When Opie's comedians get their SXM paycheck

85  2017-07-05 by porsalin

20 comments

So I got my shoe in her snatch and the maid walks in.

That was Paul in the background not laughing.

Sirius doesn't pay them. Opie pays them out of his pocket.

holy fuck seriously? I thought he might have gotten some extra in his contract for rotating co-hosts but if he's paying them out of pocket that's tragic. He's taking food out his kids mouths to give to sherrod.

His daughter can afford to share some pennies with Sherrod.

Yeah I think that's correct.

That's how Howard does it, he's copying him.

TBH, if I could pay someone $25 an hour to do my job while I collected the pay check, that sounds like a great deal.

Sirius overpays him a lot, so I don't doubt he was desperate for a crutch.

Opie got a 95-pound mole removed from his tits.

OH! That's somebody's husband!

Reminder: that retard Opie thinks Tony died from a sudden heart attack.

That actually would have been a good ending to the series--Tony and his family meet at the diner then he faceplants into his spaghetti, dead from his own gluttony.

LYNSI:"They go around complimenting you on your new shoes, tell you you're not going bald. Do you think they really care? You're the boss! They're scared of you!"

ME: sniff

That is the most accurate clip you could've chosen.

Thats a pretty accurate comment yourself bud

Sherrod puts all his money in a shinebox

Starring Robert Loggia AS 'Feech' LaManna PLAYING Paul O.

FFS I'm late to everything!!!

My apologies for totally Schumering this...

Anthony is Vito

Does that make Sue Johnny Cakes?

Opie never had the makings of a drive time radio jock.