Ding Dong the Tits is Dead!

412  2017-07-06 by Bibimbap4211

234 comments

Womp wow

He also isn't listed in "hosts" or "shows". It's real Boys.

No replays too.

I'm all for focusing my hate towards Covino and Rich if Opie is really out.

I can easily not hate them in addition to not listening to them.

Still better than that kangaroo fucker.

They really should become the next target. They are god fucking awful.

Yip

I vote Ellis to be the focus of our autism

Ok

Simple as that lol

Agreed.

Is that like a pizza joint or something?

I dunno but I'm guessing they probably have children locked up in their basement .

Don't forget about Gavin McInnes and his army of Proud Boys

Gentlemen, today is our Independence Day, but his downward spiral to obscurity is just beginning. He will make vain attempts to stay relevant through twitter and gay viral videos that fail miserably. Let's not relent with our hate. Let's make a promise to ourselves that we will still be united in our hatred for him all the way until his last ember has fizzled out.

I really hope he tries to create a podcast network bahaha.

I would watch it

He told someone on twitter this weekend he was.

The Turdist

Hardcore Mammaries

Bam Pound Media

Queerwolf

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you'll be hearing from Sherrod again for sure. probably on comedy central's iteration of 'Race Wars'

lol "Opie-XL"

...coz he has tits

pops 🍾

Congratulations gentlemen! But the war is not over. We still need a divorce followed by a suicide and then... we will have truly won.

He deserves worse IMO.

At the very least, I want some embarrassing newspaper articles. Only a few in shitty rags though. Enough to show up if someone happens to search his name but not enough to make him think people care about him

I will not declare victory until each and every pecka on this sub has shot cum into Lynsi Hughes.

Based on her track record you are probably 50% there.

Ya. Me and her we got it on.. If ya know what I mean.

spot on because everyone in this sub most likely looks like chris Farley and does actually drive a bus

Drive a bus?I wish!

No you didn't .

Leave it alone.

are u saying she rode the cock carousel and then when it was time to settle down, roped in a slope-breasted beta provider to spit out a few retards with, Hudson and Nile.

Her name is Lennon.

No thanks, she fucked Gregg Hughes at least once, and she's a fucking six besides.

There is still Jason "I love my daddy's peckah" Ellis

We haven't forgotten the next target for extermination.

He's just too whiny

And boring. He's just a tryhard faggot who just discovered homosexuality and thinks he made a land mark discovery. The good news is he goes to rest stops to fuck strangers, so hopefully he'll get James Jordan'ed.

Jews?

His wife is starting to realize she is married to just an old clown now and not a famouse hip radio star.

Divorce Rape is in Opie's future. Does this turd burglar think he was going to grow old with a women 25 years younger than him? what with today's divorce laws (toss a kid or two into the math and now we are really talking) they way they are and the female nature and monkey branch culture.

Give it a few more years until the kids are a bit older and she will grow tired and bored of Slopie ( cuz his breasts slope) she will realize she has access to half of his assets. Opie will be back in huntington, bar-backing at FH rileys and spinning classic rock 2am-3 am on CW post radio in 5 years, tops.

Not starting. She knew from the beginning but went with it for the $ and easy life controlling someone who admitted to "falling in love on the first kiss". She played him for a new life and will take everything in the divorce, especially since they have kids.

I just hope one day, he is relegated to ESD's old aging stubtboy

during a previous drama, when asked if she was upset, Lynsi said to Bonnie "I'll get the maid to wipe my tears", I interpret that as "screw that dickhead, I got plenty cash now!" (I posted this elsewhere, but forgive me, I'm giddy today)

If Opie truly got canned then the divorce is imminent. His wife isn't going to stick around when there's no bread coming in, that's for sure. She'll go back to fucking junkie skateboarders.

God how happy would it make me if she married Roland.
"I own all your money now and fuck your wife *YEEEEEHEEEHEEHEEEE!!!"

I don't even think Roland would do that. He would probably just drag her around to all of the new restaurants without so much as laying a hand on her in that way. I think that would be even more frustrating.

I was hoping for a triple murder/suicide.

The kids ditching their last name Hughes would fit nice between the divorce and suicide

Swoot

idk, maybe he's just moving to another channel. I'll believe it once he starts doing beach messages or aquarium videos again.

