r/opieandanthony - what crazy conspiracy theory do you actually believe?
12 2017-07-01 by LoouisCuCK
I believe that "Swine Flu" was a media invention. Who do you know who died of Swine Flu? Nobody? That's what I thought. Why would the media subject the country to such a dastardly deed? They were in a slow news slump. What better then a "pandemic" to get those precious viewers? But this did not occur in a vacuum, oh no... Drug companies were looking for an easy buck, and they got one, in the form of the Swine Flu "vaccine" (AKA sterilized water). Did you feel dizzy after the injection? That was the result of the water destroying blood cells. As for the few people who did die, I believe these wretched souls were targeted for their anti-government beliefs... The Swine Flu provided cover for unethical medical testing. The victims were described as being in the prime of their life, and that cytokine storms may have played a role in their deaths, in a manner simmilar with the 1918 Flu Pandemic. I believe that the few people who died were subjected to a revamped version of this disease, and that one day we may even see this disease again, only with non-Americans as the victims. I would like to say that I am not an anti-vaxxer.
I also think that Beyonce was never pregnant. Jay and Beyonce paid a surrogate to have their child for them. This is not to say it isn't theirs (Blue Ivy bears a clear resemblance to her father), it is 100% their child genetically, but Beyonce did not actually give birth to it. There is a video where her stomach mysteriously "deflates". A redditor on a conspiracy thread also said that he had a friend who worked for an airport during the time of her pregnancy. They arrived, and the friend noted that Beyonce did not look pregnant at all, despite it being late in her pregnancy (they also were apparently quite rude to the staff). There is another video of Bey where she "shows off" her pregnant body... yet for some reason it is in a dark room, and the camera focuses on her stomach for but a moment. They rented an entire hospital ward to give birth in (this part actually makes some sense even without the rest, celebs are obviously weary of the press, who knows what a paparazzo might try). There was some claim that other pregnant mothers were forced out of said ward at the last minute. Why would they go through all this trouble? Beyonce requires a good, athletic body for her music videos and live performances. No better way to ruin that than a pregnancy. She has also crafted a careful image of powerful femininity. She is a role model to woman everywhere. What could be more feminine, more motherly, then bringing a child into this world? We all know how catty woman can be, especially towards other woman. If you think there aren't woman who would hold this against Bey, you're wrong.
80 comments
n/a RabboRibbo 2017-07-01
The Holocaust
n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-07-01
more people need to start believing that this is real
i mean, it's not like we're saying the earth is flat or the moon is hollow. 6 mil Jews were disintegrated at an unprovable rate because germans were fueled by hate for long noses and lizardly teeth
n/a A_lad_insane_bowie 2017-07-01
That Opie and Anthony wasn't a hack show.
n/a LoouisCuCK 2017-07-01
HERECOMESLINE OF THE DAY
n/a lolercakesmcgee 2017-07-01
That's a part of the show now? Who does that? - Anthony on the Chip Chipperson Podacast
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-07-01
I was diagnosed with swine flu. You get really sick and a bit of a rash on your legs, was fine in a week
n/a LoouisCuCK 2017-07-01
Gets a rash on his legs.
It must be swine flu.
Checks out.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-07-01
I went to the doctor
He diagnosed me after blood tests
Does check out
n/a LoouisCuCK 2017-07-01
Doctors never lie.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-07-01
Why would he be wrong but you right?
n/a LoouisCuCK 2017-07-01
Eh, who is to say you could not have been suffering from a more generic version of the flu?
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-07-01
because he has no reason to lie to me. He didnt sell me medication. He told me I had swine, and said to treat this like a regular sickness. Tons of water and soup. If it got worse Id ho on medication. I got my vaccines when I was young so when I get sick now, my immune system can be prepared to fight the sickness. Get up!
n/a LoouisCuCK 2017-07-01
Well, your doctor was one of the good ones... You say you got your vaccine when you were younger, but you realize that the Swine Flu Vaccine only became available during 2009? The vaccines you got when you were younger were probably for the seasonal occurrence of the flu. The Swine Flu was (supposedly) a different strain.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-07-01
so because the vaccine was made in 2009, its fake; but a vaccine in, oh idk 1955 was the only real one?
n/a LoouisCuCK 2017-07-01
When it was made is irrelevant, I am just saying that the Swine Flu craze became a thing in 2009, and that for every different variant of flu, there must be a different vaccination.
