Sirius would save a load of money if they ditched the cake-stomping toilet pervert and instead hired the edgy-but-not-too-wild Scorch.
He's a lovable oaf who would no doubt blow every sent Sirius gave him on bulk purchases of out of style watches and polo shirts (that he would then try to sell for a profit), and he has proven he can take a beating from fans.
He's just as fun to torment, yet nowhere near as much of a shithead as the Opester. It would be poetic if Scorch replaced Opie. He seems about on the same level intellectually as the pro-Opie mongoloids. I guess what l'm trying to say is someone should rally some kind of Scorch revolution but as I type this I've already stopped caring. WEIRD NOOOOOZ
The 3/4 eyebrow piercings look neglected and his body is desperately trying to reject them but he is apparently refusing. I bet he has a serious septic tooth/nerve issue crawling to his brain. The beard.... Just lice and rancid ramen liquid, easy fix.
18 comments
n/a StrongStyleGamer 2017-07-04
Totally Nude!
n/a humanmeat 2017-07-04
LGBTPPGBBQ
n/a jkrick13 2017-07-04
Fuck the wheel of meat, you know it was there
n/a Kurt_Love 2017-07-04
Not enough hashtags
n/a Ook1233 2017-07-04
My favourite Scorch fact is he renamed the Battle Of The Sexes radio bit to 'testicles vs chesticles'.
n/a MartyVanB 2017-07-04
Hey that's mine. You can use it but you have to give me credit
n/a ReviewGuruChannel 2017-07-04
If it's PFG, it's the play to be.
n/a StuntPeckah 2017-07-04
I like the glasses. Plus it gives the appearance that the sideburns are actually growing out of something!
n/a crookedmile 2017-07-04
Scorch is an anti-dentite.
n/a SibHashian13 2017-07-04
Has he ever taken a comb to that beard?
n/a robocopsboner 2017-07-04
Sirius would save a load of money if they ditched the cake-stomping toilet pervert and instead hired the edgy-but-not-too-wild Scorch.
He's a lovable oaf who would no doubt blow every sent Sirius gave him on bulk purchases of out of style watches and polo shirts (that he would then try to sell for a profit), and he has proven he can take a beating from fans.
He's just as fun to torment, yet nowhere near as much of a shithead as the Opester. It would be poetic if Scorch replaced Opie. He seems about on the same level intellectually as the pro-Opie mongoloids. I guess what l'm trying to say is someone should rally some kind of Scorch revolution but as I type this I've already stopped caring. WEIRD NOOOOOZ
n/a thrillated 2017-07-04
#ScorchBrigade #WhySoSirius #NakedMilitia
n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-07-04
i only found this cause i was searching the hashtag ibartendtoo
n/a dankfranklin 2017-07-04
I kind of miss hearing from pfg-sciple
n/a MattMattMatthew 2017-07-04
Has anyone tried to get Scorch to do an AMA on here?
n/a PlasticJugVodka 2017-07-04
The 3/4 eyebrow piercings look neglected and his body is desperately trying to reject them but he is apparently refusing. I bet he has a serious septic tooth/nerve issue crawling to his brain. The beard.... Just lice and rancid ramen liquid, easy fix.
n/a David_Tosk 2017-07-04
I love that scorch doesn't have any friends. #oneofus
n/a Toss__Pot 2017-07-04
I was at a sister PFGBBQ in London, it was also held in 90 other cities