I want to believe, but you are all animals so...

Sam has usurped his master.

I don't know what usurped means but if it's "anally raped" then I agree.

Opie watched what Sam did to Scorch, but was too dumb to take note

OK, I'm starting to get vurry excited

I'm scared.

Is this really it!?

Someone tweet that faggot and get a cryptic video.

This is lit

LOL, read his response to Opie.

Also his tweet to Edgar Wright ooof.

Poor Dave will have a terrible Thursday.

That should make it match the rest of his terrible life.

It takes one picture to realize that white aryan master race is as batshit crazy of an ideology as the rest of them.

That mug is full of cyanide.

wait so its not just cause he's on break? it's really over?

Christmas October came early this year, gentlemen.

You know... there's something about the fall season, the weather, the mood.. I was looking forward to this as gift to coincide with that this October.

This might be SiriusXM's M.O. If they don't want to re-sign a guy in October, they find an excuse to fire them in July.

Look at his twitter feed. I don't see any mention of siriusxm. Was there before?

opieradio never had sxm mentioned

I got a trial on my house!

Good time to take a vacation on your co hosts 3 year anniversary firing dumbass.

Think about how severe all of this recent stuff is...

  • Roland, who has mental issues, was sexually harassed at work by his boss. HR is involved.

  • Possible lawsuit concerning said harassment. Company may be to blame.

  • Harasser has history of disparaging management and the company publicly, even recently encouraged his listeners to cancel their subscription

  • Loss of popularity over his show

  • Producer quitting live on the air and possibly going to HR over feeling bullied and victimized by his direct boss.

  • Employee also has major problems with every other host on his channel and was actively discouraging guests from appearing on other SIRIUS XM programs

He's fucked. Literally everything suggests he's going to get the axe because it's the safe move at this point. Anyone in denial is retarded.

Not to mention he trespassed into howard's area against the strict guidelines of SXM, showing a continuous disregard and disrespect of his employers

Also don't forget that he offers absolutely nothing to the company as an on air radio talent.

Not to mention he trespassed into radio against the strict guidelines of broadcasting, showing a continuous disregard and disrespect of any listeners with ears

And his terrible treatment of kind octogenarian Dennis Falcon.

so in 3 strikes and your out kind of deal, he already had 2 strikes? And this last thing became the end for him?

Yep....and don't forget busting into Howard's studio and the "Waiting for Howard" video.

Going after Paul for talking to HR probably killed him

Link to this please? I didn't hear anything after Paul left the show.

I mean what he said on air that made Paul leave. Retaliating against him for speaking up for Roland

ha, well in that instance I don't think Paul had ever gone to HR, although he probably did afterward. that's why I thought there was something else out there.

Oh I thought Gregg implied HR talked to Paul when they were looking into the Roland thing. Speculate Speculate speculate

that's very possible.

Is there audio of the producer quitting?

Let's also not forget that he has tits.

ME: That's the bit!

Wait, what happened? Really?

how long ago did he film Roland on the toilet? Was it all over with & then the dummy brought it up on the air?

Also, intimidating and shaming an employee on-air for complying honestly with HR about misconduct.

It's the smart move. Wiki was always smarter.

Don't forget violation of dress code from flashing his mammaries everywhere he walks

I've gotten my hopes up before. Until there is official word, I refuse to get excited.

The excitement is the best part whether it's true or not. No one listens to him anyway.

It's just like fantasizing about how you'll spend your millions after buying a lotto ticket

Fucking right around July 4th again?

Wait what is faction talk?

Radio cancer.

"I’ve fawkin’ seen things you haters wouldn’t believe…Roland’s cock and balls on the toilet. I watched Patrice laugh his ass off near Bobo’s dick. All those moments will be lost in time, like hammers in the sand." sniff

I logged in specifically to upvote this

No one cares faggot

He's right you know.

That's beautiful

"Let me tell you about my mother..."

He's gonna join Ant it's obvious. Wouldn't be surprised if this whole bathroom thingy was planned.

Remember Opie also "planned" the whole firing from WAAF over the Mayor Menino April Fools Day Prank. Yeah right.

