He's on vacation this month.

What a shock.

Why would he ?

He barely remembers who Opie even is

Really? because he just had him locked out of the hallways a few months ago.

i once called security because a homeless person was at the entrance of our panera bread bothering the customers. I forgot about that incident up until now

Did you put a gag order om that bum too?

yes

Did that bum break into your office last month?

i dont have a studio

Are you Hoo Hoo? And was Opie the homeless man?

He mentioned Anthony because it was a news story. Gregg is just something he'll chuckle about privately.

He mentioned ant cause a caller asked him about it.

Hoo hoo, I invented getting fired, Fred.

I hope he does. After all, if an old Jew that loves to lay in a pile of cats rips you, you should kill yourself. Amirite?

Opie would be lucky to get an acknowledgement tweet from Bababooey

He's lookin for stray animals,so his mentally ill wife will fuck that goldmine.