jimmy damn near friendzones himself

How could they not friend zone him? Don't you know how dark his past was?!

Jimmy actually friendzones the girls.

Lauren of course. Also he friend zones himself. I'm a recovering "nice guy" so I know all about pussy behavior.

Helpful book and I'm completely serious

Fuck that, you need to read a A Guy's Guide to Being a Man's Man.

Oh, I've read A Man's Manual to Being a Guy's Guy I'll check yours out too

If jimmy threatened to ban Mary Jean from his show if she did not suck his peckah she would drop straight on her knees and slurp away. FACTS!

He's their hag fag.