Hi friend! did you create this post while sitting on the toilet at home? or the toilet at work? or the toilet at your boyfriend's house? or the toilet at your mother-in-law's house? or the toilet at the colonoscopy clinic? or the toilet at Walmart? or the toilet at Target? or the toilet at the sex-change clinic? or the toilet at the eight year old neighbor boy's house? or the toilet at your gynecologist's office? or the toilet or the toilet or the toilet or the or the or or or or or row row row your motor boat me fag boy
Or the toilet at the Pottery Barn? or the toilet at Costco? Or the toilet at the District Courthouse for Jimmy's arraignment? or the toilet at Opie's fixer's house? or the toilet at our house? our house? our house? our house..in the middle of the you street urchin
Or the toilet at Mario's Pizza & Massage? or the toilet at your grandma's house? or the toilet at Wendy's? or the toilet at Gamestop? or the toilet at your ex-boyfriend's house? or the toilet at JC Penney's? or the toilet at the Pubic Library you nigger loving pubic bone
Or the toilet at Ralph's? or the toilet at Sears? or the toilet at O.R.S. Studios? or the H.I.V infected toilet downstairs at the Coumpound? or the toilet at Rich Vost's house? or the toilet at the local bakery get baked you loser pot head
If you could shoot yourself in the head live on Facebook that'd be great, maybe kill some of your "guys" as well, seeing that ugly Cuban leaking from a hole in his head would really just make my day.
If you could shoot yourself in the head live on Facebook that'd be great, maybe kill some of your "guys" as well, seeing that ugly Cuban leaking from a hole in his head would really just make my day.
36 comments
n/a Bibimbap4211 2017-07-03
*Bitchea Nice keyboard work faggot
n/a BeerCanThick 2017-07-03
He's having a great time with that 4 percent alcohol "beer." Why did he decide to make this part of his gimmick? Its feminine and embarrassing.
n/a ReDMeridiaN 2017-07-03
Opie's personality in a nutshell
n/a breadmoccasin 2017-07-03
The excuse is "that's the bit". It's "you can't laugh at me because I'm doing it on purpose IDIOT".
Really desperate attempt to avoid any kind of negativity.
n/a TobyTheRobot 2017-07-03
It would be effective if it was genuine -- like if he actually didn't care about what people think of him. The problem is that he does care, a lot.
n/a stinksskc 2017-07-03
I mean aren't most beers about 4 percent
n/a LoouisCuCK 2017-07-03
http://imgur.com/2YBzFCD
n/a NGJimmy 2017-07-03
A true cunt.
n/a LoouisCuCK 2017-07-03
http://imgur.com/2YBzFCD
n/a brmlb 2017-07-03
red, just like the sunburn on his voluptuous tits
n/a Moowon 2017-07-03
Do you think he flaps them up to tan evenly underneath?
n/a McGowan9 2017-07-03
He doesn't like the taste of beer so he drinks what is basically soda pop with a bit of alcohol in it. Like the drink he's holding, he's fruity.
n/a KnickedUp 2017-07-03
He's not smart, trendy nor fashionable enough to be fruity. He'd actually be somewhat interesting if he were.
n/a i_saw_nothing 2017-07-03
That Shiner Ruby Redbird is good stuff.
I was hoping it would fly under the radar and people would only associate Opie's other grapefruit beer with his shittiness, but I guess it's out now.
Well fuck me then.
n/a majestik6 2017-07-03
This is something that the jocks would do in junior high
By the time they were sixteen they'd moved on from wine coolers to Bud Light
n/a opiecide 2017-07-03
I bet he chugged that whole beer in 3 tries, then smashed the can with his tits.
n/a HugininuM 2017-07-03
Nothing like a grapefruit beer to go with a well-done steak marinated in BBQ sauce. This man knows summer.
