I know you guys will laugh, but idc, I feel GOOD for once

246  2017-07-02 by turnthemaround

169 comments

why ? did you always dream about looking like Jackie Earle Haley?

That was a very mean comment, I don't look like Jackie Earle Haley. I love comedy like everyone else here, but let's not bully

I agree.

Fuck you

You should just be happy that you now have more options to clean your asshole besides a garden hose

I was thinking more like a homosexual Waingro.

I had to get it on. He was making a move. I had to get it on.

I'm a faot, looking for anything that has a dick, that Roslyn biter guy told me to come see you, that is why I am here. To suck a buncha peckahs.

His idol is Anthony "Freddie Krueger" Cumia... hurr hurr

170lbs down, in case anyone cares. If I can do it, you can do it

But what if we don't want to?

Well, you know what they say... Jazz it up!

What were you at your heaviest?

A burden on all his friends and family.

It's not me in the image you idiot, I think Imgur said close to 400

I checked your profile to find out if that's you or not, and fell for the Kelsey Cook in nice bikini post, again.

My post history is a minefield of Vos Rolls, good luck

If i lost 170lbs i'd have to catch aids first.

Awesome job bro. Why you posted here, I'll never understand.

Awesome motivation you fat fucking slob. This isn't Jezebel, nobody gives a shit about your weight loss.

Jezebel would want him to stay fat as that is his natural size.

I weigh 170. Are you suggesting I kill myself?

I would weigh 10 pounds.

AIDS?

Hey man, nice work. You look like a completely different person and you must just feel better, both physically and mentally.

I've been slacking lately so I'm going to get back to hitting the weights tomorrow.

You are a fool and I hope you pull a tendon tomorrow

When they zig I zag.

I'm furiously masturbating to this exchange.

When they go low, we go high

what made you do this?

women kept running away, when you would try to rape them?

Nah, I think he wanted to go for a child molester look.

Nailed it.

And hopefully little Timmy.

As aerodynamic as he is now, he should have no problem catching them.

Now he can catch them

lol

Paleo diet? I don't need to lose weight but I'm currently on it to increase energy and general well being.

You ordered dese paleo cupcakes wit da cauliflower da bacon and da broccoli?

its amazing once u kick out the heavy carbs how great you feel

Louis C Gay.

sam roberts face with louis ck hair in a jim norton body

Would be Sam's hair if he razed the length.

/r/LouisCGhey, comment?

Happy cake day, retard.

Looking good, brother. Congratulations.

Congrats for what? Fixing a problem?
I never got fat my whole life. Where's my congratulations?

congratulations on being the most annoying faggot in the world

I should have known that fatness and weightloss was this sub's sacred cow. I'm guessing 99% of you fat tubs can relate to this guy.

Already campaigning for next year?

Awww princess wants the spotlight boohoo

Congratulation on not being a fat fuck

Will get yours when you stop being homosexual

Congratulations on taking all those dicks in one session, some of them were very large...

Congrats faggot

Remember to only do cardio and eat small amounts of nuts and that's it. It's called the Worm diet.

Don't forget veggie juices in the large cup size

Nothing like a good glass of parsley juice.

Provided those scummmbaaaags at the gym don't mess it up.

And egg whites!

And occasionally curl an 8oz padtel colored lady-weight, but be careful, you might hurt your elbow.

If uncle paul had a more violent, molested more children, son

Shure, Cousin Paulie.

Good on you for getting rid of that TACS t-shirt.

Please tell me you lost that shirt with your weight...

Why do you have the bedroom of a 6 year old

New relationship

Involving home invasions with the local youth

So she's 8 then?

Did you lose weight because you stopped subscribing to that horseshit paywall podcast? Well done.

He's actually Muslim. He reads right to left...

What do your tits look like now?

u were a fat faggot and now u r a skinny faggot.

You went from looking like a child rapist to an ordinary rapist. Bravo my good man!

We're all gonna make it.

That shirt was really all it took

I have to say. nice job.

u r still a faggot tho :)

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I see that you lost some weight after losing all of your dignity by purchasing Compound Media merchandise. Everyone needs a rock bottom.

Hey you were fat, now you're not. Excellent job! Keep it up man. Helluva journey

Its amazing how once u take off a stupid tranth shirt it changes ur entire look

Ok you look good. A million times better than before

You lost the fat but didn't replace it with muscle. And now you're a bobblehead

The children don't care what you look like. They just want to be set free

Nigga look like a titan from attack on titan. Attack on titan ass nigga.

You'll more easily slither thru open windows now, Roger Rapist. Kudos on your determination.

No slams from me. Great job, you went from Rolands brother to the other teft brother.

