Is that monster in the back Bridget from Big Amy's hog posse?

It's actually the human model of Shrek.

I hope there are multiple incidents of people firing guns in the theater to protest this movie just like that brave soul did with trainwrecked.

Don't you mean "Momedy"?

Opie fap material.

Amy looks good. Has she been working out?

I'm starting to think Chris Farley didn't die he just transitioned very poorly into a woman.

I agree.

The one on the left looks like an 80s WCW wrestler.

I agree. [02:18]

Wacky!™

And Bad Mom's Christmas is also coming out. What a time to be alive!

stupid lazy freaking Hollywood

A few thoughts:

Molly Shannon is underrated and it's a shame she took this shitty role. (Hope she got paid.)

(((Judy Gold))) must be livid that she didn't score the role played by the whale in the blue dress.

Time for the girls to get their freak on, ammirite?

What the hell else was molly Shannon going to do?

Make Superstar 2?

Women are such nerds. Let me guess the premise: It's like sooooo hard being a woman and a mom! Being a white suburban mom is like totes the hardest job on the planet! I can't even! You know what we need? GIIIIRRRRRLLLLSSS NIIIIGGHHHHTTTT!!!!

Blah blah blah, girls get drunk, The Fat One does a bunch of guy humor ("MY PUSSY and I love DICKS!" x a lot), the main character falls in love with a guy with abs, he takes off his shirt, she swoons over said abs, they fuck, the day is saved, and we all learn an important lesson: it's OKAY to be a mom and fuck a gorgeous guy with abs!

Now let's break out the chardonnay and get our cycles in sync!

cue uplifting pop song by some fag band like Maroon 5 or Ed Sheeran

Yes, but you miss the ending scene where the fat one falls down the stairs and punctures her uterus on the bottom railing, inducing a liquidy miscarriage.

*grandmothers