I was just out enjoying the 4th of July, picked up a hitchhiker and then my goddamn truck stalled and suddenly parents are yelling. "Hey Paul why is our son in your truck? What's that all over his face?" Goddammit I dunno! The boy just wanted a ride I don't know how he got that frosting on his face! Double A MCO my ass. Goddamn crooks!

http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/07/06/kidnappers-truck-stalls-abducted-6-year-old-boy-front-seat