Me: There is an idea of a OpieRaqio, some kind of attraction. What's that, Erock? subtraction? Oh abstraction right. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me (except at the start of every tweet), only an entity, in fact a pair of 34DD entitties, something illusory.

And though I can make believe I've never even heard of these John & Sam guys (we're not that close to be completely honest with you) and hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my heaving bosoms and feel those fleshy udders lactating, and maybe you can even sense our grapefruit road soda lifestyles are probably comparable, my show simply is not there. Sniff