Also, you realize that doctors recommend a yearly flu vaccination, right? If you have not had one since you were a kid, you may be well overdue for getting another for the upcoming flu season.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-07-01
before we continue, can you stop starting your arguments, "you realize...., right?" lets talk like the dummies we are. There are different variations for every illness because we know how to fight them. they get stronger. a kid I went to highschool, who at the time, was one of my best friends, his dad was on the team that sent out the vaccine after months of working on a successful one to release.
Vaccinations arent like oil changes, once you have one, youre good for the rest of your life. unless you have aids your immune system will do its job if youre healthy enough. You get vaccinations as a child because your immune system is developing. If youre getting them as an adult, (yearly) for the same illnesses, youre just wasting money. Vaccinations isnt a billion dollar industry.
n/a LoouisCuCK 2017-07-01
https://www.cdc.gov/flu/index.htm
The CDC and World health org recommend yearly vaccinations
Have you ever heard of booster shots?
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-07-01
Fair point. Personally, I get sick once a year and follow the steps and beat in a week. All from one vaccine. Still doesnt mean that the swine flu was fake. In fact, that shows that the swine flu was a very strong strain that they want you to get vaccinations regularly so you dont die from the sickness
n/a UnfunnyFaggott 2017-07-01
Because the different variants of the influenza virus are easily distinguishable through RNA analysis.
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-07-01
Or it was a pharma invention intended to sell millions of dollars worth of useless vaccines and the media was handed their scripts as usual.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-07-01
vaccines arent useless you dope. Bacteria and illness are real things. We just live in a country where we wash our hands after whiping our asses meanwhile 3rd world shit holes go from digging out a cows ass to marinating chicken and eating with no silverware
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-07-01
That one was you dope.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-07-01
good one, chip
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-07-01
Well someone as versed in vaccination knowledge as yourself would know that the cdc is shooting in the dark on various mutations every year. The U.S. spent a billion dollars on that particular mutation. They logically could use the same argument every year to spend that much. However you can only get away with a heist like that every so often.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-07-01
Tell the class how you know this
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-07-01
Off topic but I have some anthrax vaccines and ebola bio suits for sale. PM me for details.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-07-01
exactly. save the conspiracies to 9/11 and jews
n/a LoouisCuCK 2017-07-01
That is more or less my line of thought. I diverge by thinking that in the grips of the craze, unethical medical testing was performed.
n/a SpurdoBurdo 2017-07-01
Vaccines work but if you wanted to infect an entire population with something, vaccines would be a brilliant way to do it.
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-07-01
I never claimed to be anit vaxxer so i took a beating based on presumption. I make sure my kid gets his shots. But every other year the cdc announces that they picked the wrong strain of flu so the vaccine they shot into millions of Americans was completely useless. The manufacturers get their check either way.
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-07-01
Patrice did not die of natural causes. He was assassinated.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-07-01
schumer killed him for his jokes
n/a RabboRibbo 2017-07-01
History's first assassination via candy bar
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-07-01
That woke brotha spoke too much truth about the illuminati and they had the nigga killed like Pac and Dave Chappelle.
n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-07-01
i agree, but it's that much harder do prove because it was most likely done one Arnold Palmer & pack of skittles at a time
they knew Patrice better than he knew himself and his genes
n/a TangerineReam 2017-07-01
(((Swine Flu))). (((Beyonce was never pregnant)))).
n/a Peckahnator 2017-07-01
Civilians did 911.
n/a Kurt_Love 2017-07-01
Opie could not shoot the lights out.
