Just woke up to the news.

23  2017-07-06 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

Had to check I wasn't still dreaming. What a time to be alive.

It's like I'm a child again and I got a surprise Christmas where Santa brought be a dead radio show.

15 comments

n/a  Dennyislife 2017-07-06

I knocked 30 seconds off my personal best on my morning run simply because I knew Opie was gone.

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-07-06

I knocked 30 seconds of my wanking PB.

n/a  puppy_action_team 2017-07-06

So you're down to 1 second now?

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-07-06

If I can do it without touching it does that count as negative seconds?

n/a  puppy_action_team 2017-07-06

You made me think, can that actually be done?

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-07-06

Well I've got a lot of free time now that I won't be able to listen to a show I never listened to so I will let you know, friend.

n/a  RabboRibbo 2017-07-06

So you think it's real?

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-07-06

I hope so.

n/a  NumeroOtto 2017-07-06

Since about 9am yesterday I've been skipping around town whistling "don't steal my sunshine"

n/a  EncinoEscobar 2017-07-06

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer"

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-07-06

That's really poignant.

Reminds me of this one, possibly Aristotle?

"Me: I've been doing this radio thing since I was 18 and all now it's all over cuz of some dumb joke where I made believe I was a weirdo who took naked bathroom pictures of my colleagues. All I've got to show for it is a water-head and a pair of ripe, juicy melons. Burp."

n/a  EncinoEscobar 2017-07-06

In 2000 years Opie will be the new Atlantis, people will question if the fat titted zilch existed or he's just a metaphor for cuckoldry.

n/a  Steamer1000 2017-07-06

We still have Jason Ellis.

n/a  Doc_McCoy79 2017-07-06

These are great days we're livin, bros. We're jolly green giants, with radios.

n/a  Billyassman 2017-07-06

Stop the Kratom