n/a ADoucheNamedBag 2017-07-03
Tweet this at him and see if he understands he's being shat on
n/a stinksskc 2017-07-03
He truly is the king of kings
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-07-03
and you're the Queen of Queens....got you sock cuka. ;)
n/a SueLightningsPenis 2017-07-03
CheersBitchea
n/a FriendleeVanu 2017-07-03
Hi friend! did you create this post while sitting on the toilet at home? or the toilet at work? or the toilet at your boyfriend's house? or the toilet at your mother-in-law's house? or the toilet at the colonoscopy clinic? or the toilet at Walmart? or the toilet at Target? or the toilet at the sex-change clinic? or the toilet at the eight year old neighbor boy's house? or the toilet at your gynecologist's office? or the toilet or the toilet or the toilet or the or the or or or or or row row row your motor boat me fag boy
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-07-03
What are you talking about, you blithering idiot?
n/a FriendleeVanu 2017-07-03
Or the toilet at the Pottery Barn? or the toilet at Costco? Or the toilet at the District Courthouse for Jimmy's arraignment? or the toilet at Opie's fixer's house? or the toilet at our house? our house? our house? our house..in the middle of the you street urchin
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-07-03
You're aware that you are the only person who understands these autistic ramblings, right?
n/a FriendleeVanu 2017-07-03
Or the toilet at Mario's Pizza & Massage? or the toilet at your grandma's house? or the toilet at Wendy's? or the toilet at Gamestop? or the toilet at your ex-boyfriend's house? or the toilet at JC Penney's? or the toilet at the Pubic Library you nigger loving pubic bone
n/a ValleyChip 2017-07-03
This subreddit is weird.
n/a FriendleeVanu 2017-07-03
Or the toilet at Ralph's? or the toilet at Sears? or the toilet at O.R.S. Studios? or the H.I.V infected toilet downstairs at the Coumpound? or the toilet at Rich Vost's house? or the toilet at the local bakery get baked you loser pot head
n/a PM_ME_YOUR_FEET- 2017-07-03
You'll keep doing this anytime someone responds huh? Let's see how many of these you got in ya.
n/a FriendleeVanu 2017-07-03
you're so silly you nigga loving faggoty ass hillbilly...NOW BOW AT MY FEET FOR I AM OPE..YOUR NEW COCK AND BALLS !!!
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-07-03
You say odd shit to people.
n/a FriendleeVanu 2017-07-03
and you like the smell of your dad's ballsack....we're all different son
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-07-03
sniff
n/a ValleyChip 2017-07-03
Or your toilet, or a fox with sox, or in a house with a mouse.
Nah, I ain't that guy, I'm just chippin ya babe.
n/a GiveTheDrummerSome 2017-07-03
Hi Opie
n/a FriendleeVanu 2017-07-03
Hi there....would you like an autograph, son?
n/a Mod_Impersonator 2017-07-03
If you could shoot yourself in the head live on Facebook that'd be great, maybe kill some of your "guys" as well, seeing that ugly Cuban leaking from a hole in his head would really just make my day.
n/a FriendleeVanu 2017-07-03
..how much in your bank account compared to mine dickhead? I GOT BENJAMINS .... ASSLOADS OF BENJAMINS!!!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE??????
n/a VicDumb 2017-07-03
I was just thinking this is exactly something Opie would think was a slam. This guy might be him…
n/a richfloss 2017-07-03
Florentine would not be a fan of 'Ruby Redbird'
n/a wicked_crayfish 2017-07-03
He's not six years old. He also doesn't pleasure his wife properly, because he is not 8.
n/a ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-07-03
It's not about the beer. He just wanted to show everyone how cool he is sitting on the beach. What a piece of shit
n/a TacoTrots 2017-07-03
Oh, Opetta...you are one wild & crazy chick!!!
n/a 1475315963 2017-07-03
at least drink a regular beer if you're not gonna drink an IPA or something. what a queer
n/a IHateSherrod 2017-07-03
Why is that beer so tiny?
n/a ValleyChip 2017-07-03
This subreddit is weird.
n/a wicked_crayfish 2017-07-03
He's not six years old. He also doesn't pleasure his wife properly, because he is not 8.
n/a Mod_Impersonator 2017-07-03
If you could shoot yourself in the head live on Facebook that'd be great, maybe kill some of your "guys" as well, seeing that ugly Cuban leaking from a hole in his head would really just make my day.
n/a Moowon 2017-07-03
Do you think he flaps them up to tan evenly underneath?