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-07-01
I genuinely believe Alex Jones is Bill Hicks. I think he was given secret cancer treatments and in exchange he became a tool used to discredit real conspiracy theories by building a following of complete idiots.
n/a Pino_Palladino 2017-07-01
Does alex jones look 55 yrs old to you?
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-07-01
He looks closer to 55 than he does to 43.
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-07-01
I 100% believe Kurt Cobain didn't commit suicide. Dead men don't pull triggers. The funny part is I never really liked or cared about him or Nirvana. Hugely overrated if you ask me.I happened upon justiceforkurt.com(links dead for some reason) like 10-15 years ago and it all just made sense. Then this documentary Soaked in Bleach came out. Great documentary shedding light on the truth.
Look into it for real. Dead men don't pull triggers.
n/a majestik6 2017-07-01
The supposed triggerman was a dude named "El Duce" from a band called "The Mentors." I saw them a couple weeks before he died. That was a weird-ass concert, a real "GG Allin" kind of vibe.
*"The half-live Sex Drugs & Rock 'n' Roll came out in 1989 on Ever Rat Records, and before they could tour behind it they were contacted by Ministry's Al Jourgenson about possibly touring together. This led to the Mentors scoring the opening slot on the Revolting Cocks tour, a supergroup made up of industrial artists such as Trent Reznor, Jeff Ward, and Jourgenson. The tour was an exercise in debauchery, and the group was more than ready to further that image. Two more self-released albums followed, but oddly enough they would stop recording new material after 1992 despite staying together. El Duce was kicked off the drums during this period, as his drinking was beginning to hinder their live performances, and was replaced by various friends of the band. He did get to keep his job as their singer, and began incorporating live sex acts on-stage since he was free from behind the drum kit. Each member worked on various other projects throughout the mid-'90s, but the band stayed together for live performances.
By 1997, El Duce looked as though he was ready for a media comeback, as he made headlines by claiming that Courtney Love offered him 10,000 dollars to kill Kurt Cobain. Love did not even justify his comments with a response, but they did know each other from the Seattle club scene. In January of the same year, he had a memorable appearance on The Jerry Springer Show where he brought out an underage groupie, took credit for the sexual assault of an audience member, and was condemned by fellow Springer guests Gwar for his pro-rape comments. But on April 19 of that year, he stepped in front of a train behind his California home while intoxicated and was killed. Most believe the incident was an accident, as El Duce was legendary for his drunken exploits. "*
n/a NoirMagieGateau 2017-07-01
The Mentors rule.
n/a LoouisCuCK 2017-07-01
I remember that there was a theory that Jimi Hendrix was murdered. Something about stuff that was stolen from his apartment, and that he was on bad terms with someone from a record company. I'd have to look into details to remember what else was said.
n/a fashanoo 2017-07-01
That doc was really compelling, Grant is very credible and meticulous. The one that Courtney released around the same time was garbage, and of course she's prominently featured.
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-07-01
I've heard everything that doc was about be reasonably debunked. I used to think it was fishy at least but now im pretty sure the dude just checked out
n/a LithiumAM 2017-07-01
If Courtney Love wanted him dead, why did she save him when he OD'd like a month prior to him dying? She saved him from a legitimate death that she had no involvement in just so she could do something that could have possibly lead to her being arrested a month later?
n/a turnthemaround 2017-07-01
I know this post is a day-old now, but the counter-point to what you said is apparently Courtney learned that Kurt was serious about divorcing her. Also, I read/heard that she learned that Kurt liked some girl who was around or in Courtney's band.
I personally don't think Kurt murdered him. I just think they were both shitty drug addicts, and most likely horrible people to hangout with, whether you like their music or not.
n/a UnfunnyFaggott 2017-07-01
Where is your evidence he was dead before he got shot? If you think it's because of the heroin concentration in his blood, why would the murderer shoot him at all? He's already dead and a hardcore junkie ODing will not exactly raise suspicion.
n/a Sicboy69 2017-07-01
I believe R. Kelly & Anthony Cumia are the same person. I not only don't believe in the moon landings but I don't believe the moon exist, it's just a hologram created by the elites to control the masses. I believe OJ was framed & that Ron & Nicole are still alive & were government actors used by the globalist to bring down American hero OJ Simpson. I believe gummy bears are the work of the devil.
