coked out gf on periscope.

this thread is a complete and total failure

I don't think he may have been 100% sober.

Is he ever?

Oh, literal, u/ManiacalChrisBenoit...

Yeah supposedly very high end camera. Then the idiot goes all the way to Long Island to tweet stupid shit.

He has a place in the city

lol almost 400 upvotes for a completely wrong bullshit thread

Back alley Tunisian knife fighter

Corsican pimp

Did Opie really even have a career though?

His career path was finding Ant

I like Ant's "This ain't your mother's morning shock jock show!" face and Opie's "I'm the board op and in the front for some reason" face.

"Fuck you grandma, this is MY RADIO" * skateboards away *

Ant is like a drunk driving a Pontiac Firebird with insurance. It hits into a soccer mom minivan, bursts into flames, and then comes back to life once the check clears. Ant's not as funny as he used to be, but he's his own boss and he can say what he likes.

Op has his family and kids, which is nice.

thank god he can finally have open and honest discussions about race. riveting stuff.

Yeah, it sucks for those who enjoy listening to Cumia talk to people he does not like, but from his perspective, it's a pretty sweet deal. He has control over his show and he gets to bankroll the people he likes.

So moronic to think they were making millions to talk to friends/celebrities/musicians for 3-4 hours a day and they just couldn't help but take a picture of another grown man shitting and threaten the life of a no name hooker on social media. They didn't take a bold stand against anything or go down swinging for "what's right", just two idiots in their 50's acting like teenagers.

yep. they are both pathetic retards.

The thing that infuriates me is that they could have done ALL OF THIS if they just stayed the fuck off social media.

For instance, I made a dumb Patton Oswalt joke on /r/television and got banned inside of twenty minutes. Our humor isn't intended for a wide audience, normal people don't think that Laci Peterson's murder is a comedy topic.

If Opie and Anthony had resisted the urge to broadcast every moment of their life on Twitter, they'd still be at Sirius.

Damn, I was just planning on breaking out some of my Scott Peterson material.

Were ya?

Yup, I was listening to some stuff from maybe 07-08 when Twitter was really picking up steam and mid show Opie is stopping the show dead in its tracks to address "haters." From there on out they always had one eye on social media during the show and it suffered big time.

I hated when he would do that. I actually remember Ant calling him out once, they were watching some video on air, and Opie stopped everything to say "Hold on I gotta tweet this!" and Anthony said "To who? You're broadcasting on a national radio show."

I know the chances someone can find this clip are slim, but I would really like a link

nothing here is slim

Except for our cocks

You're damn right Slim Anus, because I dont get fucked in mine like you two flaming faggots.

Girls...

Yeah, I know the feeling, my Oswalt jokes' always bomb hard anywhere other than this place. I think its fucking funny. Dude gets away with murder and I am the bad guy...

Taking a photo of someone who you'd spent months trying to fire while he's shitting and clearly uncomfortable with his body isn't really "normal" humor even by O and A comedian friends standards let alone Rolands.

The cellar mafias sickest burn was saying someone has a pink t shirt, do you even know any of these bitches

This comment is so moronic and yet so fucking brilliant at the same time. It might be my all time favorite simply for recognizing the depravity of the people on this sub.

What is off limits? They've both said horrible things on air and survived but to think they could take that same persona off the air, on to twitter from 42nd street or to a toilet. What kind of idiocy does it take not to surround yourself with people who can prevent your ignorant decision making at that level?

Honestly Gregg Hughes wanted to get fired since the last deal. I'm betting he was making 500k down from the 3 mil a year deal and wanted the fuck out of the contract.

Fuck them and fuck us for being ignorant that our brand of humor or sadism isn't accepted in the outside world.

Laci Peterson's murder is not comedy topic. Connor Peterson's however, now that's a laugh riot.

I don't know if everyone has heard yet, but majestik6 was banned from r/television. Please post about it again just in case.

Bans are so annoying. I'm still butthurt about my ban from /r/news

Did you use the "M" word?

normal people don't think that Laci Peterson's murder is a comedy topic.

Then I don't want to be normal. Remember that Conner would be 14 now. Old enough to steal his mom's panties from the hamper.

Mama, deez for you!

And he hands her a bouquet of seaweed.

Out of the loop. Not even a fan really. Care to tell me what happened?

With Opie?? He filmed (or took pics) in the men's bathroom when Roland taking a dump, Roland went to HR to complain and Opie was shown the door.

