Or maybe he'll make some vague post on social media eluding to "details" or "facts" that he's not allowed to talk about. Making all of us losers just wish that we were cool enough to be in his "inner circle" and be privy to that information.
"Inner circle" meaning 1 or 2 brothers, Lynsi's corny awful family, and those people only if he's springing for the beach house they're all staying at.
When he comes home to NY it's only ever his wife and Bam's kids.
He thinks his "people watching" is a cool New York thing to do, but the main reason he does it all the time is that no one wants to be his friend. His only option other than the walls of his apartment is to interact in short bursts with strangers. He doesn't even have a Fred from Brooklyn or Steve from Bayshore. Now that's fucking sad.
To get drunk you'd have to man the fuck up and not drink the faggy grapefruit beer. Do some real man shit and guzzle a half fifth of Tito's straight and chase it with a Budweiser.
i would prefer to be drinking on the beach except i guess it would ruin it if it was a grapefruit beer and i felt like i needed to share that situation with thousands of people
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n/a Cream_P 2017-07-03
"Who wants to eat some burnt, A1 sauce marinated steaks and drop some hammers in the ocean while we cheers grapefruit beers, brothamen?"
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-07-03
Maybe he will write a message in the sand. That would be soooo cool.
n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-07-03
Or maybe he'll make some vague post on social media eluding to "details" or "facts" that he's not allowed to talk about. Making all of us losers just wish that we were cool enough to be in his "inner circle" and be privy to that information.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-07-03
"Inner circle" meaning 1 or 2 brothers, Lynsi's corny awful family, and those people only if he's springing for the beach house they're all staying at.
When he comes home to NY it's only ever his wife and Bam's kids.
He thinks his "people watching" is a cool New York thing to do, but the main reason he does it all the time is that no one wants to be his friend. His only option other than the walls of his apartment is to interact in short bursts with strangers. He doesn't even have a Fred from Brooklyn or Steve from Bayshore. Now that's fucking sad.
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-07-03
Opie and Jimmy gathered people this 4th of July weekend to hate on the other. I think Jimmy's shindig is going better.
n/a nomorecompromise 2017-07-03
Poor guy's a lonely miserable sap and doesn't even have the balls to numb the pain by getting drunk.
n/a Ippi_Boy 2017-07-03
To get drunk you'd have to man the fuck up and not drink the faggy grapefruit beer. Do some real man shit and guzzle a half fifth of Tito's straight and chase it with a Budweiser.
n/a ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-07-03
Can someone please photoshop in a few logs of shit floating in the surf?
n/a OsloJimmy 2017-07-03
Faggot
n/a creamboy123 2017-07-03
i would prefer to be drinking on the beach except i guess it would ruin it if it was a grapefruit beer and i felt like i needed to share that situation with thousands of people
n/a i_saw_nothing 2017-07-03
Great that Opie could get all his friends in that shot.
n/a TacoTrots 2017-07-03
ME: I'M A BOARD OP THAT'S A MULL-TIE-MILLIONAIRE withnorealfriends.
n/a sulrooney 2017-07-03
"Come on Lindsay, you guys can hang out here", Lindsay, "No Greg, Bam doesn't want to".
n/a gregorio_ilidivich 2017-07-03
I am such a sucker for tumbleweed humor...well done!
n/a danimalplanimal 2017-07-03
would be just him with Sherrod laughing hysterically at nothing