Extremely offended American: 'Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me right now?'
Your dumb country would be better off being ruled by GREAT Britain. But some say it covertly is ... Take your thanksgiving 4th of July hanky panky as fuck off!
Your dumb country would be better off being rules by GREAT Britain
We actually were at one point (not many people know this), but they didn't have their shit together and they got their ass handed to them by a colonial civilian militia. That's actually a pretty big part of what we were celebrating.
Good luck with the whole Brexit thing -- I hear that's going swimmingly.
Who are a world super power. Nobody has shit on us, you all suck our culture's dick but act jealous because you output very little compared to us. Were fat, yes, but we are significantly better than you so it really just makes you look even worse...
Enjoy the comfort and security my government affords you. Better watch what you say though, you're probably from a country where you can be sent to jail for being a cunt on the internet..
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n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-07-04
If your country's get overrun, you can come be my butler. Minimal buttstuff required.
n/a OsloJimmy 2017-07-04
If fucking another man in ass makes me gay, then I'm gay.
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-07-04
Same but if the man receives an ass fucking.
n/a zenicaone 2017-07-04
as a proud gay non-American ...
god'ameeeet god'ameeeet I thought I had a funny line.
Turns out I just admited I'm faggot, for no reason.
Mods, edit this reply out.
n/a DickAction 2017-07-04
As a proud, kind of gay American I have no idea what you're talking about you Limey queer.
n/a zenicaone 2017-07-04
I swear I had a good joke about fireworks being gay or something, but then I gagged on this huge bwc I was sucking, and I lost it.
n/a DickAction 2017-07-04
Now I'm hard. PM me pics, sweetie. :)
n/a zenicaone 2017-07-04
what? like for free?
lol I am selling those for big bucks-
and only to finest clientele.
n/a DickAction 2017-07-04
Oh well. I guess I'm out.
n/a sjeffiesjeff 2017-07-04
/r/opieandanthony is a safe haven for homosexuals
n/a Anarox 2017-07-04
/r/Opieandanthony cares
🎶 in the arms of an angel 🎶
n/a loginlogan7 2017-07-04
Extremely offended American: 'Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me right now?'
n/a white_hispanic 2017-07-04
Why does everyone in your country want tips for everything?
n/a late_50s_why 2017-07-04
When the menu says McMuffin is a dollar I expect to pay 1$ fucking bitches getting all upset not getting tips
n/a TobyTheRobot 2017-07-04
Nobody tips at McDonald's, even in America.
An egg mcmuffin costs more than a dollar.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-07-04
McMuffin is on the dollar menu bitch
And you are probably been getting booger McMuffin
n/a sjeffiesjeff 2017-07-04
Because they don't want to pay their employees, they want the customer to do it.
n/a zenicaone 2017-07-04
brilliant - we should start doing this in Europe
n/a loginlogan7 2017-07-04
Your dumb country would be better off being ruled by GREAT Britain. But some say it covertly is ... Take your thanksgiving 4th of July hanky panky as fuck off!
n/a TobyTheRobot 2017-07-04
We actually were at one point (not many people know this), but they didn't have their shit together and they got their ass handed to them by a colonial civilian militia. That's actually a pretty big part of what we were celebrating.
Good luck with the whole Brexit thing -- I hear that's going swimmingly.
n/a DickSlit 2017-07-04
Fucking. Burn!
n/a Mintyfresh03 2017-07-04
Americans are a lazy fat fucks
n/a DickSlit 2017-07-04
Who are a world super power. Nobody has shit on us, you all suck our culture's dick but act jealous because you output very little compared to us. Were fat, yes, but we are significantly better than you so it really just makes you look even worse...
n/a Mintyfresh03 2017-07-04
Typing this on your Cheeto dust fingers from your mothers basement with your mobility scooters charging
n/a KangolVos 2017-07-04
So?!
n/a Mintyfresh03 2017-07-04
Fat people are the scum of the earth. Need to be rounded up in concentration camps
n/a DickSlit 2017-07-04
Enjoy the comfort and security my government affords you. Better watch what you say though, you're probably from a country where you can be sent to jail for being a cunt on the internet..
n/a Mintyfresh03 2017-07-04
You don't do shit, your a leech on your own government
n/a DickSlit 2017-07-04
No, I'm not actually.
n/a Suvario 2017-07-04
Remind me again how many weeks of vacation you proud Americans living in the best country in the world get?
n/a KangolVos 2017-07-04
I uses to get 3.33 hours per pay period. After a year it went up to 3.6 hours. Not bad.
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-07-04
Same but if the man receives an ass fucking.
n/a TobyTheRobot 2017-07-04
Nobody tips at McDonald's, even in America.
An egg mcmuffin costs more than a dollar.