No sugars, no grains, no girlfriend.

Congrats man

You lost a lot of weight. Good for you. Keep going.

You should feel good. You went from looking like a fat serial killer, to looking like a normal sized serial killer.

Al Sharpton head looking ass

Besides you look like a legitimate serial killer good on you

But who will play "comic book guy" in "The Simpsons" live action film now?

I think your stuff got posted a while ago by someone else. Or it was you. I can't remember anything about this shithole.

Sorry about your AIDS though, hyuck hyuck.

It's a real shame that anyone can take an image from Imgur and pretend to be someone else. There's some real sickos in this world.

Now you just need some hair plugs.

Ditch the goatee and fully commit to the hair loss and you're good to go slut hunting

I have that hair shaved in a strip all the way down to my crotch. I would look funny if I shaved my face.

I thought now that you're not a monster you might be interested in females, my bad.

Shave the head keep the goatee, Walter White style.

Fuck u cuz I'm still fat

I'm so sorry. When did you contract the virus ?

Your shoulders are narrower than your future.

It's not a death sentence anymore, bro! Stay positive!

HIV positive

Who's the piece of shit on the right?

Good job. How many inches did you get back on your pecka.

Six inches, now my cock is 32 inches, Y'know average size.

The Bob Kelly/Anthony exchange on this was terrific.

why? what's even the point

First pic is a typical TACS subscriber. Second pic is what Sam Roberts' son is gonna look like when he's 18.

Cut down on the tranya, huh?

You can finally see ya peckah. Congrats.

good job dude

Now you need to lose that fucking bracelet you're wearing. If that's one of those magnetic things, kill yourself. Congrats otherwise, faggot.

Nice work

john malkovich lookin ass nigga

Is this for the real ass podcast challenge?

You're right, I did laugh

Good for you fam. Want to sell your shirt to another fatty?

Respect man. Much loose skin?

This is what I was talking about when I said we need more positivity around here. Some one give this knicker some gold

At risk of displaying my blatant homosexuality, good on you dude.

You lost so much weight even your goatee got thinner...congrats.

You look like you and Joe Cumia trade child spit.

congratz

Any flappy skin left?

That's pretty cool, man. I've only lost 45lbs and it felt like a big deal. Now I realize it's not and kinda wanna kill myself.

(Irish accent) Going to the gym and eating better?

Got in shape for the murder spree?

Because you changed that t-shirt?

The photos look like they were taken by one of your victims

Great job dude! I'm down 105lbs myself. Keep that shit up.

Now shave off your little beard and pop it on top where hair is supposed to be

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I think you look great! Awesome job

Good for you sir. Now keep it off and send this B&A photo to Roland.

you should kill yourself

Why post this here of all places? I strongly dislike that.

I thought he was proud of unsubscribing from the Cumia network.

home run

It's not actually me in the photo you dope. Thanks for ruining the bit.

Congratulations, nice job!

i know this trick u just grew out ur beard to make your jawline defined better luck next time fatso

Good job, dude!

Watch out ladies! This is one rapist who can run.

LOL J/k congrats dude!

Congrats on the weight loss man, you literally look like a different person.

He got rid of that awful TACS short and instantly lost 170 pounds!

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AIDS is really destructive.

You're still bald. :)

Can't polish a turd

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gang, you guys are real pieces of work

good job bro

Congratulations Jonah Hill's less successful cousin.

You looked like a charming jolly fat guy now (sans the nazi shirt), now you're just creeping us all out dog

Good non you, pal! How did you do it?

Weren't you an ex-fat guy? Is me posting this like stealing valor to you?

Not at all. I'm also fat again

Wow, that sucks. I'm fit and loving life, never felt better actually. Hopefully you can find solace in that fact, y'know, that I'm living so well.

How did you do it?

That's not me in the photo. I'm naturally not fat, plus Adderall helps with not eating a lot.

myfaggotpal

Good job with the health, though

look at mister success story. All Jokes Aside (slobbering Vos) good on you

Good progress. Cardio and eating better definitely works for weight loss.

Good for you man

And why should we care?

Oh it's like that?

Good job! You look great

Try losing the goatee and fixing your face some how now. 👌 you're still gross.

You went from being a supporting actor in American History X to just being an extra.

cool now shave off your retarded looking hair. bald dudes don't look bad when theyre not fat as fuck

Excellent.

seriously

you look like a pure raced Ari

Yeah, he called ya fat, look at him he's SKINNY! It don't keep HIM from getting busy, he's a freak. He likes the girls with the boom; he once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Good for you, you piece of garbage

You're eyes are at least 150% more open now.

Impressive there guy. How much did you shed and over what time period?

Do you believe in mediums?