Even then, the poker chips thing was only funny because of Ant's and Jim's reactions. Opie barely contributes anything of note even in the bits he's best known for.
The first time I saw that was a video clip iirc. nothing about it was really funny, it was just opie being a dick and "howling" while anthony nervously laughed because of the socially awkward situation.
I was a fan of that show since 2000, and while I never particularly liked or laughed at Opie, it's only in the last few years that I've realized how dogshit he's always been. I go back to Patrice shows from a decade ago, and there he is, gumming up the works and ruining things.
What stands out the most to me is one episode where Patrice was arguing with a racist woman. He kept talking over her and Opie was so annoyed he basically told him to shut up. She then said "nigger" and Opie felt vindicated enough to proclaim "see. This is why I do this. I know what I'm doing." I hate him for that.
I was just going through the playlist and there is an episode where opie is pissed off at Patrice the entire time and being a passive aggressive girl. I think it was episode 99 where they talk about Tiger woods. At one point he literally tells Patrice to shut up so he can get to calls and that all Patrice does is repeat the same point over and over again. But he doesn't say this in a funny way, but in a whiny, bitchy way, under his breath. Of course Patrice just ignores him and makes funny radio for free. Opie was, is, and always shall be a worthless faggot.
Exactly. Opie didn't understand that it was Patrice who was getting her riled up to the point where she would say nigger.
The worst was when Patrice was explaining to Opie how men buy cool stuff and ascend to positions of power in order to attract women. Opie was unrelenting in his "Nope, I did just fine without money. Money makes no difference, well, maybe for you guys who think you need to buy stuff to get laid, not me". Does he think he'd be married to a beautiful woman half his age if he was just working in a factory?
While I'm here, Troy Quan is a bitch, too. He was so brave going after Derosa and Danny and E-Rock, but when Patrice first met him, he said "This guy is retarded", right to his face. During the Quan v. Derosa summit, Troy said that if somebody goes after him, he goes right back at them.....except when it's Patrice.
no! the real reason is it would be impossible to choose & compress his greatness into 9hours, youtube don't allow week-long videos at a time so the task is impossible
LOOK AT THAT FAT SLOB EATING HER MAN SANDWICH
30 seconds later
SHE REALLY ENJOYS THAT MAN SANDWICH
25 seconds later
SHE'S STILL EATING THAT SLOPPY MAN SANDWICH
20 seconds later
SHE KNOWS HER WAY AROUND THAT MAN SANDWICH
I remember Sam said Manwich, and then Jimmy started laughing because he was able to put the ducks in a row all the while no one laughed at the Opster saying MAN SANDWICH
Even then, the poker chips thing was only funny because of Ant's and Jim's reactions. Opie barely contributes anything of note even in the bits he's best known for.
I remember Sam said Manwich, and then Jimmy started laughing because he was able to put the ducks in a row all the while no one laughed at the Opster saying MAN SANDWICH
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n/a RabboRibbo 2017-07-04
Literally every time he was mildly amusing involved him throwing stuff on the ground.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-07-04
I think there were 4 of those times. And once he stepped on stuff that was on the ground.
n/a SlamballReunionTour 2017-07-04
"HOW DOES THAT FEEL, MOTHERHUCKER??!!"
n/a MuleJuiceMcQuaid 2017-07-04
Take the wig!
n/a breadmoccasin 2017-07-04
Everything he did on the radio, anyone who was trained for 2 weeks could do as well. There was no talent involved.
n/a SlamballReunionTour 2017-07-04
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-07-04
***fucker
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-07-04
***fucker
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-07-04
See Ruiz, Carl.
n/a HugininuM 2017-07-04
Even then, the poker chips thing was only funny because of Ant's and Jim's reactions. Opie barely contributes anything of note even in the bits he's best known for.
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-07-04
The first time I saw that was a video clip iirc. nothing about it was really funny, it was just opie being a dick and "howling" while anthony nervously laughed because of the socially awkward situation.
n/a DanceLikeTheJig 2017-07-04
People say that's the funniest thing he's done but it wasn't even mildly amusing. That's how low the bar is for Opie.
n/a HugininuM 2017-07-04
It was one of those bits that you had to hear live, I think. It's pretty unspectacular on video.
n/a EastSideDan 2017-07-04
Yeah Ant killed it.
Ho-ho-ho-Holy Shit!
Textbook Cumia
n/a K1bbler 2017-07-04
ME: Because I got my lawyers to take all my best stuff off youtube. Face.
n/a Frankwasbetter 2017-07-04
It would just be a video of him jumping on a cake on loop.
n/a JespyZero 2017-07-04
No, funny things.
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-07-04
Probably for the same reason nobody makes 8 hour compilations of the Jim and Sam show or TACS.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-07-04
I was a fan of that show since 2000, and while I never particularly liked or laughed at Opie, it's only in the last few years that I've realized how dogshit he's always been. I go back to Patrice shows from a decade ago, and there he is, gumming up the works and ruining things.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-07-04
Whatever happened Walt "Mongoose" Jenkins?
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-07-04
I think he got drummed out of the department....
Whatever became of coke logic? Is he still on the scene?
