r/opieandanthony: FACT: Opie filmed Roland shitting without his consent (a sex crime)

FACT: Opie filmed Roland shitting without his consent (a sex crime)

172 2017-07-04 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

Lack of a sense of humor made Opie think this was funny. Opie wanted to post it to social media and Roland had to beg him not to.

Then he got mad at Roland for going to HR, and Paul for not having his back. Opie is a narcissist, and a pervert for filming Roland shitting. Who gets off on a video of Roland shitting?

63 comments

n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-07-04

I can't wait for the Law & Order: SVU episode based on this.

n/a thrillated 2017-07-04

As the judge's gavel comes down repeatedly and in slow motion, a crying Gregg Hughes is seen in hysterics across the judge's podium. Hughes' lawyer Dominic Barbara tries to explain away the situation to Hughes, but it's clear it's all too late for them. 10 years in the clink for filming a co-worker defecating the previous day's cronuts.

Hughes (through his tears): but your honor, I did nothing wrong. It was all in good fun, I was just trying to do tha bit.

Judge: I'm sorry mister Hughes, but I have to discipline you for what you have done to Rolando Campos.

The judge stands up from his seat, on his way to his office he turns back for a moment

Judge: word of advice Mr Hughes, next time you want to do something similar, you should just leave it alone.

n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-07-04

Vurry good.

n/a thrillated 2017-07-04

Thank you, sweetie.

n/a theropers 2017-07-04

Not bad but also not worth the effort.

n/a thrillated 2017-07-04

Thank you professor, I'll try better next time.

n/a SkepticSloth 2017-07-04

Man, you blew a golden "Your mom's box" moment.

n/a thrillated 2017-07-04

Faaaawwwk!

n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-07-04

Shitting Victims Unit

n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-07-04

http://imgur.com/a/TSsyO

n/a OsloJimmy 2017-07-04

If filmed for the purpose of sexual gratification, then a sex crime. If filmed in a lame attempt at humor, then an invasion of privacy, but not a sex crime.

nonetheless, Opie is a fucking freak who should be fired

n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-07-04

He filmed Roland's penis and butthole. Sex crime.

n/a SmoothBoules 2017-07-04

More like a crime against humanity.

n/a BabyJamesGomez 2017-07-04

I'm willing to batch to the tape in a deposition if that helps Opie get locked up.

n/a SueLightningsPenis 2017-07-04

So can I rape your ass if I'm not turned on by it, I just think it'd be funny?

n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-04

Yes please.

n/a late_50s_why 2017-07-04

Anthony just wanted Sue's semen up his ass for the lolz

n/a CommanderCock 2017-07-04

It's just a prank, bro.

n/a SueLightningsPenis 2017-07-04

From what I've read on /r/opieandanthony, which all jokes aside is probably a fairly strong authority on "sex crime" laws, all of this is above board as long as you can verify that you are maintaining your erection simply on the grounds of humor, or if you are using drugs such as viagra or cialis (as a prank, of course)

n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-04

Don't spoil our fun.

n/a thinkofagoodnamedude 2017-07-04

You have to sign up as a sex offender if you are drunk at 3 in the morning and take a piss at a playground.

n/a cquigley666 2017-07-04

Exactly, so why not just fuck a 6 year old? You are going to be a sex offender anyways.

n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-07-04

Just wait till he starts going off on how the justice system is all against him.

n/a ObeseBobbyDeathWatch 2017-07-04

Never thought Roland would be the victim of an upskirt video

n/a lolercakesmcgee 2017-07-04

Uptent*

n/a VirtuaMcPolygon 2017-07-04

The same person who thinks it's highly hilarious in smashing up Sandy Kane's guitar. Without any thought it might have sentimental value etc...

Opies defence ... WE PAID HER!!!!

He completely misses the point when it comes to humour. He's like some annoying frat boy that's now old with tits

n/a StutterinPrickYou 2017-07-04

Sandy kane guitat smash was funny af

n/a VirtuaMcPolygon 2017-07-04

You see one retarded brake somebody's shit video you've seen them all

n/a TobyTheRobot 2017-07-04

Sandy kane guitat smash was funny af

It makes perfect sense that the sort of person who liked that bit writes like this.

n/a StutterinPrickYou 2017-07-04

mobile and don't care

n/a nomorecompromise 2017-07-04

Gym regular and healthy eater for 20+ years was barely strong enough to smash the thing too. Almost as pathetic as his feeble-bodied destruction of a pinball machine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRMkMyztMFE

n/a DryTeeth 2017-07-04

Are you suggesting Gregg Opie Hughes is sick with Coprophilia?

