Fez Whatley, back on Twitter for the first time in 8 years. Wonder what this is about.

487  2017-07-06 by misstheolddaysfan

269 comments

@Fezshitter makes me skeptical but I pray this is true.

It has 4.6k followers. Either real or a very dedicated impostor.

Good. All we need now is an official statement from Denny.

Denny just played this on '70s on 7. Is that official enough?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoyvvEWHodk

I Love it!

hahaha he's the fucking best.

Did he dedicate it? Please tell me he dedicated it.

It's real

It's him.

Anthony is a follower, make of that what you will.

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That's really Fez unless he gave his password away.

That's the real fez twitter, but im sure this is Ronnie's doing

From a bunker in Pinellas Park FL ,Fez Whatley has been playing the long game with secret lover Roland Campos to drop hammers on Opie's career.

Mission accomplished Big Cat.

Operation COOKIE is a success

We're not leaving until this goddamn cat says "cookie"

i live near pinellas park please no

So does he

I'll have you know Fezzy Marie wouldn't go near a slob like Roland. Everyone knows him and Shelby are truly happy together.

Proof: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wbXmBWN0AbQ/hqdefault.jpg

If there's one man who deserves to spike the ball and do an end zone dance over this, it is this man.

Come on now. Fez isn't THAT gay.

Oh literall bonniesretardedsister

That's the joke.

Comments disabled. I wonder why...

Probably to match the guys in the video

I love Fez and hate Opie but how did Fez win? He was forced out of his job years ago...

Was he forced out? I thought it was his decision because of all his mental health issues. They'd never force him out...that would be a HUGE lawsuit

I think he was forced out. His contract was up and the company (and Ron) didn't want him back. If you can't do your job, you can't do your job. The company's not at fault there.

Cmon of course that's what happened...

Don't know why this is downvoted. This is the most likely scenario.

Yeah, I mean if your name is in the title of the show, you're going to be expected to talk on at least a weekly basis.

He left on his own terms.

You might be being too literal here.

Forced out with the millions of dollars he'd been hoarding for years to go back home and live like a king.

God I love fezzie. I'd let him suck me and call me randy orton

I'd dress up like Ron Bennington and blow him like he always fantasized about.

R&F4VR

I toast my wine cooler to you, Queen Fezziwick!

Haha sweet

If this is the actual Todd Hillier today is the greatest day in the history of O&A/R&F. 🍻

Goddamn it really is.

I want it to be, but there another FezWhatley account, and @fezshittwr has exactly 5k followers, which I imagine is what happens if you buy some followers and have no actual ones.

Fezshitter was fez, he made a twitter account as part of a show bit where he only tweets when he shits. It lasted exactly one day.

Ah. My R&F listening was inconsistent, and by the time Dave was gone I rarely listened. Not that I like Dave that much, just he'd challenge Ron occasionally, and the others on there didn't seem to. I love Ron, but his too cool for the room shtick unchecked for 3 hours straight ... I'd rather listen to music.

Thanks for the insight into your mind, faggot.

I didn't realize it was only ok to bitch about Jim, Sam, Anthony, and Opie (not in that order of course). I'll make a note of it.

No, you can bitch about whoever. This is how you would improve your deep insight post.

Ah. My R&F listening was inconsistent, and by the time Dave was gone I rarely listened.

The rest of your post was self indulgent nonsense.

The great thing about the internet is that there's always somebody around to tell you what your problems are. It's a little like being married.

You're good. It's likely a lot of the lurkers who would downvote you for any hint of a seemingly dissenting opinion.

Go find another subreddit to share your diary entries.

Any suggestions or should I just look where you post?

It's ok to be a faggot, too

Of course it is. I mean I'm technically not, but what happens between a man and his DeWalt drill in a rest area stays between a man and his DeWalt drill in a rest area, right fellas?

Get a Milwaukee you fucking faggot! You can't have your dildo attachment stop spinning midway through boring out your asshole

I was talking about drilling a hole in the stall wall. God man, get your mind out of the gutter.

I actually have a Ryobi, so it's a good thing I'm straight.

no straight man owns a Ryobi. No gay man owns a Ryobi. That's a woman's tool.