Also if you are not a fan, Roland is a giant fat piece of shit.

That's why we love em

And if Ant had just stayed off his phone and came in to vent on the air, it would have been some great radio for sure, and Opie and Jim would have been able to veer him away from the very deep waters he got himself in on Twitter. The problem is that everyone could see that twitter rant, so soccer moms across the country were ready to take their minivans back to the dealer to get that awful smut box radio out of my transporter of precious childrens. If he had kept it to his audience it would have been just another day and now we might likely have the Ant and Jim show (with stupid sam on the board) that I think everyone would have preferred and personally I would still love to see. They still have chemistry on the podacast so hopefully, that's the next move, either Ant back at SXM or Jim at CM someday.

he problem is that everyone could see that twitter rant, so soccer moms across the country were ready to take their minivans back to the dealer to get that awful smut box racest radio out of my transporter of precious childrens.

Eh, it wasn't really that. The main reason he actually got fired is because some bored Gawker freelancer kept pestering Sirius for a comment all holiday weekend. It absolutely would have blown over if not for that. But obviously if it wasn't on twitter at all and was just on the air, nobody anywhere would have said anything about it.

Don't worry too even if he didn't get fired that day he would be soon for beating Dani

Right, but the people who read that Gawker shit are the soccer moms I was talking about, so that's exactly how it happened. Sirius wouldn't care if someone with no readers was pestering them, they had hundreds of nobody's calling for ants firing on twitter but only bent when that twat kept pestering and making more and more of the idiots think "sirius endorses a racist" and they could not lose the subscriptions of those middle America soccer moms.

A judge sentences Ellen to steer John Leguizamo's ship.

Anthony's always had nappy hair. That nappy headed ho.

I still dont know what the Opester did with a cell phone or taking a picture of whatever.

Roland taking a shit, yes really

That was Opie's big edgie moment lately? Oh boy...

When you're in the inner circle, things are gonna happen. sniff

And was using his DSLR not his phone

What high-cotton days for the b-b-boys. Recently signed to a surging satellite radio company that was still innovative and had not yet been sold to a glorified satellite FM programming service. Plus, most cell phones dind't have cameras or data connections yet.

• sigh * opie. The man always after the money shot.

Opie's desperate need to go viral and do something successful on his own has led to his downfall. Fitting for a untalented hack. I hope his personal life is next to go. I want to see him blowing the Romeo of the Railroad behind the Pathmark train tracks for his final curtain call.

I wanna we the fuck join the navy with lady di

i always thought hamburger duck car.

Ant with "The People's Eyebrow"

A great picture of an emu and frylock from aquateen hunger force

I was thinking Giraffe-neck and Ol' One eye.

So the worm wins in the end. Who had him in the office betting pool?

We all knew these old fuckers would do exactly what they do. I love them both .... but when you give a 65 year old a smart phone shits not gonna end well.

They're both fucking idiots. They lost a lot of fucking money over stupid shit. On the plus side they're both less than 20 years away from death and they should have plenty of money to get them there. Though for Anthony the time frame might be more like his preferred dating range and be between 10-15 years.

Ant will have liver failure from his constant drinking, and Opie will die from cholera when he eventually ingests feces

Didn't they gave Roland a prostate exam live on the air with the PalTalk camera in his face for reaction? And I think the boys and Louis CK were negotiating for like half an hour about the price. I'm glad opie got fired, because he will be able to actually do something with no restrictions now with Anthony. It was time. The show we all loved died with Patrice. It's time for a fresh start and I hope Jimmy comes to his senses and comes aroudn when his contract is up and join the boys. It's just sad how unfunny and depressing he has become. Everytime I hear something about him on my news feed I instantly think - Budd Dwyer.

Anthony looks like he should be starring in Invasion USA.

So he's had tits for a long time. Huh...

Just another thing Ant's wife was right about.

We're two guys whose women are high maintenance.

ME: the FAWKINN guy gave me two ELBOWS

Steve Jobs and Ben Franklin fucked them both out of gigs.

His tits were just nubs back then. But WTF is up with his neck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PcCiD43mVc

That photo was so much fun

Opie wanted to get fired. Why else would he be so extreeeeme!

Ant at least has a brand and is doing something with it.

This is too perfect for words

Is this the last gasp of all the Opie And Anthony bottom feeders? I have brought my family together to pray that this comes to pass.

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Ha & Ha.

I wanna we the fuck join the navy with lady di