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-07-04
Yeah, I think he sided with Opie during the split.
n/a Three_Finger_Brown 2017-07-04
No wonder he hasn't put anything out then, no material to work with...
n/a ooyama 2017-07-04
Muckin' up the works
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-07-04
What stands out the most to me is one episode where Patrice was arguing with a racist woman. He kept talking over her and Opie was so annoyed he basically told him to shut up. She then said "nigger" and Opie felt vindicated enough to proclaim "see. This is why I do this. I know what I'm doing." I hate him for that.
n/a SteeringTheShip 2017-07-04
I was just going through the playlist and there is an episode where opie is pissed off at Patrice the entire time and being a passive aggressive girl. I think it was episode 99 where they talk about Tiger woods. At one point he literally tells Patrice to shut up so he can get to calls and that all Patrice does is repeat the same point over and over again. But he doesn't say this in a funny way, but in a whiny, bitchy way, under his breath. Of course Patrice just ignores him and makes funny radio for free. Opie was, is, and always shall be a worthless faggot.
n/a JimAndSamShow 2017-07-04
They talked on the phone for hours, hater.
n/a TittyMtnhighway 2017-07-04
Exactly. Opie didn't understand that it was Patrice who was getting her riled up to the point where she would say nigger.
The worst was when Patrice was explaining to Opie how men buy cool stuff and ascend to positions of power in order to attract women. Opie was unrelenting in his "Nope, I did just fine without money. Money makes no difference, well, maybe for you guys who think you need to buy stuff to get laid, not me". Does he think he'd be married to a beautiful woman half his age if he was just working in a factory?
While I'm here, Troy Quan is a bitch, too. He was so brave going after Derosa and Danny and E-Rock, but when Patrice first met him, he said "This guy is retarded", right to his face. During the Quan v. Derosa summit, Troy said that if somebody goes after him, he goes right back at them.....except when it's Patrice.
n/a srb9586 2017-07-04
any clip?
n/a LevStrauss 2017-07-04
Me too. Then I remembered how annoyed I used to get when they'd say Ant is off that day and how I didn't care when it was a Nopie show.
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-07-04
if he ever said anything funny he repeated 20 times or became cunt and kept repeating "I thought it was good line"
n/a SKARx317 2017-07-04
Or followed it with “BIG BOYS GOT THE BIG BAT TUHDAY!!” Because he found Jimmy’s “Swim Walk” to be a threat.
n/a Toss__Pot 2017-07-04
no! the real reason is it would be impossible to choose & compress his greatness into 9hours, youtube don't allow week-long videos at a time so the task is impossible
n/a creamboy123 2017-07-04
opie has huge fucking milk tits and a little pea brain
n/a thoughts_n_prayers 2017-07-04
ah, peckaz?
n/a FitLikeArtieLange 2017-07-04
Here's the Opie compilation
n/a SorryFiMAGADog 2017-07-04
Because he could only attack Carol Miller once.
This is Opie's only funny time on raqio, 1998. Dubbadoo-N-E-Dubbadoo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-O-hEiSJtI&list=PL9F9075B394C71223
n/a PretzlKing 2017-07-04
Gosh, remember when he threw the cereal? Classic. He should be so proud of his accomplishments in broadcasting.
n/a peteykirch 2017-07-04
From their 90 Day Fiance viewing thing
LOOK AT THAT FAT SLOB EATING HER MAN SANDWICH 30 seconds later SHE REALLY ENJOYS THAT MAN SANDWICH 25 seconds later SHE'S STILL EATING THAT SLOPPY MAN SANDWICH 20 seconds later SHE KNOWS HER WAY AROUND THAT MAN SANDWICH
n/a Pale_Pen15 2017-07-04
Every day of that horrible segment was me yelling that. Also see my flair for why Jocktober playlists are fucking unbearable.
n/a peteykirch 2017-07-04
I remember Sam said Manwich, and then Jimmy started laughing because he was able to put the ducks in a row all the while no one laughed at the Opster saying MAN SANDWICH
n/a DanceLikeTheJig 2017-07-04
ME: here's what we do now.
n/a LevStrauss 2017-07-04
Because him crying about the Bam/Lyndsi sex tape is only an hour long.
n/a ventio 2017-07-04
funniest thing opie did was hanging up on bob kelly after ant & jim bashed him for 4 min straight without a word from kelly
n/a DrSANDMAN09 2017-07-04
Just the stomping part of the Cake Stomp video. On a loop. For 8 hours. OR just clips of all the different funny people being introduced by Opie.
n/a EastSideDan 2017-07-04
Because the 8 Anthony compilation got tired and old about 20 minutes in?
n/a SociallyAwkwardRyan 2017-07-04
Whoa its Harry Hater!
n/a Billyassman 2017-07-04
Doodie hat.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-07-04
I think there were 4 of those times. And once he stepped on stuff that was on the ground.
n/a breadmoccasin 2017-07-04
Everything he did on the radio, anyone who was trained for 2 weeks could do as well. There was no talent involved.
n/a HugininuM 2017-07-04
Even then, the poker chips thing was only funny because of Ant's and Jim's reactions. Opie barely contributes anything of note even in the bits he's best known for.
n/a peteykirch 2017-07-04
I remember Sam said Manwich, and then Jimmy started laughing because he was able to put the ducks in a row all the while no one laughed at the Opster saying MAN SANDWICH
n/a DanceLikeTheJig 2017-07-04
ME: here's what we do now.