Dave only ever challenged him in the most retarded ways where ronnie was clearly right almost all the time

Sure. It just seems like the guy after him (Pepper?) Rarely takes a differing point of view.

Toddy Boy done good.

I'm getting off the wagon for this one. Cheers to everyone

Sam Roberts liked it

Who care about that retard hes dopie jr in his best days

As much as I dislike Sam, the guy knows not to burn bridges, which is why Sam doesn't attack back. Unlike his mentor Opie who burn so many bridges to the point where no one feels bad for him getting fired for his crimes.

So now that's a good thing? Remember 2 weeks ago this sub was shitting on him because he kept interviewing nobody wrestlers with question supplied by WWE?

That still make him better than Opie though.

Youre a gay guy. Nailed ya.

Dopie xDXD!!!! MORTON! Comio! Hahahaaaa XD exdee.

I aim to please

Aim a gun to your head, queer.

BMW

This sub has the ear of every single one of those faggots. Amazing.

You know they read every last thread

We're their only fanbase. Who else knows who these people are? Ron and Fez were always sharper

2007-2008 ron & fez, just some of the best radio, ever. Masterclass in broadcasting.

That isn't Fez

You're actually wrong about that. Account was made for a bit back in the day

Sorry, could you repeat that please?

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Why was the account made?

Opie is no longing leading a public life

---HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---

Opie must be seething.

Fez rules.

On a scale from 1-10 how pathetic is it that, despite the fact that i'm broke lonely bald single and constantly sick from whiskey and cigarettes, this is one of the best days I've had in years?

10 being the most pathetic.

  1. I'm having the same day/life

despite the fact that i'm broke lonely bald single and constantly sick from whiskey and cigarettes, this is one of the best days I've had in years?

You mean "because of"

I guess he can add stupid to his list

vurrry good.

Seriously though, i'm having a shit week and everytime I feel really bad i say in my mind "at least i'm not opie right now" and it makes me feel a lot better.

Really you think you're doing better than him?

yea.

eww

Motherfucking long con. I love it.

The longest fucking con. Feel like making Fezzie cry again, Tits?

stand alone fruit

he stands alone...in victory

Can we fire up the power rankings right now? Fez Whatley #1 and it's not even close

roland and paul tie for second and wigger rich for third?

(((Scott Greenstein))) needs to be up there

Scott Shitstain needs a fuckn stroke.

Somewhere fez is lighting a cigar with a pack of w.o.w. Matches from when him and opie first met

HAHA

And he's gonna ash the cigar into a sparkling white Toots Shor ashtray

His like to followers ratio on this tweet compared to Opies lol.

How was Fez involved with this again? My memory is hazy.

Linger longerrrrrr

He took shots at Opie during a hypnotism bit.

Then Opie shot back during the long saga that was Fez's departure.

In which Fez coined the (sniper-accurate) phrase "Opie needs His Guys"

Was this the "hashtag opie radio" stuff?

There you go

Strong, confident Fez Whatley.

Could I get a brief summary of why Fez ended up MIA for so long? I was never an R&F follower and don't really know his deal.

When O&A were hired by XM they had this idea of handing out 'golden tickets' to terrestrial broadcasters. Ron and Fez were the only ones that took the bait. After being on their channel for a few years, Opie got uncomfortable with sharing the limelight and banished Ron and Fez to another channel. There was some talk that he tried to get rid of them entirely. Fez "retired" a few years ago and Ron Bennington replaced him with his own daughter.

I think Opie is a piece of shit, but even I didn't know he was that much of a piece of shit.

He was always so nice to Ronnie though. I don't know if I believe that, not because I think well of Opie but because I doubt Stupid Opie's ability to lie about such things.

I don't know about trying to get rid of them, but I think when Anthony had a free TACS to air dirty laundry, he said that it was Opie who wanted them moved to the other channel.

Fair enough. I think I remember this.

Did Howard boot Bubba the Love Sponge off his channel before this happened? I need to know.

I think so, I think Bubba was only on for a year.