He's gonna join Ant it's obvious.

Is it?

Yes. He wouldn't have shot one his stupid Opie's eye videos inside Ant's studio a few months ago if something wasn't in the works. Also both of their careers are dying very quickly and joining together will help them some even though they both suck now.

You seriously think he orchestrated harassment resulting in disciplinary action and a producer quitting live on air 3 months before the end of his contract so that he could go and join a failing podcast network? He's done a bunch of vague shit to make it sound like he's joining Ant but I haven't seen a single thing from Ant that makes me believe he'd be interested in having Opie on his network.

Yes. He knew he would be fired soon. There's been hints from Ant too.

Has there?

Yeah I can't think of any links but there's been some. Opie meeting with Keith the cop was big too. Ant's silence on all current events speaks volumes too.

Does it?

You're fawkin funny! Dvv

Am I?

No

Has there?

Yes

Ant is so afraid of confrontation that if Opie asked for a job, he might just say yes. Lest we forget that this is a man who gave Mike Finoia a show.

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Is it?

Fred "inside man with the info , fat cocksucker , scumfuck " from Brooklyn ....already let it slip let's not forget I know the cunt of a man Opie is going to compound getting a piece of the company doing mornings with a once a week Opie and ant show ... You heard it here first you cunts

He's gonna join Ant it's obvious.

Is it?

Please let this be true.

I guess God needed somebody better on his station

How's that feel, fucker?

Somewhere Jim Norton is enjoying a nice glass of sparkling apple cider and wigger rich is furiously writing his victory rap.

Let's not get crazy; Jim Norton avoids sparkling apple cider in fear of relapsing and too many empty calories.

Don't worry.
It's code for fermented piss.

"Fermented"... Is that code for liquid distilled through a pre-op trans?

I want opie to end up in a box under a bridge swallowing hot meals for crack money.

just admit your gay already man

Is it that obvious??

It's depressing for Opie how we're the only people that care

Was Covino & Rich in that slot before?

wtf i love sirius now

Almost 3 years to the day of Anthony's firing...finally a reason to celebrate! FAWK YEAH!

I'm so proud of every one of you motherfuckers.

Does that make me a proud boy? 😳

Let's reconsider, guys. Do we really want to go there? I mean, do we really want to go there? Maybe we should just leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone. This guy don't play, he don't play.

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON lets see what Snowwwwwayyyyy has to say about this!

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I won't be happy until he's dead.

This is the greatest day in broadcasting history!!! I'm absolutely crying right now!!

Can we please bring Bennington back to the channel at a reasonable time and send that overcompensating faggot g'day mate mother Fucker somewhere else?

Benington, aka My Fat Daughter Needed a Job, is fucking awful.

My fat, flagrantly racist daughter who I tried to rape*

I think Gail is a cutie

He's the best interviewer on Sirius and you fucking know it. Fat daughter's still better than that other child he used to have to carry around.

He's a shadow of his former self.

"Call in with your favorite places to eat."

"Call in with your favorite bands."

"Edgar Wright, Edgar Wright, Edgar Wright."

And Gail is nowhere near Fez Whatley. How dare you, sir?

Even when Fez "lost it" the best shows revolved around him. Gail Bennington is ear poison. "Cake Horn" alone when Ron and Fez was winding down is more memorable and funnier than anything Gail's ever been apart of, especially if you exclude her dad roofying her when she was ten.

Fair enough.

Won't matter if Gail is still tied to the show.

Bennington is worse than Opie Radio.

Respectfully disagree.

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No mention of SXM on his Twitter feed or web site either.

holy fuck, we can all go home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvXm5HuR72k

Should we start a gofundme for the fat tongued retard, the lesbian, and zany hat guy?

An Unfortunate Titshap

I'll donate some grape soda, Green Acres on DVD, and a couple zany cat shirts.

Tssst those items correspond respectively to the three men in question.

YYYYOOUURRRREEEEEE FIiiired!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBJN0StppnM

I honestly hope no one at SIRIUS is going to tell Opie until he is set to return from vacation. Just so that idiot can spend the last few days of vaca speculating.

He probably found out about it here.

GOODNESS GRACIOUS! Of all the dramatic things I've evah seen! And the look on Jim Norton's face, HE KNEW!

