The ballad of Opie and Linsi
52 2017-07-07 by porsalin
Lins: Really Gregg. Filming men in the bathroom. Who are you?
Opie: Leave it alone.
Lins: You're what - 54 years old now?
Opie: I said leave it alone!
Lins: How do you expect to put food on the table?
Opie: I'll figure it out
Lins: How?
Opie: Don't worry about it...
Lins: Well i am worried, Opie. This shit keeps happening and it's me and the kids who suffer!
Opie: Maybe if you supported me when Ant got fired we wouldn't be in this mess...
Lins: This again?!
Opie: I needed you that day Lins
Lins: Grow a pair Gregg!!
Opie: You made a whatever effort's all I'm saying.
Lins: What are you talking about?
Opie: I'm leaving you out of it. Simple as that. And I'll never talk to you about it.
Lins: Are you actually insane?
Opie: The truth is we're not that close anymore. Period.
Lins: I'm done. Oh, and by the way...I'M STILL FUCKING BAM!
Opie: fawken brootal...
11 comments
n/a Mod_Impersonator 2017-07-07
This part took me out of it, he's already got a nice pair.
n/a Anarox 2017-07-07
Bam! right in the lindsey
n/a Dre013 2017-07-07
Or...he goes on being a millionaire with a nice looking wife and gets another radio show while you fantasize about his life with unfunny dialogue.
n/a porsalin 2017-07-07
Hi sherrod
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-07-07
Congratulations on being the biggest faggot on reddit. Money and a six of a wife doesn't make one not a complete despicable cunt.
n/a Dre013 2017-07-07
He's a cunt because he angered your favorite radio personalities? So gay, so fat.
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-07-07
No, stupid. He's a cunt because he went from being an edgy, funny guy who pushed the limits to an old sellout queen who has all the edge of Fred Rogers.
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-07-07
No, stupid. He's a cunt because he has been a little teenage girl on the radio for years, unable to take a beating on a show that was all about giving beatings for comedic effect. Have you listened to the show?
And who did he anger that are my "favorite radio personalities"? Are you really that moronic?
Opie is, has been, and will continue to be shit, even if he gets another show, as you say. He failed when he did things on his own, before and after Anthony. So maybe you're the one guy who still wants to suck his morning zoo dick, don't expect to find anyone else in that line with you.
n/a Dre013 2017-07-07
Still horribly unfunny and gay. You're so angry about a defunct radio show that you listened to religiously that you hate one of the hosts. You asked to go to an old man party at the compound, didn't you?
If being a failure "racistpigeon" is being a millionaire with a nice looking wife, kids, and fame, I'm ok with that. Opie will get another show where he gets paid while you post angrily. #standwithant fatso.
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-07-07
You are so wrong on all accounts, it's not even worth continuing to point out.
n/a stinksskc 2017-07-07
Lmao YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU DUMB FUCK
n/a idamnedit 2017-07-07