Ant says "very big announcements" coming at the end of the summer.

10  2017-07-01 by SpurdoBurdo

30 comments

We know he has a history of repeating mistakes but can't he just go back to beating women?

he's a bitah, not a beater

can we get flair for RedBar fans? A red star of David?

you can spot who they are by them jaaaanes

ick

Over/under on him going full Bundy?

Who gives a shit channel.

Sources say they are this close to signing a middle-aged comedian from Jersey

Really? Rev Bob?

If bob is middle age, he's gonna live to 343.

You think CP Media has Bob Levy money?

I don't think CP Media has coffee money at this point.

The Kimber Leigh Lament Hour?

I can't wait to stay not a subscriber

The savings are so good you can't afford to not unsubscribe!

I forgot the URL of his website

cumpound something. you can google it.

Will he finally come out?

My sources tell me that he's going to announce a Joe DeVito podcast. This will be huge if true. Would go a long way to getting the new NYC studio set up, after which Jimmy will be in all the time.

It'll be a hack middle somewhere between Matarese and Joe DeVito that gets a show

i told you niggas Artie will be his co host

That would be a garbage show.

it's like he wants everyone to hate him.

"peckahs"

He meant to write "peckahs".

hes gonna tell everyone that im gay

maybe his liver has finally died

The Boreyard hosted by Jim Breuer

He's going to adopt a child with Sue.

Believe me I got "guys"

He's marrying Sue

If this seriously has anything to do with him going back into business with Opie.... Anthony should really consider sucking off the business end of his most powerful handgun.

Even with Jimmy, that would be a disaster. Jimmy does seem to possess enough integrity to not join up with Tits again.

Is he going to use a time machine to bring a box of Accutane to himself when he was a teenager?

Meh.