Operation Find Homeless Cake Stomp Victim

16  2017-07-04 by [deleted]

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I heard Opie paid another bum to give him a poisoned bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 years ago.

Haven't had mad dog in years. You ever have night train? Woo doggie

No, but I like to play the song and do the Axl Dance.

Homie is dead.

That smelly bastard is long dead

He ded

He's homeless Andrew, and I'm pretty sure he died. A safe bet from some random homeless man from 2006

They tried to find him for the homeless shopping spree and couldn't, so he probably didn't live long after that. But they also couldn't get confirmation from the other bums that he died, he just disappeared one day. Put two and two together.

I just put it together. That cake was the last food he had to live before scrounging up enough for his next hot meal. If I remember right, it was a real cold winter that year...

Nope. Opie made him "disappear". Then named Bam's son after where his body is.

Aww cute. Bam named one of his kids heaven.

Opie emasculated Andrew, and the other hobos saw him as an easy target for abuse.

Opie destroyed another life.

They shot him in the face so his mother couldn't have an open casket funeral. Real grease ball shit.

Dat nigga dead.

uggggh shut up.

No shit, this is some le reddit army level cringe here.

Stop saying "cringe" like you're a god damn teenage valley girl in the 90's on AIM.

You can act like a man!

hey. fuck off.

not at all. nice try with the hate though

Opie is probably renting him a place on the upper east side. After all, they were great friends and Opie did right by him. sniff

He died of a broken heart after the cake stomp.

His name is Carl Ruiz, he's the owner of a failing deli who was the co-host of Opie's show prior to Opie being terminated for attempting to surreptitiously produce scatological porn of other employees.

Opie and Andrew used to spend hours on the phone making each other laugh. Enough with the fawkin' haters.

If he is not in a shallow grave, somewhere between here and Fort Smith, he is gone. Long gone.