Figured out why Tits is always sitting like a fucking retard.

94  2017-07-02 by RJPennyweather

17 comments

Why?

Because he is obsessed with Howard Stern.

He mimics everyone just a little bit. Most insecure people with no personality do this. You'll notice on his website he has photos on the front page of him with Bill Clinton, Kinison, and Carlin. Such a weird random three people to choose. I'm assuming he got jealous or Jimmys photos with celebrities bit and tried to copy it in some form. Goddamn is he a clueless moron. He literally owes his entire career to Anthony.

dishwasher insulting a multi-millionaire...that werks!

Sober up.

K....(?)

He's definitely on the autistic spectrum.

Aren't autistic people kinda smart though? I think there is very strong evidence that Opie Radio is an even balance of low intelligence and deep mental illness that manifests in a warped perception of himself and others around him, leading to emotional problems that he is bad at masking.

He's been doing radio since he was 18, FUCKFACE.

Aren't autistic people kinda smart though

Not always, no.

He says "right" all the time because of Louis, everything is "ssstttrange to me" because of Rogan, there are countless more examples, piece of shit doesnt have a personality of his own at all, everyone thats ever cashed you out of a grocery store is an inherently more interesting person and a much more qualified radio host

Ugh, I hate to that "feet up on the desk while.talking" bit.

This is true, he parrots Stern a lot. He'll also chime in with a question and dart his eyes down back to his computer monitor like he's busy just like Howard does.

No question Tits studied Stern and took the "fake it til you make it" route.

The greatest part of the tits downfall is how Howard never once acknowledged him after all his desperate attempts to ignite public feuds.

Not to mention the repetition after he thinks he's made a point

Wrong. It's to prop up his lovely lady lumps.

That why he puts his hands above his head... to minimize his bust.

Opie wishes he was Howard

It's because of his self proclaimed massive cock. Oh that's right when Jimmy saw it he said it was a baby dick. And Opie played it off as " it was small because I was fighting with a relative". Really I remember my dick shrinking from fighting. What a dumbass