Ahh gotcha, I wasn't sure. I was just curious if this was a "Opie copying Howard" thing.

Blubber was on for two years originally 06-07. When his contract came up for renewal in 08, Sirius offered him much less money because they were in serious pun intended financial trouble. He threw a fit and signed a deal with a terrestrial station in Tampa. Not long after in 08, he cut a deal for much less money for Sirius to simulcast like O&A did with FreeFm his terrestrial show and then do an hour of live Sirius programming afterwards. I think that lasted a year and some other things had happened * one was he got sirius sued by that porn chick* and Sirius offered him even less or didn't offer a return.

They also worked with Ron and Fez at WNEW until Sex for Sam got them canned and they flipped the entire station not too long afterwards.

Fez is the man. He should go to a wrestling show to celebrate. Or at least beat off to Orton.

The big cat always gets the last laugh

That was beautiful

Opie, Rest In Piss

Goodfellas poster with Fez, Roland and Paul?

God bless Fez.

I hope that, somehow, this leads to him doing a phoner with Ronnie B.

Just wait until you realize that all the "fan" parody twitter accounts are Ronnie B alts he uses anonymously and also half the people here are Ron alts

Fuck all you twitter responders.

Not really Fez, but loads of fun

Faker than a talking cat, but more enjoyable than a lettuce wrap

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WE HEARD YOU!!!

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Wait, what's that? Your phone was breaking up.

What'd he say?

" The sherif is a nigger."

After years of silence, he upstages Opie with a single tweet from a long-dormant twitter account.

Ron and Fez - noon to three

God bless the other half a Hulk face

A guy he hated got fired for something he had nothing to do with several years after he got canned for not talking enough. That is some serious winning.

This alone is my most favorite thing to come out of his firing, and theres a lot of things I am enjoying too.

It's not a complete victory until Fez has taken the man's radio slot. Finish the job Whatley.

this is beyond incredible

Fez is by far my favorite radio host in history. We love you Fez/Todd(: . He is the only person I would pay money to listen to of all the sirus xm host.

What's the backstory to Fez and Opie?

Opie sort of used to project his own mental illness onto fez. Fez was sort of crazy but Opie would always get really pissed of at recordings of fez acting crazy to an almost irrational degree and it was clearly just his own self hatred over his own mental illness he is lashing out against. He basically always bullied and insulted fez on the o and a show

amazing

I-CHI-BAN! Cookie? Cookie?

I wish they were acorns Big Cat.

I was wondering what Dr. Evil was up to

What kind of LARPing faggot would pretend that this is actually Fez?

I stopped listening to O&A and R&F years ago when my XM radio wasn't Sirius compatible. Can somebody explain to me why Fez dislikes Opie?

It's all good radio if you have the time to listen but there doesn't seem to be a full segment, just links.

If I remember correctly though, Opie would constantly bitch about Fez not pulling his weight by not talking. He blamed it on the fact that Fez was crazy "and I've dealt with enough crazy" but in the end he was most likely just jealous of everyone's love of Fez and his relative success because he's got talent. Supposedly Opie was the main proponent of R&F being moved off of the channel as well. So Fez had no qualms about talking shit on Opie in a supposedly friendly feud. "Fez beats up Opie" on that list is a good one.

Opie kept taking shots at him right before Fez retired. Called him crazy like Opies mother. It got so bad that Jim stuck up for Fez and pitched the Fez and Jim show also known as the Jiz show.

This is the best day ever

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fezzie called it after Opie sexually harassed him back in '06 - [I'm here - Fez Whatley - survivor, fucko list is where you're at at 51:54

roland and paul tie for second and wigger rich for third?

The longest fucking con. Feel like making Fezzie cry again, Tits?

I guess he can add stupid to his list

2007-2008 ron & fez, just some of the best radio, ever. Masterclass in broadcasting.

vurrry good.

Seriously though, i'm having a shit week and everytime I feel really bad i say in my mind "at least i'm not opie right now" and it makes me feel a lot better.

WE HEARD YOU!!!

Its from an old bit

Yes, and the someone from the Ron and Fez camp is Fez.