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-07-01
Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Bugliosi proved it in his book.
n/a LoouisCuCK 2017-07-01
Isn't this considered the usual explanation though (I am agnostic on what happened)?
Did he say anything of his motives?
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-07-01
He was crazy commie who wanted to feel important and help the USSR.
n/a LoouisCuCK 2017-07-01
and now 54 years later fans of Bernie Panders want to turn us into a knock off of that shit ;)
n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-07-01
i dont know what you mean but i will stand behind you that Bernie supporter ARE commies, while Trump supporters are just faggots and Hillary supporters don't actually exist except as a vent to hate Drumpf
n/a loginlogan7 2017-07-01
Isn't that the official story though?
n/a David_Tosk 2017-07-01
Thank you, so I don't have to berate that point. Thinking JFK assassination was a conspiracy is so hack
n/a Norm_S_Cock 2017-07-01
Carl Ruiz is a successful restauranteur and chef.
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-07-01
In other words, this thread is "post your schizophrenia".
n/a LoouisCuCK 2017-07-01
kys
n/a Yaseetheo 2017-07-01
KKTITN
n/a lord_minidisc 2017-07-01
Bam Margera fucked Lynsi Hughes.
n/a liljoeyk 2017-07-01
That video of the Sandy Hook people walking in circles is pretty crazy. And the guy next doors story changing a million times. And the lack of winter decorations and that the school appears to be delapodated. More weird stuff there ...
n/a shawkward 2017-07-01
Can you explain more because I'm lazy and don't want to use google.
n/a SpurdoBurdo 2017-07-01
Just watch "We Need to Talk About Sandy Hook" or if you'd rather an eccentric nigger narrate, search "TeamWakeEmUp Sandy Hook EXPOSED"
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-07-01
They let 911 happen
Also that they perpetuate all that 911 detail shit like thermite paint and the like to make everyone who says anything about 911 look like a retard
n/a loginlogan7 2017-07-01
The old marbles up the ass theory
n/a EdguhMellencamp 2017-07-01
Opie and Anthony sabotaged the comeback of former Def Jam comic Alonzo "Hamburger" Jones in 2008 because the regulars at the Cellar were intimidated by his new material.
n/a Toss__Pot 2017-07-01
Opie is talented
n/a Throwaway98709860 2017-07-01
Depression isn't a disease and antidepressants don't do anything (but harm people)
n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-07-01
depression is an illness equal to faggotry. But of course one is accepted without pills for a cure
n/a SpurdoBurdo 2017-07-01
They make you cum slower
n/a stinksskc 2017-07-01
Found joyomis new account
n/a LoouisCuCK 2017-07-01
Your words hurt me :(
n/a stinksskc 2017-07-01
Found joyomis new account
n/a [deleted] 2017-07-01
[removed]
n/a deathbirdstories 2017-07-01
I believe Charlize Theron is secretly a huge racist who fled South Africa after the end of apartheid because she knew how the niers would end up behaving, and her black "husband" and "kids" are an elaborate ruse to throw us off the truth. And if she was a nier lover for real, she'd have a black love interest in at least one movie.
n/a Spa-Peggy 2017-07-01
PATTON OSWALT...
n/a Steamer1000 2017-07-01
Blacks are people.
n/a LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-07-01
I don't believe for one single goddamn momentary second that Patrice was buried in a purple suit in an extra large coffin! I believe some short little bully ass nigga held him up for the purple track suit and shoes and made him lay there in his long johns in a shallow roadside grave and was last seen laughing with some other niglet around the corner. Later heard that nigga got shot or sumthin?
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-07-01
so because the vaccine was made in 2009, its fake; but a vaccine in, oh idk 1955 was the only real one?