Opie Hughes is in Anthony Cumia's box.

Probably.

This sub has no effect on anyone's lives :))

My life feels so empty now.

I want Scorch to replace Opie more than I want my dick to keep getting hard.

Someone with skills should photoshop a Zero Dark Titty poster.

Faaawkkin haaaaters

Check out the empty time slots mahhhn!

Time to dust off the old Spuds Buckley costume.

I was just trying to film someone making Fudgie Wudgie bars. Leave it AlOOneE!

Jim Norton better stay away from social media and Sirius XM around 4th of July

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My work here is done, now back to my home planet.

You can thank me, I fired him!

I want to believe, but he could be moving to another channel...

Your candle burned out long before you filmed Roland take a shit.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/ab213beb06152c1193522a6b25ea97b7/tumblr_inline_o3ltalbDHj1u3pjos_250.png

Fifteen years ago, he was front page news when he got fired

In 2017, we're the only ones that care

Good bye flabby tits, though we never, liked yoooooou at aaaaall....

I'm HOWLING!!!

Future historians will visit this thread when chronicling these events.

Peckas.

In my mind, the higher-up's at Sirius listened to the new Opie Radio diss ("Creep"), and based their decision to fire tits on that song.

And like that burp he was gone

Lynsi: Where you going hunny?

ME: I'm going to the fawkin aquarium.

I scoured this looking for the words "Vos" or "pecka". This is too good to be true

I always just assumed Opie wouldn't get his contract extended, and we'd get a final week of him losing his mind and burning bridges, before being escorted from the building by security.

It's beautiful that instead, he just went to the beach to sip apple-tini's and they changed the locks.

His next Twitter video is going to have horrifying similarities to "Eraserhead".

They Comey'd him.

My only regret is that we won't get a shot of him sniffing as he's putting his personal effects from his office in a box (it's always the same, sad box), because they took his office away last year.

Rumour has it Opie isn't too fussed about his show getting canned just as long as he gets to keep his replay...

Buh- but how would that work?

Holy shit, I thought this day would never come. We did it, Reddit.

What has happened? I've missed all of this

I guess Vic is going to ask for over time at the butcher and Sherrod is going to have to put more hours in at the Bronx zoo.

This is a sad day for all.

dassazoodoe

I already miss him.

I hope Bam's kids are going to be okay

Management loves the direction of the new Wigger Rich diss tracks.

He has become all the things he would talk shit about. I listened to the Elvis/jv radio fight and he ended up being all the things he's was talking shit about. " I'll never do afternoons.". Oh yeah?

We've been working towards this day for so long and now that it's here j don't know what to do.

Your mom's box

And on a beach somewhere along the east coast there are grapefruit flavored beer bottles scattered about.

check out the empty programming slots, maaaaaaannnn

There is a lot of peckas in here today. I wonder why?

I have a bad feeling he's just getting moved to another channel.

I'd hate to see Tits land on his feet. Or nips.

he already changed his twitter bio, yet he wont tell his "Fans" that he was canned

We got him guys! He has to retire as a multi millionaire with a hit wife at age 53. Booooom ! Eat it Opie!! We won!!

The wife goes as the money goes.

And with 2 expensive homes the money wont last

If you're drooling over a six, you haven't won anything.

We're all crushing 9's so it doesnt really matter.

I was writing on the sand falalala Thick tongued cohost falalala Peeking on the elephant falalala Grapefruit beer on hand falalala

Gentlemen, it's been an honor watching this idiot implode with you.

Your moms box! Am I right gang?

Good luck, bro!

YEAAAHHHH

Better watch out, with all that experience he'll make assistant manager at Panera bread in no time.

Now what am I going to do? This is all I had.

Who is there to go after now?

Nobody, hence will be the downfall of this page, once we run out of targets we will rip each other apart.

We did it, we sunk the ship. "Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight."

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Its going to be Sherrod in the Afternoons with Vic I am calling it.

Ok

We haven't forgotten the next target for extermination.

Is it that obvious??

I logged in specifically to upvote this

Agreed.

dassazoodoe

That's beautiful

Fair enough.

"Let me tell you about my mother..."