"An abnormal, often obsessive interest in excrement, especially the use of feces for sexual excitement"

n/a highflyin 2017-07-04

I'd believe it. He was always asking about stripper's "doody holes" and would often bring conversations around to shitting. He's the beach shitter after all!

n/a CookieHaid 2017-07-04

ME: ...where the POO comes out!

n/a danofthed3ad 2017-07-04

SAMMY BRANMUFFINS!!

n/a MefLeppard 2017-07-04

Most obvious of all: Baby Diaper Mustache

n/a xxmikekxx 2017-07-04

A man with tits filming people shitting in a public bathroom - the republicans warned us this will happen

n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-07-04

I think you mean THE NAZIS!

heh

drumpf will surely be impeached by tomorrow now

n/a 3Rivers6Rings 2017-07-04

he should be

n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-07-04

I don't understand the process behind "yeah, a fat man shitting will definitely make the Viral Spiral..."

He practically used Roland as his Phil Margera.

n/a bsack420 2017-07-04

The People VS Gregg "Opie" Hughes

If he did not shit, you must acquit.

n/a bonesy42 2017-07-04

Hope it was within 500 meters of a school

n/a SmoothBoules 2017-07-04

If Roland goes full asshole (i.e. like with Master Po's dog) then Opie might have to register.

n/a Jungies 2017-07-04

Please tell me New York makes you go door-to-door to explaining to your neighbours that you're a sex criminal.

n/a SkepticSloth 2017-07-04

Yep. And if the board in your building doesn't approve, you're out. He might be forced to sell that apartment and move to the Island, or Westchester.

Alone, that is. If he's a convicted sexual predator, Lyndsi is GONE.

n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-07-04

I know a guy who is a level 3 sex offender for doing the same thing...shame.

n/a maloonigans 2017-07-04

I just keep picturing Opie try to explain this to the cops - "wait wait hold on!". An amazing lack of objectivity from the Opster.

n/a opi3dope 2017-07-04

"Who gets off on a video of Roland shitting?"

....doesnt make you a bad person

n/a Peckas1 2017-07-04

Scheisse videos with the shitty Opie Raqio manhole cover intro.

n/a DickAction 2017-07-04

"Who gets off on a video of Roland shitting?"

Opie, the coprophiliac.

And me... a little bit. Come on. No one else gets hard thinking about Roland taking a shit? I'm alone? Bullshit!

n/a CookieHaid 2017-07-04

I just got hard thinking about a bull shitting.

n/a UnclePaulHarghis 2017-07-04

Before, during or after the prep?

n/a SkepticSloth 2017-07-04

"Ever shit on the beach?"

He's definitely on the spectrum.

n/a JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-07-04

Out of the 3 hosts how the fuck is it Opie that ends up the sex offender?

n/a majestik6 2017-07-04

The irony!

n/a realister 2017-07-04

I want to see Opie get locked up and Lindsey will leave to live with Bam.

n/a lemonmattress 2017-07-04

We can all agree that this also classifies Opie as a pedophile.

n/a lemonmattress 2017-07-04

Opie is a rapist

n/a BumbiBestie 2017-07-04

FACT: during the cereal fight of 2013 Roland told Opie, "I'll turn you in to HR for 'Abuse of a Mexican.'"

n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-07-04

Opie has pobably been sexually abusing Roland for years now. He eats to hide his pain.

n/a DaveNone 2017-07-04

Wouldn't it be great if the police are called in and Opie is arrested, serves jail time and when he gets out he has to do probation and register as a sex offender?

n/a JespyZero 2017-07-04

But who would pick up Bam's kids from school?

n/a cquigley666 2017-07-04

Prosecutor: Did you film this man using the rest room?

Opie: Leave it alone.

Prosecutor: Where were you when this incident occurred?

Opie: I fawwwwkin said to leave it alone. This is why the lawyers are ruining this business.

n/a JespyZero 2017-07-04

What the fuck won't this guy for a viral video?

n/a henkoenk 2017-07-04

n/a JespyZero 2017-07-04

Shit, that would have helped make my point.