I feel bad for Opie

30  2017-07-06 by jaimieand87

Stuck with all those JAZZ IT UP shirts

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you know the story where pablo escobar and family are on the run and the only thing they had to keep the fire going in their hideout was thousands of dollar bills so he burned about 2 million dollars? Opie has big tits

Those things are all just going to end up being cum rags for Bam Margera in the end.

"I just want to tell you, I'm the one who was supposed to take care of everything. I'm the one who was supposed to make everything okay for everybody. It just didn't work out like that. And I left. I left you. You never did anything wrong. I used to try to forget about you. I used to try to pretend that you didn't exist, but I can't. You're my girl. You're my little girl. And now, I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone. I just don't want you to hate me."

If he gets sued into oblivion it would be icing on an already delicious cake.